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Escape From Noise

Stoner Sloth posted:

using the workplace urinal and getting knowing smiles from the other men at my screams of agony and the clouds of steam rising up from my blackened junk. "looks like someone had a big weekend!" they later say as they walk past, giving me an approving pat on the back.

can't let them know that it was just a terrible and somewhat inexplicable BBQ accident

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Escape From Noise

[Running up to the burn barrel full of debris right before my neighbor sets it alight] Wait! Wait! Got room for something else while your add it?

He nods, so I pull out my junk and place it on top of the junk.


Okay. I'm ready



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I torch myself
Woahohoh!

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