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TIP posted:seriously, chris pratt is not even trying to be garfield-like, garfield is just chris pratt now Hell yeah! Who needs voice actors when you have celebraties who can barely act?
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Apr 18, 2024 02:18
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Holy poo poo why do they love crisp rat so loving much and put him in everything He's the absolute epitome of mediocrity
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Apr 18, 2024 02:27
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Holy poo poo why do they love crisp rat so loving much and put him in everything Probably because he's so mediocre. Maximum marketability. Nobody LOVES oatmeal, but most people will eat it.
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Apr 18, 2024 02:32
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DorkusMalorkus posted:
Clearly it's a knockoff Garf in honor of Bagmo's birthday.
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Apr 18, 2024 02:39
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I think chris pratt can be great when used correctly, but he's not what I'd call versatile and they keep casting him way out of his comfort zone it seems like in the case of garfield they actually realized grumpy cat was not in his wheelhouse, but instead of using that knowledge to make a sane decision and cast someone else they just changed garfield into chris pratt
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Apr 18, 2024 02:40
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DorkusMalorkus posted:
I may not know Marketing, but I know Branding, and that's Branding!
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Apr 18, 2024 02:42
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I don't like Pratt but the whole Garfield thing I think has more to do with animated movies in the US constantly having all star casts of A list actors who just do their normal voice. It started with a cameo or lead role or two, but by now every major part is some major actor and actually good voice actors are relegated to background characters. I'll have one of those square burgers. No combo plz.
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Apr 18, 2024 02:44
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redshirt posted:I may not know Marketing, but I know Branding, and that's Branding! actually that's entergaging
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Apr 18, 2024 02:44
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DorkusMalorkus posted:
Nathen is gonna be PISSED.
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Apr 18, 2024 02:45
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TIP posted:actually that's entergaging Shoot, I don't know Branding either. The Brand is "Lasagna". Garfield is but the messenger.
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Apr 18, 2024 02:52
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redshirt posted:Shoot, I don't know Branding either. Garfield is The Brand, heretic!
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Apr 18, 2024 02:52
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i dunno why but chris pratt garfield looks genetically related to jon
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Apr 18, 2024 03:34
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Booty Pageant posted:i dunno why but chris pratt garfield looks genetically related to jon Maybe it wasn't dog cum after all...
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Apr 18, 2024 03:48
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Escape From Noise posted:I don't like Pratt but the whole Garfield thing I think has more to do with animated movies in the US constantly having all star casts of A list actors who just do their normal voice. It started with a cameo or lead role or two, but by now every major part is some major actor and actually good voice actors are relegated to background characters. I feel you man, I can rant for You kinda said how I feel already, I hate that star-name-recognition is now more important than quality voice actors who have versatile talent. Like I didn't hate the first Trolls movie but Justin Timberlake is somehow even more mediocre than Chris Pratt and he really dragged that movie down. But the weirdest "celebrity voice" I can think of is in The Mitchells vs the Machines, which is a very good movie that I like a lot. HOWEVER, the voice of the family dog was actually performed by an Instagram-famous dog. A dog did a voice-over job! Like was Frank Welker not available, or does EVERY VOICE IN A MOVIE INCLUDING THE ANIMALS THAT DON'T SPEAK HUMAN have to now be done by a famous movie star?
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Apr 18, 2024 03:53
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The real voice of Mario, Chris Martinet, is a fun and interesting guy. Like ten years ago his landlord died and he couldn't find another place in his price range so he spent five years living out of a suitcase and doing events.
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Apr 18, 2024 04:26
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I feel you man, I can rant for I think it was a sign, if not a symptom of the Simpsons going downhill when non voice actor guest stars started being the main focus of the entire episodes. The Michael Jackson one worked because it was a B plot and the gag was he was a different guy with MJ's voice. It was definitely due to several other factors as well but having a member of the Simpson family performatively saying "Look! It's Blink 182!" and have them play one of their lame songs and make some lame throwaway joke didn't help.
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Apr 18, 2024 04:29
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:The real voice of Mario, Chris Martinet, is a fun and interesting guy. Like ten years ago his landlord died and he couldn't find another place in his price range so he spent five years living out of a suitcase and doing events. Good voice actors are really great. Hearing them do their thing is so much fun. While there's definitely a seedier side to it, voice actors being widely recognized in Japan for their voice acting is pretty cool imo. Using a bunch of different actors for the same characters even became a running gag in Pop Team Epic.
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Apr 18, 2024 04:32
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Escape From Noise posted:I think it was a sign, if not a symptom of the Simpsons going downhill when non voice actor guest stars started being the main focus of the entire episodes. The Michael Jackson one worked because it was a B plot and the gag was he was a different guy with MJ's voice. It was definitely due to several other factors as well but having a member of the Simpson family performatively saying "Look! It's Blink 182!" and have them play one of their lame songs and make some lame throwaway joke didn't help. I think that really started in season 10 or 11.
