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The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
I'm kind of surprised that Rocket League wasn't on the list. Soccer with cars!

MrChips posted:

Half Life 2 - LloydDobler

Objectively wrong :colbert:

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Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
I answered this one while half asleep and also incredibly high, which is why my answer for 17 is loving stupid as poo poo.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



The Door Frame posted:

I'm kind of surprised that Rocket League wasn't on the list. Soccer with cars!


Objectively wrong :colbert:

I play rocket league regularly and it didn't even come to my mind. Not sure what that says about me.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

The Door Frame posted:


Objectively wrong :colbert:

Floaty rear end go cart

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

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Toilet Rascal
Ooh Full Throttle is a good one. I need to play Interstate 76 too.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

The Door Frame posted:

Objectively wrong :colbert:

CannonFodder posted:

Floaty rear end go cart

I wasn't even thinking of the beach buggy, I was thinking of the ones laying around that you could bounce into things with the gravity gun. To be honest I kind of quit gaming around 2005 except for nostalgic first person shooters like the Doom reboots. I've never even played GTA, ever.

Speaking of games, one of my favorite things to do after I'm bored with a game was to go back and put in a cheat code to give you some massive weapon and play with it from the beginning. Like Far Cry with a sniper rifle and infinite ammo, or quake with a rail gun or chaingun and infinite ammo. But I never did that with Half-Life 2, I wonder if it's even possible to get the turbo gravity gun with a cheat code.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.
Who could forget about seat belts? What an idiot. :sigh:

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug

MrChips posted:

Full Throttle - KozmoNaut

This is a pretty solid answer.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



MrChips posted:

L.A. Noire - Ranzear

Oh yeah that game does have some amazing vehicles

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


bolind posted:

This is a pretty solid answer.

Corley's limo in particular is just perfect.

It's almost 2021, where is my drat hovercar?

Snow runner was also a pro answer, I'm playing through Mudrunner at the moment, trying to beat every map with the lowest-point trucks.

Trying to navigate muddy roads and ford rivers in an rear end-old Soviet farm truck on road tires, while fully loaded and dragging a huge trailer requires dedication and a gentle throttle foot. And a bit of winching, of course.

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Somewhat Heroic posted:

Me: A Poster that forgot seat belts weren't always standard issue :arghfist:

:hfive: And so begins me decent to mediocrity

Alarbus
Mar 31, 2010
drat it, I forgot about Grand Theft Auto!

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

I know nothing about video games and I think it's the only answer I got in the top, hah.

I can't believe I forgot about seat belts when I own multiple vehicles that don't have them, doh!

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 19: France has an incredibly rich history of small, boutique car manufacturers. This is the brand that, with an infinite amount of money, I would revive today.








Question 20: The COVID-19 pandemic will change the world in a lot of ways. This is probably the biggest change the pandemic will have on the automotive world.







Answers soon...

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


Can't wait to see who else went to the wikipedia page of former French automakers

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

Deeters posted:

Can't wait to see who else went to the wikipedia page of former French automakers

I think the real point of that question was to make 50-odd goons look at that page and say "holy poo poo"

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 19: France has an incredibly rich history of small, boutique car manufacturers. This is the brand that, with an infinite amount of money, I would revive today.

Delahaye - 9
McTinkerson
The Door Frame
Wrar
KozmoNaut
Ror
SharkyTM
A Small Car
sarcastx
CannonFodder

Matra - 8
InitialDave
Seat Safety Switch
luminalflux
Freelop
Godzilla07
Mustache Ride
nitsuga
Alarbus

Alpine - 6
IOwnCalculus
Ranzear
Somewhat Heroic
Applebees Appetizer
Maksimus54
NitroSpazzz

Simca - 3
Liquid Communism
nadmonk
shy boy from chess club

Talbot - 3
Nystral
Terrible Robot
LloydDobler

Facel Vega - 3
bolind
SFH1989
Charles

Citroën - 3
Finger Prince
VideoGameVet
CornHolio

Renault - 2
Humphreys
sirr0bin

Panhard - 2
builds character
Nidhg00670000

ACES:

