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Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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numberoneposter posted:

You know, all different kinds of sex. Nothing surprises me. I know all the kinds of sex.

They tried all the positions - on top, doggy, and normal.

Exhausted they collapsed onto the recently extended sofa-bed. Then a hell beast ate them.

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Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

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Giggle Goose posted:

This one is too on the nose cause of the Ernest Cline insert but honestly ever since Stephen King stuck himself in his own novels in one of the greats acts of hubris of all time, anything seems possible.

It's nothing new - Margaret Cavendish, Duchess of Newcastle, wrote The Description of a New World, Called The Blazing-World in 1666, and the main character of that falls into a new world, becomes its Empress, and explains to her advisors that she's going to have her life story written by that amazing, intellectually superior and unjustly unpopular writer Margaret Cavendish, the Duchess of Newcastle, so everyone on Earth knows who's going to come and invade them REAL SOON NOW. It's great in an utterly stupid proto-Mary-Sue straight-from-the-id way.

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