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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Ready Player TRUMM"
 
Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
I powered on the console and initiated the log-in sequence. I saw a brief flash of red as the visor scanned my retinas. Then I cleared my throat and said my log-in pass phrase, being careful to enunciate: "We have a situation where we're looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms."

My pass phrase was also verified, along with my voice pattern, and then I was logged in. The following text appeared, superimposed in the center of my virtual display:

Identity verification successful.
Welcome to the TWITTER, Donald!
Login Completed: 07:53:21 OST-11.23.2020

As the text faded away, it was replaced by a short message, just three words long. This message had been embedded in the log-in sequence by Jack Dorsey himself, when he’d first programmed the TWITTER. These three words were always the last thing a TWITTER user saw before leaving the real world and entering the virtual one:

READY PLAYER TRIMO

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