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1953 Phnom Penh I was on the clock and yet there I was, every day, consumed by the minutiae of enlightenment.
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 My snacking luck continues to be exemplary
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Apr 27, 2024 22:00
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ReelBigLizard posted:
 sometimes i miss knowing people like this although i once knew a guy who would go out at night with a hammer and a plastic bag to harvest all the wall mounted ashtrays so he could make "THE MIX"
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Apr 27, 2024 22:11
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Ruby Gloom posted:
...The gently caress? Like somehow all the ashtrays will.... what? Converge? Bounty for every ash tray? Who was this loser??
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Apr 27, 2024 22:21
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redshirt posted:...The gently caress? Like somehow all the ashtrays will.... what? Converge? Bounty for every ash tray? Who was this loser?? you use the hammer to get into the ashtrays then you remove all the cigarette butts then you take them home (in your plastic bag, v important), get all the tiny bits of tobacco from each of the butts and mix it together so you have free tobacco and assorted mouth diseases 
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Apr 27, 2024 22:24
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Ruby Gloom posted:you use the hammer to get into the ashtrays lol yeah that's very near the bottom of the barrel. Congrats Ruby for looking into that and walking away.
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Apr 27, 2024 22:27
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redshirt posted:lol yeah that's very near the bottom of the barrel. Congrats Ruby for looking into that and walking away. oh no it was nothing like that, he was just a friend from the bad old days i'm no longer allowed to speak to him because i allegedly called his wife fat i absolutely called his wife fat in my defence, she was chonkin' also the worst person on the face of the planet also i just remembered one time i slept in the same room as him and had to throw out my clothes the next day because the stench of cheese doritos had seeped into them and would not go awaythere was no cheese doritos in that room 
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Apr 27, 2024 22:32
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this is Kat if i go missing Kat killed and ate me 
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Apr 27, 2024 22:36
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Ruby, I have this notion of taking all your past and future suitors and gathering them in the parking lot of the Portland's Dennys, and then letting the chips fall where they may....
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Apr 27, 2024 22:37
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Sarah Connor learns about 9/11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPzzYhuhOxo
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Apr 27, 2024 22:40
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SIDS Vicious posted:this is Kat if i go missing Kat killed and ate me Kat would never redshirt posted:Ruby, I have this notion of taking all your past and future suitors and gathering them in the parking lot of the Portland's Dennys, realistically if you can raise his bail money, i'd bet on the mma fighter.. however, if we can get the 5'4 juggalo wrestler and the 6'8 seth green to work together in some sort of Master Blaster situation, they could take him in conclusion i may have to give the 5KPT veto power over all future men
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Apr 27, 2024 22:44
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Ruby Gloom posted:Kat would never I know it hasn't been fashionable for a few centuries, but ... have you considered letting your parents pick your suitors for you?
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Apr 27, 2024 22:45
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Computer viking posted:I know it hasn't been fashionable for a few centuries, but ... have you considered letting your parents pick your suitors for you? lol
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Apr 27, 2024 22:46
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Ruby Gloom posted:realistically if you can raise his bail money, i'd bet on the mma fighter.. however, if we can get the 5'4 juggalo wrestler and the 6'8 seth green to work together in some sort of Master Blaster situation, they could take him just out of shot, at least 3 supremely ginger and terribly unfunny stand up "comedians" give a running commentary Computer viking posted:I know it hasn't been fashionable for a few centuries, but ... have you considered letting your parents pick your suitors for you? this is a solid dunk CV  my parents would do a worse job than me.. my mum keeps "casually" bringing my boss up in conversation, and my dad would have loved the mma guy (until he eventually let slip he was a sunderland fan  ) (plus the assault charges)
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Apr 27, 2024 22:56
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lol Ruby My dear. Just know when the parking lot fight goes down, I have your back 100%%%
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Apr 27, 2024 23:00
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Computer viking posted:I know it hasn't been fashionable for a few centuries, but ... have you considered letting your parents pick your suitors for you? Lol goddamn
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Apr 27, 2024 23:22
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If you have any exes you would also like throttled in a Denny's parking lot, let me know
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Apr 27, 2024 23:24
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Ruby Gloom posted:realistically if you can raise his bail money, i'd bet on the mma fighter.. however, if we can get the 5'4 juggalo wrestler and the 6'8 seth green to work together in some sort of Master Blaster situation, they could take him drat, ruby dated the whole gathering of the juggalos
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Apr 27, 2024 23:32
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I just watched Lisa Frankenstein last night and it was real good. Can recommend. Ruby, Have you considered reanimating a hot dude's corpse and falling in love with it/him?