Berliet - Cursedshitbox
Automobile Rally - ephphatha
Can I say Delage? If not, Delahaye? - Steely Dad
Bugatti - Elmnt80
hispano-suiza - babyeatingpsychopath
Monica - StormDrain
Lion-Peugeot - meatpimp
XXX - mrtrunks84
AMC - Turbo Fondant
Elgé - taqueso
I don't think Aston Martin will mind if I revive noted French automakers DB. - Big Taint
Group B - CAT_INTERCEPTOR
Macha - Modus Man
? - tactlessbastard
Venturi - slothrop
I would resurrect the Maginot Line of cars. - Slung Blade
Krieger - Deeters
Leyat - Bajaha
Donnet - tangy yet delightful
Figoni et Falaschi - Powershift
Henry-Dubray - STR
Hotchkiss - Tinal




Question 20: The COVID-19 pandemic will change the world in a lot of ways. This is probably the biggest change the pandemic will have on the automotive world.

Working from home reducing traffic, mileage driven and whatnot - 12
slothrop
NitroSpazzz
Humphreys
Maksimus54
A Small Car
Powershift
meatpimp
Elmnt80
InitialDave
SharkyTM
IOwnCalculus
babyeatingpsychopath

The current car sales model is going to change/die out - 11
McTinkerson
Turbo Fondant
Seat Safety Switch
Charles
Mustache Ride
VideoGameVet
Ranzear
STR
nitsuga
shy boy from chess club
The Door Frame

New car sales will slump, with an effect on used car sales - 5
LloydDobler
StormDrain
SFH1989
Applebees Appetizer
Alarbus

We won't learn anything from this - 4
nadmonk
taqueso
CannonFodder
sarcastx

Built-in sanitisation and more cabin air filtration - 4
Big Taint
bolind
CornHolio
KozmoNaut

Acceleration of EV adoption - 3
Godzilla07
Wrar
Ror

More parts sharing and less unique models - 3
mrtrunks84
builds character
Bajaha

Decrease in the usage of fare-based automotive transportation (More people driving themselves). - 2
Tinal
Nidhg00670000

ACES:

Insurance rates. - Cursedshitbox
Loads of cheap Harleys from estate sales after Sturgis - luminalflux
People realising that it's ok to stay home every once in a while - ephphatha
The return of drive-in theaters. - Liquid Communism
All US dealers will offer unpaid zero-hour service department internships to new car customers so that they can get “essential worker” status to subvert lockdown rules - Steely Dad
Car sharing - Somewhat Heroic
VolvoCare-style "bundled" car lease / maintenance / insurance model - Nystral
Fuel prices - Freelop
Giving people the time they need to work on their project cars - sirr0bin
Formula E taken out the back and shot - CAT_INTERCEPTOR
People spending YOLO money on toy cars. - Finger Prince
Touchless refueling development - Modus Man
we're all going to die - tactlessbastard
More emphasis on small, efficient cars meant for gig economy workers to make deliveries of useless chinese chotchkes - Slung Blade
Masks hanging off rear view mirrors for years - Deeters
Cars might actually come down in pri-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - Terrible Robot
less commuter driven design - tangy yet delightful

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 20:

IOwnCalculus - 279
Elmnt80 - 262
Alarbus - 259
sirr0bin - 247
Steely Dad - 245
meatpimp - 244
Ror - 243
SharkyTM - 241
NitroSpazzz - 240
Bajaha - 238
A Small Car - 232
Godzilla07 - 228
Modus Man - 221
Freelop - 217
Deeters - 217
Applebees Appetizer - 215
SFH1989 - 214
nadmonk - 208
Maksimus54 - 205
luminalflux - 201
Ranzear - 197
Somewhat Heroic - 196
Nystral - 193
Humphreys - 188
Liquid Communism - 186
StormDrain - 186
VideoGameVet - 186
CannonFodder - 185
Terrible Robot - 180
shy boy from chess club - 179
Wrar - 166
McTinkerson - 165
builds character - 165
slothrop - 161
ephphatha - 159
The Door Frame - 158
LloydDobler - 158
sarcastx - 152
bolind - 151
tangy yet delightful - 143
nitsuga - 138
taqueso - 132
Finger Prince - 129
Seat Safety Switch - 119
babyeatingpsychopath - 119
Charles - 119
STR - 119
Turbo Fondant - 116
mrtrunks84 - 114
CornHolio - 114
Nidhg00670000 - 110
tactlessbastard - 109
InitialDave - 108
Powershift - 106
Mustache Ride - 100
Tinal - 97
KozmoNaut - 72
Slung Blade - 60
Cursedshitbox - 27
Big Taint - 27
CAT_INTERCEPTOR - 23

