The dentist told me to get a night guard

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I already have guards pacing my roof every night like I'm living in a freaking castle, and now my orthodontist thinks I need a retainer. What am I, a feudal lord?

# ¿ Nov 16, 2020 21:17

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 14:35

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Periodontist (measuring my gum pockets): Hmm, your gingivitis is getting worse. You're going to need a jester.

Me: I call bullshit

# ¿ Nov 16, 2020 21:18

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All this work to defend my mouth and it turns out the enemy had a molar in my ranks all along. I never expected an incisor threat.

# ¿ Nov 16, 2020 22:36

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Et tooth, decay?

# ¿ Nov 19, 2020 03:01

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