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To enter into my man cave (aka my "covfefe room" named after a hilarious SNL skit from the early 2000's) I had to type into the keypad a forbidden word, which was the name of an important orange demigod. This Incredible Hulk or a man, a super hero named after a famous 2008 Ed Norton documentary about a scientist that eats a radioactive bug or something, was a US president whose true name is lost to the aethers. Luckily, I knew how to read ancient computer forums code. Doing this was like defeating the evil dinosaur Bowser found at the end of every Super Mario Brothers game, which was a game series started by the hermit-man Notch -- yes the same revered Supreme Court Justice who found that all meat-space procreation is illegal. I found the god-man's name entirely by accident while looking up the phrase "10 inch taint" through the Library Of Congress archives. Back then IRL taints were small, which made autofellatio difficult, but not as difficult as level 4-1 of Ninja Gaiden for the 8-bit NES.
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