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Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


redshirt posted:

And some Tim Hortons

hortons is 10 miles in the wrong direction :(

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Ruby get me some donuts too, thanks!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

hortons is 10 miles in the wrong direction :(

Ruuuuuuby.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Oh gods, they have Tim Hortons there?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Oh gods, they have Tim Hortons there?

Terrifying, right?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Now Dunks, that's a coffee you can trust. Ruby, 3 creams 3 sugars 3 extra sugar packets TIA

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


redshirt posted:

Now Dunks, that's a coffee you can trust. Ruby, 3 creams 3 sugars 3 extra sugar packets TIA

i got a bag of dunkin donuts french vanilla coffee in the kitchen, it's not too bad squished through an aeropress :hai:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

i got a bag of dunkin donuts french vanilla coffee in the kitchen, it's not too bad squished through an aeropress :hai:

How in the world they got DD beans over there, and moreso how do you own them??

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


redshirt posted:

How in the world they got DD beans over there, and moreso how do you own them??



(or amazon)

also holy poo poo imagine being the kind of person who gets a whatsapp message and replies to it with a phone call :dogstare: i am shook

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ruby Gloom posted:

holy poo poo imagine being the kind of person who gets a whatsapp message and replies to it with a phone call :dogstare: i am shook

:chloe:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i went to a barbers today wanna see

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

SIDS Vicious posted:

i went to a barbers today wanna see

Yes. Do you look like a local politician now?

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


redshirt posted:

Yes. Do you look like a local politician now?

i would 100% vote for sid to be comptroller

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


SIDS for local Councilor!

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


redshirt posted:

SIDS for local Councilor!

free weed for everyone and a big mac salad on every table

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:

i'm going to MULTIPLE STORES can u believe that

wtf getta load of the emperor of Prussia over here

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



fartknocker posted:

The 5000 Page Thread: Ruby Gets Gas on Page 3384

It Never Ends

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

free weed for everyone and a big mac salad on every table

Bangs fork and knife on table in anticipation.....

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

free weed for everyone and a big mac salad on every table

*frantic voting sounds*

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Hello 5kpt, just wanted to let you know

  • pet cat
  • fed cat
  • visit friends
  • ate hot dog
  • ate hamburger
  • drank beer
  • drank mead
  • drank beer
  • ate bismark

Thanks for LISTening

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Oh poo poo I almost forgot

  • pet dog a lot

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Hello 5kpt, just wanted to let you know

  • pet cat
  • fed cat
  • visit friends
  • ate hot dog
  • ate hamburger
  • drank beer
  • drank mead
  • drank beer
  • ate bismark

Thanks for LISTening

*Focused on center???

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



RUBY CLOSE YOUR EYES

Ok, I had a crazy idea to marinate this here chicken breast in leftover pickle brine and imma grill it later I'll let you know if I return triumphant or if it was a grave mistake

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
Psy-trance night down the local ey

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

*Focused on center???

Not 100% sure what you mean but imma say yes

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

ReelBigLizard posted:

Psy-trance night down the local ey


Hell yeah now we partyin'

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



ReelBigLizard posted:

Psy-trance night down the local ey


Aaaaaaaaaw yeah :sotw: :peanut::lumpen: :sparkles:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Not 100% sure what you mean but imma say yes

Imagine your center of gravity. It's somewhere below your belly button, above your groin, in that area, inside you.....

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I just learned this emote exists

:butts:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

Imagine your center of gravity. It's somewhere below your belly button, above your groin, in that area, inside you.....

Then it's definitely yes

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


CAN I OPEN MY EYES YET

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



fartknocker posted:

I just learned this emote exists

:butts:

It's
It's beautiful

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

CAN I OPEN MY EYES YET

Oh poo poo, sorry! You can open your eyes now Ruby

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Oh poo poo, sorry! You can open your eyes now Ruby

You dumbass!

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


WAIT MY EYES ARE CLOSED SO IDK IF YOU SAID TO OPEN THEM OR NOT THIS IS A CONUNDRUM

also usually when you make someone close their eyes, there is a present involved

just saying

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib


It's picking up.

Dancing next to a guy who once came into our shop and bought a MacBook with a big wad of loose notes in a carrier bag.

The only other thing in that bag?

A hammer.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

WAIT MY EYES ARE CLOSED SO IDK IF YOU SAID TO OPEN THEM OR NOT THIS IS A CONUNDRUM

also usually when you make someone close their eyes, there is a present involved

just saying

Surprise Ruby!!!

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DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

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