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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

I'm at a national conference and met a guy who grew up on the same street as me. :stare:

Elm Street?

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Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


boner lane

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

420 Sex Way

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Funky Butt-Lovin' Rd

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Corner of Taint St and Butthole Blvd, few blocks south of Nipple Way

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Gooch Gulch

Taint Towers

Perineum Parkway

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Glitterdick Crescent

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK
Always nice to meet fellow travelers from the 69th street cul de sac

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


:nws: :nws:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

there's genuinely a Manlove Rd in sacramento, ca

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Glistening Glizzy BLVD

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
God my knees hurt. I've used 7 rolls of masking tape for 5 rooms.

Tomorrow I have to place the tarps and do all the edge and brush work, and my FiL is gonna do the roller work.

And that will be the first floor painted :negative:

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
I'm wearing knee savers too, this would be way worse if I wasn't.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

God my knees hurt. I've used 7 rolls of masking tape for 5 rooms.

Tomorrow I have to place the tarps and do all the edge and brush work, and my FiL is gonna do the roller work.

:stonk:

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

And that will be the first floor painted :negative:

Oh, whew

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Easy knee and ankle rehab: Stand on one foot for 10-20 seconds. Repeat 3-5 times a day.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Cactus Ghost posted:

there's genuinely a Manlove Rd in sacramento, ca

How many people live there do you suppose?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

Easy knee and ankle rehab: Stand on one foot for 10-20 seconds. Repeat 3-5 times a day.

I'm pretty sure Mrs Beer is going to get mad at me if I stand on her this much

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Oh you mean MY OWN feet

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Oh you mean MY OWN feet

lol yeah. Just balance on each foot. Challenge yourself a bit so you have to adjust to maintain balance.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

And that will be the first floor painted :negative:

dude just put down a carpet

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



today in cat news

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



TIP posted:

today in cat news



I love this cat but also

Idiots pictured here or loving parents

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

today in cat news



:cry:

look at her perfect little derpy face with her eyes pointing in slightly different directions

but also :cry:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I love this cat but also

Idiots pictured here or loving parents

100% pure uncut utah

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

:mad: These stupid morons do not deserve this perfect baby


So i will take her, she can live at my place

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

DorkusMalorkus posted:

:mad: These stupid morons do not deserve this perfect baby

So i will take her, she can live at my place

can i visit and pet her?

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

fartknocker posted:

can i visit and pet her?

Yes

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
I went and read the news story and I guess I can sympathize with someone losing their cat in a dumb way, like it wasn't really their fault. Cats just climb into boxes.

But I'm still mad that they somehow didn't notice and that sweet kitty had to go through the ordeal. At the end of the article she credits god for helping them get reunited which is a little :rolleyes: but mormons, what are you gonna do

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I love this cat but also

Idiots pictured here or loving parents

Dude did it

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DorkusMalorkus posted:

I went and read the news story and I guess I can sympathize with someone losing their cat in a dumb way, like it wasn't really their fault. Cats just climb into boxes.

But I'm still mad that they somehow didn't notice and that sweet kitty had to go through the ordeal. At the end of the article she credits god for helping them get reunited which is a little :rolleyes: but mormons, what are you gonna do

drat, it's too bad god didn't have the power to stop the cat getting in in the first place

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



TIP posted:

drat, it's too bad god didn't have the power to stop the cat getting in in the first place

You'd think being able to pack a box properly would be something that kinda comes easy to a higher power

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



ilovebeersooomuch posted:

You'd think being able to pack a box properly would be something that kinda comes easy to a higher power

he famously got mary pregnant without packing a box

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


god stands for gosh oops didnt take the cat out of the box

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

TIP posted:

he famously got mary pregnant without packing a box

:drat:

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

SIDS Vicious posted:

god stands for gosh oops didnt take the cat out of the box

:roflolmao:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

TIP posted:

he famously got mary pregnant without packing a box

God wanted to, but had premature immaculation before the penetration.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lol

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



fartknocker posted:

God wanted to, but had premature immaculation before the penetration.

Holy poo poo

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Pardon the pun

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

"Jesus Pullout Game"

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