Congratulations to this round's winner, :siren::siren::siren: IOwnCalculus! Thank you to all of the participants in this round of the Sheep Game; your participation makes the Sheep Game as much fun as it is, so well done to everyone! See you all tomorrow for the updated statistics post!

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Congrats, IOC, even if I hadn't balked on "seat belts," you'd have beaten me.

Thanks again, MrChips, it's a great game and a lot of fun. I can't wait for the stats!

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

MrChips posted:

Built-in sanitisation and more cabin air filtration - 4
Big Taint
bolind
CornHolio
KozmoNaut


Was gonna say this, but forgot. Built in UV sanitizer pocket for your mask / storage for hand sanitizer, etc. The Subaru dealer actually told me they're selling more because people aren't using public transit, but I live in techbro country.

Also for 19 I was tempted to say Bugatti, the original, back under the French, but the Italians have done well enough with them I think. I honestly just looked through wikipedia as somebody said and found a company that sounded neat / had neat looking cars.

Also AI mods as winners -- it's only natural.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Maginot line of cars and Return of drive through theatres are the best aces there.


Thanks Mr Chips! Especially for fixing what I broke because my phone screen protector is getting jagged and the m key sometimes ends up as the back key.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





meatpimp posted:

Congrats, IOC, even if I hadn't balked on "seat belts," you'd have beaten me.

I thought I was done for sure when I loving whiffed (though amazingly, didn't completely wolf) with the McLaren F1 instead of the DMC12.

Charles posted:

Also AI mods as winners -- it's only natural.

NO MODS NO MASTERS

ONLY MILK GIMPS

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Was really fun, I borked some obvious answers but seeing some of the ace answers got a chuckle and made me look up some cars I didn't know about.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

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Toilet Rascal
What's so bad about Formula E?

sirr0bin
Aug 16, 2004
damn you! let the rabbits wear glasses!
Thanks MrChips, that was fun! I think 4th place is my best result yet whoo

ephphatha
Dec 18, 2009




Deeters posted:

Can't wait to see who else went to the wikipedia page of former French automakers

Turbo Fondant posted:

I think the real point of that question was to make 50-odd goons look at that page and say "holy poo poo"

Pretty much :D. I looked at that, recognised none of them, and picked the name I liked the best. Thanks for another game MrChips, one day I'll end on x69 points.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Thanks again, Chips! Always fun and entertaining to see what people answer.

I think this is my highest-place finish yet, and it would have been even higher if I hadn't whiffed some incredibly obvious things.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Charles posted:

What's so bad about Formula E?

Whats good about that shitfest? The racing sucks, the cars arent that interesting, its got godawful gimmicks, they are boring to watch and the tracks are crap. gently caress Formula E forever

If you want actual good EV racing the developing EV rallycross classes is looking the goods with far more interesting and wild cars. EV drift cars or hillclimbers also are ridiculously awesome. And also those cars are pushing EV tech harder

Cool EV circuit racing will happen when engineers are let off the chain rather than a spec series

Steely Dad
Jul 29, 2006



Congrats IOC and thanks for organizing it, MrChips. Do we keep track of stats across years?

Ranzear
Jul 25, 2013

Ranzear posted:

Can I request a second scoring in Vickrey Auction style where the second most common answer is what gets the most points and most common gets zero? Avoiding the absolute braindead answer (*coughMiatacough*) sounds a smidge more fun.

