Randarkman posted:

Slotducks posted:

Y'all haven't even posted the piss poor attempt at being inclusive to non-binary people

gleebster posted:

Eat poo poo.

Big Beef City posted:

When I entered the next room I could not believe what I was seeing but it was there in front of me so then I did believe it again.
What it was was Mario and Luigi from the videogames that were very popular so long ago. I knew this because I know about popular video games and the characters Mario and Luigi who are in some of them.
What I did not expect to see was Luigi really sucking on Mario's penis like that! This had not happened in the Mario and Luigi games that I had read and seen so much about myself personally as one who recognized them.
When Mario saw me he said "IT'SA ME, MAAARIO" in his hilarious high pitched voice, which is what I expected because that is how Mario talks and that is one of his popular catch phrases.
Luigi stopped sucking on his weiner. I said "Wow Super Mario, that's great." I had wanted to say "That's Super" but saying "Wow Super Mario that's Super" sounds bad and I didn't want to upset Super Mario or Luigi from the hit video game franchise from Nintendo.
"Mr. Mario can I have the magic item I need?" "Yes" Said Super Mario and then gave me it. Then Luigi went back to sucking on his weird looking dick. "ha HA!" chortled Mario. "Thank you Mario" I said and then left.

Katamari Democracy posted:

As much as I have poo poo on this thread about this terrible book I read that the Oasis has been improved so you can smell things too inside of it.

You know drat well aint nobody using deodorant

gleebster posted:

No, but you suck.

Big Beef City posted:

I like the fact that this future virtual estates 'huge' garage holds an entire 4 cars.

Wow. Palatial.

bird with big dick posted:

theres just regular and mouth and butt, right