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[pointing at some random leaf] aha! we're on to him |
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putting om my camouflage gear and staking out the local applebees from the embankment. hes sure to turn up wait, did the intel say denny's or applebees. gently caress |
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Nov 19, 2020 20:06
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*picking up a super soaker* lock and load, boys 
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Nov 19, 2020 20:07
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*peers intently* *touches* *licks finger* *thoughtfully smacks lips* This sign is fresh 
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Nov 19, 2020 20:12
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Tracking him down to the end of a blind alley, looking around at the empty buildings. Ah, we know more about him now, he's a spider man |
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Nov 19, 2020 20:33
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google THIS posted:*peers intently* lol
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Nov 19, 2020 20:49
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On top of a clearing I crouch low, my eyes closed. I then perk up, extending my neck, my head tilted. The female bird doesn't seem interested.
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Nov 19, 2020 20:51
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I cautiously gaze into the interior. Clamouring about. Clinking. "How we sposed to find him in a whole den of them?" One of the herd exits the den. And approaches the horseless carriage. "Dog gonnit. I forgot my net!" *musses over unkempt hair* |
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Nov 19, 2020 21:58
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”I didn’t kill my wife!”
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Nov 19, 2020 22:27
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VANISHER
HEATHER PAPPS
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*looks through binoculars backwards* i found him and he's REAL tiny
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Nov 19, 2020 22:33
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*tastes dirt* oh my god, thats disgusting *spits thricely* urgh, that's the worst. gross gross gross |
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Nov 19, 2020 22:34
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*putting my ear against the ground* "great, okay so we're safe from buffalo stampedes!" |
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Nov 19, 2020 22:47
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sk posted:*looks through binoculars backwards* i found him and he's REAL tiny https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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Nov 19, 2020 22:49
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sk posted:*looks through binoculars backwards* i found him and he's REAL tiny lmao |
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Nov 19, 2020 22:49
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sees mysterious substance hmm i wonder what this is. yellow. gooey. seems kind of spikey feeling too. *licks it* oh its honey. oh this must be a bees nest!! |
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Nov 19, 2020 22:51
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trying not to rattle pots and pans while I hide from the thread
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Nov 19, 2020 22:51
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*i grasp a handful of dirt, and let it dribble from my hand slowly, watching as the wind carries it away* "which way'd they go, tracker?' "...underground."
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Nov 19, 2020 23:05
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[licks finger and holds it to the wind] tastes like cheeto out here
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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Nov 19, 2020 23:11
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*finds a scrap of fabric on a barbed wire fence* "so we're looking for a cloth golem be careful"
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Nov 19, 2020 23:13
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Heather Papps posted:*i grasp a handful of dirt, and let it dribble from my hand slowly, watching as the wind carries it away*
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Nov 20, 2020 00:21
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Me: "This campfire's still burning, and he's left his pack and gun behind. He must've left in a hurry." The Guy From the Bass Pro Shop: "Sir, for the last time don't touch the displays." |
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Nov 20, 2020 00:29
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How Wonderful! posted:trying not to rattle pots and pans while I hide from the thread We are hunting the most dangerous game of all, man Pots rattle Shrieks and runs away, pausing only to obliterate the sign where I left the trail (hallway) |
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Nov 20, 2020 00:31
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Jaguars! posted:We are hunting the most dangerous game of all, man right on dude |
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Nov 20, 2020 02:04
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google THIS posted:*peers intently* |
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Nov 20, 2020 02:36
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Holding pint of moose tracks: theyre in here and also are shapeshifters |
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Nov 20, 2020 02:37
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everyone, silence... i need silence! ... ring ri- *answers cellphone* "tell me... okay, affirmative.... wendy's"
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Nov 20, 2020 02:55
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*inspecting a bent twig* This mf hates twigs |
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Nov 20, 2020 03:35
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*digs through ashes of campfire* Wendy’s breakfast. Still warm. he won’t make it far before he has to stop and poop. |
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Nov 20, 2020 04:14
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*snaps twig stepping through forest* poo poo, spooked the killer off |
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Nov 20, 2020 04:24
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asking an owl if it has seen any "hooo"-ligans around and then looking to the rest of the group of grizzled mercs for approval. completely yelled at for trying to ride a deer.
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Nov 20, 2020 06:22
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At the drop off, trying to decide whether the quarry dipped their boots in yellow paint before walking to the international terminal, or red paint before walking to the domestic flights. |
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Nov 20, 2020 06:49
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[Rolls around in the dirt] Everyone do the same! That way he'll think we're him. |
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Nov 20, 2020 10:54
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[Listening to the sound of birds far in the distance] So this is what it sounds like... when doves cry!
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Nov 20, 2020 10:56
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sk posted:*looks through binoculars backwards* i found him and he's REAL tiny
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Nov 20, 2020 12:30
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everyone wait *violently shakes compass then holds it still* no ok he’s still going North
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Nov 20, 2020 12:43
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he's got the scent, get 'em boy *dog runs into the distance and never returns*
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Nov 20, 2020 14:16
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sk posted:*looks through binoculars backwards* i found him and he's REAL tiny
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Nov 20, 2020 14:17
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don't worry fellas, we're close. he won't get far without these (holds up a pair of bloody eyeballs, stems hanging) |
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Nov 20, 2020 14:37
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*coming across some tracks in the woods* "Shh. Trains have been through here." |
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*licks finger and holds it up in the air* n...naw, it doesn't taste like i've touched him
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