I got curious and/or a little drunk and slapped some poo poo into a spreadsheet. Most common (or tied for most common) answer zeroed out. I'll call it the Goat score:

Nystral - 84
shy boy from chess club - 70
McTinkerson - 65
Maksimus54 - 63
StormDrain - 62
Tinal - 62
Charles - 60
Mustache Ride - 60
Applebees Appetizer - 59
bolind - 59
Somewhat Heroic - 59
Ranzear - 58
SFH1989 - 58
Turbo Fondant - 58
Godzilla07 - 55
babyeatingpsychopath - 53
VideoGameVet - 53
Elmnt80 - 51
Wrar - 51
Finger Prince - 50
mrtrunks84 - 50
nadmonk - 50
STR - 49
Humphreys - 48
Bajaha - 47
builds character - 47
KozmoNaut - 47
Slung Blade - 47
luminalflux - 44
CannonFodder - 43
Seat Safety Switch - 42
Alarbus - 41
Ror - 41
sarcastx - 41
SharkyTM - 41
tangy yet delightful - 41
Powershift - 40
Nidhg00670000 - 39
The Door Frame - 39
InitialDave - 38
Liquid Communism - 36
A Small Car - 35
Freelop - 34
tactlessbastard - 34
CornHolio - 33
LloydDobler - 33
NitroSpazzz - 33
sirr0bin - 33
slothrop - 33
Deeters - 32
meatpimp - 32
Steely Dad - 32
IOwnCalculus - 31
taqueso - 30
Terrible Robot - 28
Big Taint - 27
Cursedshitbox - 27
CAT_INTERCEPTOR - 23
ephphatha - 21
Modus Man - 19
nitsuga - 6

Most points lost to sheepitude: IOwnCalculus - 248

Thanks for the game MrChips. Now I have a Cake song stuck in my head.

Ranzear fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Jan 1, 2021

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Solidly in the middle. This one was tough, I expected a bit of sheep answers and wolf. With these results it is conclusive:

Mods knew.

Slung Blade
Jul 11, 2002

IN STEEL WE TRUST

CannonFodder posted:

Maginot line of cars and Return of drive through theatres are the best aces there.


Thanks Mr Chips! Especially for fixing what I broke because my phone screen protector is getting jagged and the m key sometimes ends up as the back key.

I am glad someone appreciated my joke. :unsmith:

Thanks for running this as always Chips. Happy new year everyone.

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


Of all the questions, I did not expect to wolf both "automation" as best car game and "windshield wipers" as best safety device. q19, I knew my answer to BEFORE wikipedia. 20 was 'death of the company car' which I am 100% ok with being grouped into the sheep answer.

But windshield wipers. Folks. You never been without. I would ABSOLUTELY drive without seatbelts AND headlights before driving without wipers.

chrisgt
Sep 6, 2011

:getin:

babyeatingpsychopath posted:

Of all the questions, I did not expect to wolf both "automation" as best car game and "windshield wipers" as best safety device. q19, I knew my answer to BEFORE wikipedia. 20 was 'death of the company car' which I am 100% ok with being grouped into the sheep answer.

But windshield wipers. Folks. You never been without. I would ABSOLUTELY drive without seatbelts AND headlights before driving without wipers.

Have you ever driven a car with vacuum wipers? Because they really make you appreciate electric wipers...

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Thanks for another great sheep game MrChips

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

NitroSpazzz posted:

Thanks for another great sheep game MrChips

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib
Thanks chips! I managed to claw my way back up after a mediocre start.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

NitroSpazzz posted:

Thanks for another great sheep game MrChips
Baaaaaa!

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Deeters posted:

Can't wait to see who else went to the wikipedia page of former French automakers

First thing that came to mind for me was Alpine, but I looked just to see and was like

Turbo Fondant posted:

"holy poo poo"

I didn't recognize many of them so I just stuck with Alpine.

Great job Chips, was entertaining for sure

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The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
I have driven multiple cars without functioning wipers during the rain. It's all about speed, windshield shape, and overall aerodynamics, because my Capri can clear moderate rain at >35mph without need for wipers, the xA can never clear the rain, the X1/9 was >50mph, the Civic was >65mph, I never had to try the Focus, and the Windstar couldn't clear the rain either

Why have I run into wipers issues so many different times on so many different cars?

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