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I see on your resume you have some experience as a night guard
"well, with a night guard."
So you were in training?
"what? No they only post in Imp Zone I think."
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i know you paid me to guard your teeth against grinding, but i was up all night last night, and yeah your teeth got grinded. they were grinding. you know why? listen... *sighs* its you. you're grinding your teeth. you're doing this, to you. you're self destructive. you need help, so i'll do my best, but you're the only person who can protect you from yourself... you know, maybe you dont need me at all. i'm only a night guard. if somebody came in here and grinded your teeth, then i'd be useful; i could stop them, gently caress them up, we could have fun together bashing their brains in. but that's not what's happening here. you'd probably be happier with a night counsellor.
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