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my junk is just charcoal at this point
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Nov 21, 2020 05:34
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some priest: "well that doesn't sound good either"
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Nov 21, 2020 05:37
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some dare cop: "you know i'll bet you kids think torching is cool and hip" (spins chair around and sits on it backwards) "but listen up jokers- it's not only bad for you, but you'll totally wreck your sack." (little sock puppet that kinda looks like a lump of charcoal pops its head up from behind the chair and begins to rap)
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Nov 21, 2020 05:41
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Buttchocks posted:I can't feel this at all. It's just wasting the flashlight batteries. look son, over there in the woods. What's that glowing over there? |
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Nov 21, 2020 16:08
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Aficionado goon lighting up with a cigar torch |
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Nov 21, 2020 20:41
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"This year at the olympics the torch runner shall go empty handed to honor the defenseless who lost their lives in the world's wars." "Wait how will they carry the flame" |
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Nov 22, 2020 21:10
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some instagram model's boyfriend checklist: - 6' tall - BMW - Torched - Beard - Own house
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Nov 24, 2020 22:11
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Kief Richards posted:me, passing the literal torch to my son on his wedding day, so that he may impress his bride on his wedding night pops we've been torching since our second date Dad: "Noooooo!" |
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Nov 26, 2020 02:15
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Tinder turns into a very different dating app |
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