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I took out a fresh slice of Papa John's pizza, cheese, his favorite flavor, from the box and placed it on my plate. A clean fork and knife were needed for this. I sliced off a good piece of pizza, chewed it four times - the number of years he was president - and swallowed happily. "Tremendous," I said out loud, one of his favorite adjectives and now one of mine.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2020 21:50 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 11:53 |
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boethius posted:"So Presidential!" I muttered as I carefully walked down the ramp to the replica Presidential Bunker. I marveled at the level of detail, McDonalds wrappers strewn on the floor, FOX news on the TV, a flop-sweat covered Rudy Guiliani on loop like a fly frozen in amber. I felt like the Bunker Bitch himself. There! I spotted some letters carved into the large wooden conference table where he'd do his presidential work signing papers with his beautiful autograph - urtenhniebdlptpaoalrlyihmleasi. Must be some sort of code. I quickly ran through my knowledge of the various illegal activities Trump had uncovered during his presidency. Aha! Hunter Biden Laptop Hillary Emails. That was it! Hunter Biden's laptop must have Hillary's emails!
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