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HOT girls in your area want to torch your junk now!
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using the workplace urinal and getting knowing smiles from the other men at my screams of agony and the clouds of steam rising up from my blackened junk. "looks like someone had a big weekend!" they later say as they walk past, giving me an approving pat on the back. can't let them know that it was just a terrible and somewhat inexplicable BBQ accident
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nothing like the smell of slow roasting hog to get your mouth watering
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Nov 24, 2020 21:56
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FutonForensic posted:a kid with a backwards baseball cap leans over to me in class and whispers "me and a few seniors are going to skip class to torch our dick and balls to ashes. are you in or are you out?" i left my WWJD bracelet at home, and now i find myself not knowing what Jesus Christ would do in this situation. Cool Youth Pastor: No worries brah, my man JC got you covered: But he said to them, “Not everyone can accept this teaching, but only those to whom it is given. For there are eunuchs who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. Let anyone accept this who can.” —Matthew 19:11–12 So you know that Jesus would be down for some good old fashioned junk torching, just as long as you keep it holy!
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vanisher posted:Tinder turns into a very different dating app
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super sweet best pal posted:Goodness gracious, great balls on fire!
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