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Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Mar 26, 2007

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Ratjaculation posted:

There was another one next to it that had loads of exciting toppings but it was £2 more

You're making me depressed. Send me your venmo so I can send you 15 bucks to get a good pizza.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Only if it's a mexicana from Antonio's

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Ratjaculation posted:

It's okay to admit no one noticed you were missing

That happened to me for about a month last year, just head down doing work without managers doing dumb poo poo. It was awesome.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Sub-clade of furry. Dragon-girls and Lamia are dual citizens.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Big Beef City posted:

"Shark Coochie"

Paging the furry squad to the thread.

Do sharks have coochies?

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Bags Fly at Noon posted:

They do, and they are SMOOOOOOOTHEST coochies you ever did see.

I thought sharks was actually rough as hell? The turbulent boundary layer helps them move faster for less energy iirc.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Anyone doing plops rn?

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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My wife asked me if I knew which dog was barking this weekend in the neighborhood so I told her "That's Cookies, he's my bro we went to the bars the other day"

How am I supposed to know which dog barked lmao, what kind of question is that?

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Doing alright, gotta give some updates on my team to the leadership team and then talk to some canadians about a task.

I like the canadians.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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I got a late start today but i'm doing plops rn and feel pretty content with the world.

The canadians were pleasant as always.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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ilovebeersooomuch posted:

What aboot the poutine?!

Next time I'm in Toronto I'll try it.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Hey, if she wants the lawn mowed so bad the mower is right there.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Big Beef City posted:

She came to me, hands clenched, on her knees, begging, pleading, 'Please cut the grass even though there's more than an inch of snow on it. I want it cut. Cut it now."
And I whispered to the divorce lawyer



Spray the lawn with water to create a romantic winter skating rink.

No loving go on missing until spring, then.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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I'll post. I missed a plops post today, sorry thread.

My dog dropped an absolute unit this morning when he did plops. He had to scoot forward to let it all out.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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I'm smokin weed and drinking fruity seltzer while playing eve online. Happy Friday night 1000 pg thread. I'll see you in the morning.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Ccp is trying their damnedest to kill it but gosh blowing up spaceships is fun.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Good morning thread, i'm cleaning my basement today and smoking weed.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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tractor man posted:

Dont know about you but that sounds like a great day imho

It's gonna be pretty good. I'm also finishing up some drywall patches from a ceiling leak.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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gently caress YEAH MY WIFE GOT ME A MOP BUCKET.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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I'm doing my part! (It's plops).

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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I'm gonna build some crap in eve online and maybe turn it into a spaceship one day? Crafting is so dumb in this game, you need 5-12 inputs from 3-4 sources to build anything.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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How many bowls is normal to smoke in one sitting? It's more than one right?

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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I'm awake and posting. Dog goes to daycare today so I get extra time to prepare for 8 hrs of work

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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No I'm posting about my dog.

We send the dog to daycare for enrichment and when we have a lot of meetings so he's not stuck waiting for a walk.

I got mad on a meeting this morning because I did nothing wrong but still failed at something because a bunch of managers got their heads stuck up their asses.

Due to that I had to talk about my feelings for an hour with one of the few people that could've overridden the aforementioned managers and short circuited my issue.

I'm even madder now.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Big Beef City posted:

I feel like if you had to have an hour long meeting about how mad you are professionally things MIGHT be going off the rails.
Think about who's saying this.

I know you're right, and thanks for the advice.

My anger is coming from a place of frustration that we can't make a decision and get moving again. It's my job to get us around that and I either haven't been listening or I haven't been asking the right questions.

Thanks poster big beef city. I'm gonna print that post out and frame it to remind me that I'm getting actually madder than you act and that's just dumb.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Did he cum?

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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I posted directly into my pants yesterday.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Jack daniels kind of night?

Nope just getting old i guess

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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I'm thankful for weed and eating rear end.

I'm gonna go pick up my thanksgiving dinner from a local bbq joint. Brisket gravy and smoked turkey mm.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Put on football and whenever someone makes a racist grunt insinuate that they're the reason the losing team is losing.

E: i'm doing post-turkey plops. I didn't realize but my in-laws were behind me while I was driving home and I was vaping out the window.

They're being cool about it for now.

Samuel L. Hacksaw fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Nov 25, 2021

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol america is so funny. why do you all do this poo poo that you hate? does anyone actually enjoy thanksgiving there?

You ever eat turkey and stuffing? That's why.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i usually make a prime rib roast on thanksgiving now actually and it's way better

Yeah those are really good too. Sorry you don't like turkey!

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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My wife just had honey roasted carrots for the first time. She used to hate carrots.

Lmao @ me marrying a tendies and fries gal.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

wait whats wrong with tendies

Nothing, that's why I married her.

It was burger girl before her. Except that one liked to use too much ketchup.

E: WIFESNIPE

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Posting on the cool page

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Aardvark! posted:

had to open up a new yellow style mustard for my cheese sandwich midnight snack. i opened it up and put the top back on and just let her rip and blasted that sandwich with mustard juice

My condolences.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Derpies posted:

They got really concerned the tri tip they pulled off at 130 was too raw
:(

Oh no this techno grill we bought for grilling perfection cooked our steak perfectly mid-rare.

This family cannot see bloody meat, it must not resemble flesh. Burn the meat.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Hi thread, i was sharpening a knife to cut some squash and blasted my thumb knuckle.

It hurts and urgent care was closed so i got some zinc wound-wash and a butterfly closure and it's working well!

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Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

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Ok, here's my knife wound. I didn't think to take a pic when it was fresh.

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