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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
such hubris

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Here for another failed goon project.
same as it ever was

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i totally thought that gbs renaming thread was about renaming gbs

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

1redflag posted:

OP has got some real THIRD REICH vibes going on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyfYYU8lyQ0

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
gettyimages literally older than google

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
also in this same episode 🔊 (because youtube is all "this content belongs to fox entertainment")

https://i.imgur.com/SFEWCHN.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/j9ChtBb.mp4

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i like lots of caffeine but not the accompanying awareness of my heartbeat

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
its a shame theres no ethically sourced locally grown cocaine. farmers markets ought to just call it quits

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Tip posted:

He just prefers to get that feeling the old fashioned way, union made locally produced cocaine
maybe im just old fashioned i suppose

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Chomp8645 posted:

What do you want to happen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX_6_R1NsoQ

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
john law things it has the power to dictate how people should live their lives :argh:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
im lookin for a website on how to become a chinese food sidewalk vendor

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the fastest thread i ever saw was the heath ledger death thread. now im not suggesting that op kill heath ledger. but im not not suggesting that

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
as true now as it was then

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i bet someone out there is having sex right now

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i generally only have 1-ways but its not written in stone. im open to having a 2-way

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
hate when im motorboating some boobs and they keep rolling away

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
they gotta lay eggs from somewhere

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
its the same flower in both paintings :tinfoil:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
we put cheese tits in places you've never even dreamed of

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

StabMasterArson posted:

what happened to yours
its called an upgrade

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://i.imgur.com/itkWH63.mp4
jeeze imgur lay off the denoising a little. that noise is clints actual burnt face

StrixNebulosa posted:

I made bread with my new bread machine yesterday and I love this? I love the act of having fresh food in the home that I made myself and I cannot wait to make more bread. Bread.
fresh hot bread is great. if you following a white bread recipe throw some italian seasoning in the ingredients. more flavor than i wouldve guessed

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Dec 9, 2020

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i feel like my mouse is clicking a lot louder these days

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
no way

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the faster i eat this popcorn the sooner ill have an empty popcorn tin :munch:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtkbO5lbCGE

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the shadow of the wreathe hanging on the other side of my front doors window looks like scary man. too close scary man go away

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
is there time to ammend my 2019 tax returns to say i have 1666 children so i can get a $1000200 stimulus? of course ill change it back after

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i have simply to edit the number. im something of a financial wizard

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
my phones alarm isnt set to go off until 2 days 14 hours and 6 minutes from now :cool:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i faked my enthusiasm through the entire present-opening. 2 years in a row i faked it
didnt fake it 3 years ago. got a nice coat. was spurting enthusiasm all over the place

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Leto#2014%E2%80%93present:_From_Suicide_Squad_to_America posted:

In December of that year, Warner Bros. confirmed that Leto would play the role of the Joker in Suicide Squad (2016), a supervillain film based on the comic book series of the same name.[101] The film opened to generally negative reviews from critics, but Leto's performance was praised despite his character's limited screen time.[102][103] In April 2016, it was announced that Leto would appear in the film The Outsider (2018), directed by Martin Zandvliet.[104][105][106]
thats not how i remember it

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Jakabite posted:

I know a guy who takes off all of his clothes every time he shits and wipes towards his balls through his legs. Like even in a nightclub, everything off. Festival portaloo? All off. At dinner with a friends parents at their house? Naked as the day he was born, dropping the kids off at the pool. What are goons’ opinions on this
the guy is definitely you

a nude deuce is strangely comfortable. maybe its knowing youre ready to shower if you poop with such explosive force that your clothes wouldve been collateral damage

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
7th grade is extremely early to start owning the libs

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
was watching the conjuring 2 and at the end they call an ambulance for the girl from the poor family who was possessed and im like whoa is that really necessary. movie takin an extreme turn with this twist ending

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
HE has returned and made a new video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBXM7Bepg9M

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
heh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG3iDxw0u7c

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
always the same way with alcohol. as long as its not bad enough that you can stand to drink it at all then by the end of the bottle you have a taste for it

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
wheres my drat free money check
[trump dressed as matthew lesko.jpg]

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
pooping a poop that is supposedly "normal" according to the bristol stool chart is actually an extremely weird experience. disturbing some might say

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