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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


look I'm not gonna kinkshame but people who AREN'T into torching their junk are the real sickos


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Randy Travesty

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setting up an onlyfans where people pay me to talk them out of torching their junk :evilbuddy:


Randy Travesty

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posting the link to my gofundme to pay for a tank for my acetylene torch


Randy Travesty

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sk posted:

all you normies are happy torching your junk but i'm SEXUALLY AWAKENED and sous vide my dick and balls for 18 hours

lol, just lol, if you are not preparing your junk in the style of carpaccio, with a fine Japanese steel blade


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


vanisher posted:

some instagram model's boyfriend checklist:
- 6' tall
- BMW
- Torched
- Beard
- Own house

*looks down at pink, livid flesh* forever alone


Randy Travesty

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me, passing the literal torch to my son on his wedding day, so that he may impress his bride on his wedding night


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Randy Travesty

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"who's gonna torch my junk" to the tune of this

https://youtu.be/xuZA6qiJVfU


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