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Apr 27, 2024 23:33
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TIP posted:drat, ruby dated the whole gathering of the juggalos Didnt even save any Faygo for the rest of us smhing my head
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Apr 27, 2024 23:34
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 City match just kicked off, hell yeah. It’s like 80F out and perfect
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Apr 28, 2024 00:11
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Sweet neighborhood
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Apr 28, 2024 00:12
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bagmonkey posted:
Drinks on the porch, a beautiful day, the only thing that could possibly make it any better is Billy Mays on the laptop
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Apr 28, 2024 00:53
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I just watched Lisa Frankenstein last night and it was real good. Can recommend. This is always an option DIY boyfriend
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Apr 28, 2024 01:07
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I would probably have some concerns about how sanitary that whole operation would be, however
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Apr 28, 2024 01:11
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Don't want to catch some sort of grave virus from your undead boyfriend
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Apr 28, 2024 01:11
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Don't want to catch some sort of grave virus from your undead boyfriend I have an ultraviolet solution that will assuage your concerns
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Apr 28, 2024 01:12
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can confirm Lisa frankenstein is a drat good movie
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Apr 28, 2024 01:18
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You only die Twice
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Apr 28, 2024 01:20
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Don't want to catch some sort of grave virus from your undead boyfriend There's a tabletop RPG called "All Flesh Must Be Eaten" revolving around zombies and this is one of the ways they come into being.
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Apr 28, 2024 01:35
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Don't want to catch some sort of grave virus from your undead boyfriend the important parts  came from uh... living donors
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Apr 28, 2024 01:35
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Drinks on the porch, a beautiful day, the only thing that could possibly make it any better is Billy Mays on the laptop 
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Apr 28, 2024 01:35
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I’ve been hanging on the porch since it’s the first 80F day of the year and this couple absolutely made sure to have a conversation with me about the NFL draft and they seemed really nice but like also drat who the heck is that social lol
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Apr 28, 2024 01:41
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bagmonkey posted:I’ve been hanging on the porch since it’s the first 80F day of the year and this couple absolutely made sure to have a conversation with me about the NFL draft and they seemed really nice but like also drat who the heck is that social lol Like your pick? Also tell me how the Patriots pick went TIA
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Apr 28, 2024 01:44
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bagmonkey posted:I’ve been hanging on the porch since it’s the first 80F day of the year and this couple absolutely made sure to have a conversation with me about the NFL draft and they seemed really nice but like also drat who the heck is that social lol what do you think about the lions taking cb's in the first and second rounds?
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Apr 28, 2024 01:48
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It's wild how the light still lingers far to the west..... And it was like 4 months ago the Sun was setting at 3:50 PM and that was it, done, day over. BOOM.
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Apr 28, 2024 01:49
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sport
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Apr 28, 2024 02:26
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redshirt posted:It's wild how the light still lingers far to the west..... Yeah it's crazy how quick the long days came back. It's still light at 10 PM here. The darkest it gets right now is astronomical twilight, and that will be going away next week.
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Apr 28, 2024 02:28
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Yeah it's crazy how quick the long days came back. We should meet up! Hypothetically. Call all the Goons in these parts to the far east.
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Apr 28, 2024 02:30
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Ironically I am flying eastward tomorrow.
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Apr 28, 2024 02:37
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