Dumb Fighters on Social Media: The Jake Shields Xeet Zone

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

Twitter tells me that Jake Shields did something thread worthy today but i can't find it. Anyone know?

surprised it wasnt something about how antifa are the real fascist again

https://twitter.com/cagepotatomma/status/1333932918150926336?s=19

# ¿ Dec 2, 2020 03:32

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 01:25

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

"I, Tito Oritz, do sollily swear"

https://twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1336305541585387523

"Once again, I gotta say I am very thankful for the donors that have given me the opportunity by the support I give, have been given by Huntington Beach"

https://twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1336306376344100866

# ¿ Dec 8, 2020 14:54

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Eat This Glob posted:

That long-form story about Spencer Fisher reminded me how hosed up the culture of Militich Fighting Systems was back in its heyday. gently caress Pat for a litany of reasons

What, are you saying that trying to knock out someone that has just set foot in your gym to learn and train under you is horrifically cruel?

# ¿ Jan 13, 2021 19:39

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

omg chael crash posted:

Some goon did, like, a book report on his book. Lobster, maybe? I don�t remember much but I�m sure it was wacky

Yeah, I recapped his first installment of the "Befor there were Rules" trilogy (note, the typo on Before is intentional), "Bar Brawler", which ends with Walter Foxx going to prison for being up a guy in a drive thru. Sadly, I don't think Tank finished the series, so we never got a chance to get his take on being in the Ultimate No-Holds Barred Combat Fighting Champions league, or the time he went to Globe Wrestling or whatever names he would have come up with for UFC and WCW

# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 13:39

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Using Tito is way too easy, but my goodness, he cracked the code

https://twitter.com/titoortiz/status/1439350077395333122

# ¿ Sep 19, 2021 03:22

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

folks i take no pleasure in announcing that the dumb fighters are at it again

https://twitter.com/RicardoLamasMMA/status/1446149831873925127

# ¿ Oct 7, 2021 21:46

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Snowman_McK posted:

At a wild guess, Ricardo Lamas is Cuban. Cuban Americans are the only Americans with consistently worse politics than Irish Americans, which is quite a feat

He claimed after his last fight that his dad led a resistance group against Castro

# ¿ Oct 8, 2021 00:40

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

As we've been discussing in the Discord, Claressa Shields is fitting in just fine with the MMA crowd

For reference, this is in response to "They made Superman bi-sexual, and I can't have that!"

http://twitter.com/Claressashields/status/1448308650448068616

# ¿ Oct 14, 2021 17:25

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Shields has locked her twitter account, in part, due to "negative backlash" over tweets such as this:

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 16:18

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

What�s she getting at? That gambling should be taxed and that revenue given to the athletes being wagered on?

No, that if you bet on Shields to win, since her win helped you make money, she should get a cut.

I can only assume she's also fine with covering any losses incurred by gamblers betting on her to win and she falls short (I know she's currently undefeated)

# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 18:28

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

geopolitical expert sean "i really want to murder someone" strickland chimes in

https://twitter.com/SStricklandMMA/status/1497032673935593477

# ¿ Mar 9, 2022 19:38

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Jan's clapback owns, tho.

https://twitter.com/JanBlachowicz/status/1498206887086632962?s=20&t=TEe87soCzOhJNxIGCjs6Ow

his whole thread response to strickland's reply is great

https://twitter.com/JanBlachowicz/status/1501536833875980291

# ¿ Mar 9, 2022 23:54

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Boco_T posted:

all-timer from brandon http://twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1594901159763795970

not sure what massachusetts bay colony you're referring to, my man

# ¿ Nov 22, 2022 22:48

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Kevin Lee, you were supposed to be different

https://twitter.com/MoTownPhenom/status/1610254013404151809?t=1kFnodPHD5mUFkQWzPvXpA&s=19

# ¿ Jan 3, 2023 19:07

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

I think it would be really easy to bait Jake Shields at this point into a funny conversation where he essentially threatens to beat you up and then that's the opening either to be the "oh yeah real tough guy online" retort to him at which point he gets really mad, or to simply post a screenshot of his 10 consecutive fights where he either went to decision or lost.

Jon Fitch threatend to beat up a paraplegic, so yeah, shouldn't be too hard

# ¿ Feb 3, 2023 19:44

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 01:25

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Marching Powder posted:

what's the context of that?

both guys are turd-brains and are desperately trying to be worse than each other

# ¿ Jul 29, 2023 02:45

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