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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > I'm gonna torch my junk
 
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FutonForensic

 a kid with a backwards baseball cap leans over to me in class and whispers "me and a few seniors are going to skip class to torch our dick and balls to ashes. are you in or are you out?" i left my WWJD bracelet at home, and now i find myself not knowing what Jesus Christ would do in this situation.


* # ¿ Nov 24, 2020 23:20
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 05:54
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FutonForensic

 salting my torch-ed dingdong to keep the Visigoths from ever resettling on my once-fertile scrote


* # ¿ Nov 24, 2020 23:25
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