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Apr 18, 2024 04:53
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:The real voice of Mario, Chris Martinet, is a fun and interesting guy. Like ten years ago his landlord died and he couldn't find another place in his price range so he spent five years living out of a suitcase and doing events. haha how fun capitalism was a mistake
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Apr 18, 2024 04:53
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It's not like he couldn't afford any place, he just opted for a minimalist lifestyle.
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Apr 18, 2024 04:58
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I almost had to hear a RHCP song. Close call!
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Apr 18, 2024 05:47
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TIP posted:haha how fun capitalism was a mistake Is this the "no cap" the kids are saying?
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Apr 18, 2024 05:49
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:I think that really started in season 10 or 11. More or less. There’s a handful in earlier of celebs voicing themselves, but it’s usually in minor roles (Mark Hamill, Ringo Starr, etc.), but season 10 includes the one where Homer runs into Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger, and Ron Howard, which is admittedly an episode I find funny, but marks the point where they’re a focus. The aforementioned episode with Blink 182 is also the episode where Bart got emancipated, which was the episode promoted as their 300th during season 15 (It’s actually like 303, as the episode jokes). The show had already been sliding for a few seasons by that point, and from there on, it starts going really downhill. Season 16 has a few particularly awful episodes.
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Apr 18, 2024 05:51
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Escape From Noise posted:I almost had to hear a RHCP song. Close call! really hard cock pissing
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Apr 18, 2024 05:52
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Escape From Noise posted:I almost had to hear a RHCP song. Close call!  I like RHCP, but will freely admit they’ve got some massively overplayed stuff and if you ain’t in the mood for them, it’s bleh.
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Apr 18, 2024 05:53
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fartknocker posted:
I'm never in the mood TBH. I'd rather get something noisy and "take it on the other side" (brewery)
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Apr 18, 2024 05:55
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Escape From Noise posted:Is this the "no cap" the kids are saying? the kids just hate hats
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Apr 18, 2024 06:07
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Escape From Noise posted:Is this the "no cap" the kids are saying? 
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Apr 18, 2024 06:31
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Speaking of crapitalism, I have a rough/dark/broken spot on a tooth that just revealed itself tonight. It looks pretty bad, like it will just break more any minute. I'm gonna try to schedule a dentist appointment tomorrow, but who knows how long that will take. And I just recently found out (through a rejected claim) that my company provided "health savings account" can't be used to reimburse me for dental expenses for some loving reason. Stupid luxury mouth bones
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Apr 18, 2024 06:38
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As I misguided youth I spent a fair amount of time during my middle school days listening to the laughably bad band KoRn and would it up if one of those songs came on the radio. Sometimes the radio edit of their sort of hit ADIDAS pops into my head. In it, they can't say the f word so either a Jonathan Davis who doesn't give a poo poo, or a not great impersonator of him replaces the word "fffuuuuuuucking!" In the chorus with this weird drawn out "hhhhhhhuuuuuuuumping!". It's really
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Apr 18, 2024 07:43
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Definitely not an issue that I had to wipe mold off of a yeast sachet before pitching it into the tank today.
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Apr 18, 2024 08:51
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I feel sort of weird and off today. I'm tired but things went pretty smoothly, all things considered. I guess it's because last night I had this dream that I'd had this really bad day at work, and I came home really miserable. I don't really remember any specifics, just how it felt. When I woke up and realized that I still had that day ahead of me still it felt like I was repeating the day or something? Not really a bad feeling or anything necessarily just really off.
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Apr 18, 2024 09:16
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have you pooped today? pooping always makes me feel better
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Apr 18, 2024 10:10
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Booty Pageant posted:have you pooped today? pooping always makes me feel better Dropped a big ol' d this morning before I left for work. So good, but not done on company time.
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Apr 18, 2024 10:13
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Just impressed the part-timer at work by opening a stubborn jar of olives WITH MY BARE HANDS! She responded with...I guess the way to translate it would be "of course!" Which cracked me up.
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Apr 18, 2024 10:14
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now if it were a jar of pickles i bet she'd invite you over to meet her family
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Apr 18, 2024 10:50
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I'm watching 2010, the sequel to 2001 it came out 16 years after the original, and looks worse in every way, but then again so do most movies I'm kinda enjoying it as just a spooky space adventure with a bunch of actors I like roy scheider, john lithgow, bob balaban, helen mirren, and candice bergen as SAL-9000 
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Apr 18, 2024 10:51
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ok so i watched fallout and fallout 76 is having a demo sale thingy, sure i'll bite... oh it's nearly 100 GIGABYTES????? whose friccen mod collection am i downloading just so i can play with strangers
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Apr 18, 2024 10:55
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Apr 18, 2024 10:58
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roy scheider has a pet dolphin in 2010, and a dolphin in his ship on seaquest dsv there was likely access to dolphins on the set of jaws... I think roy is a dolphin fucker who has shaped his career around easy access to dolphins
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Apr 18, 2024 10:59
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