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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Big lump of literal poo poo in keyboard, big life

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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


have you tried boofing it OP?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Someone ‘shop it onto the pig

naem
May 29, 2011

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Someone ‘shop it onto the pig


sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Turn it into hair for his Bob Ross av

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

You foul, foul walrus. :barf:

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


you know I bet most of that is Nicotine with a bit of THC. You could probably roll it and smoke it. Don't worry bout the toe nail that adds flavor.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



This is a poor sequel to the original keyboard goop thread.

3/10

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
I have blue keyboard cleaning goo ... I was trying to make it that filthy.

Wasn't even close.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.

Demon Lord
Jun 8, 2003
ex nihil, ex omni, ad infinitum

That actually looks a lot less disgusting.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
I got to admit one Surefire way to get a lot of people to see this disgusting thing is by sticking the thread good on you

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
what comprises the dark brown majority is that just a turd you stuck dead skin/nail clippings/hair to? what the hell are you producing

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



Art

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

God I love goons

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



:haw:

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Well this thread certainly delivers.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
About once a day I click this thread, filled with dread at the prospect that OP might have eaten it and posted evidence.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

:barf:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
OP you should keep it for always and add to it every time you clean your disgusting keyboard, like the world's most disgusting twineball, sort of thing

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Like one of those bellybutton lint bears but extra poopy

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Exactly how are you cleaning your keyboard, OP, that you collect so much accumulated filth?

Did you take the keys off the board and scrape up the residues beneath them? I've seen some horrible scum on old keyboards with the keys knocked off that were getting thrown into a dumpster.
What size is that thing you created? Like, what is the diameter? How old was is the keyboard?

Did you create this simply by scraping the surface of your keyboard? Was there enough grime just on the surface alone to create your snot/poo poo/cum ball?

So many detailed questions about something so disgusting!

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Internetjack posted:

Exactly how are you cleaning your keyboard, OP, that you collect so much accumulated filth?

Did you take the keys off the board and scrape up the residues beneath them? I've seen some horrible scum on old keyboards with the keys knocked off that were getting thrown into a dumpster.
What size is that thing you created? Like, what is the diameter? How old was is the keyboard?

Did you create this simply by scraping the surface of your keyboard? Was there enough grime just on the surface alone to create your snot/poo poo/cum ball?

So many detailed questions about something so disgusting!

using the nail clipping as a reference it's horrifyingly big like it was a thin layer covering the entire inside of the keyboard and it got folded up into a little ball of yum!

Oaken Ralph
Nov 23, 2015
Where's the eBay auction link, OP? I trade you the stuff I have inside my belly button for your keyboard hairy ball.

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.

cnut
May 3, 2016


lmao

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


maybe i'm dumb but what is the (originally) yellow goo binding it together? pudding?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Doctor Dogballs posted:

maybe i'm dumb but what is the (originally) yellow goo binding it together? pudding?

Ghee?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Please thinly slice the mass OP and show us a magnified cross-section.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


i must compose posted:

So what the gently caress are people doing to get poo poo and cum in their keyboard. Nevermind I don't want to know.

Let he who's not roped a keyboard dab the first keyboard goop.

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

I would like to smell it haha just for laughs

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Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


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