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vanisher

Luckily I have a guard dog already so I'm pretty well protected.

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vanisher

Ah you're here about the night guard position? Yeah I need someone to help keep me from grinding my teeth in my sleep. Maybe jam your finger in between my teeth or something? What do you mean what's it pay.



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vanisher

I see on your resume you have some experience as a night guard

"well, with a night guard."

So you were in training?

"what? No they only post in Imp Zone I think."



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vanisher

(vaudeville hook yanks me out of the thread)



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vanisher

apparently now they need to run drills on my canines which I'm assuming means trained attack dogs



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vanisher

google THIS posted:

I already have guards pacing my roof every night like I'm living in a freaking castle, and now my orthodontist thinks I need a retainer. What am I, a feudal lord?



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vanisher

Heather Papps posted:

first he wants to guard me at night, now he's concerned about my "cavity"?!? i need a lawyer!



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vanisher

Dentist: "based on the wear pattern you'll need to have a night guard that fits on the bottom"

Me: "So like my butt"



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vanisher

Knife to guard you :evilbuddy:



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