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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1333498533521936384?s=19

I'm reminded of an article I read that says people mostly watch videos with the sound off. Probably shouldn't have opened the video with "hi there it's Keir, I've been a Conservative voter all my life and I voted for Boris and Brexit."

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Ricocheting from "Labour is racist, Corbyn must remain suspended" to "the problem with Labour is they won't deport the blacks" so fast I break the speed of light.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/1333763598443835392?s=19

Found who it's for.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

It's not the first time, he went off about how the Pentagon just wants to fight wars to profit bomb makers back in June. And then increased military spending. Not sure if he'd be more dangerous or more useful if he weren't just empty rhetoric.

Trump is like broadcasting live footage of a slaughterhouse outside Burger King. Some people go vegetarian, some people get weirdly into it and demand more burgers but the majority of people just want to stop the broadcast and go back to eating burgers.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

It's amazing how the instant there's no threat of change occurring these ghouls all fall back to saying "God I wish we could do things differently but we have to be practical".

BLM started under Obama. Obama did nothing.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/GaspardWinckler/status/1334092722936958983?s=19

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I like my Huawai phone. I'd rather have the Chinese spy on me than MI6 or the CIA.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Suspending Left wing Jews for antisemitism is a bit on the nose isn't it.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Something Labour careerist centrists never quite understood is that there's no need to mask their politics any more and the Tories are filling the bill of "Dangerous sociopaths who will stab a nun for a Landlord" better than Labour ever could. They've absolutely alienated everyone in their base so they can get home owning pensioners to say "Keir is much better than that nasty Corbyn. Still voting Tory though". And of course some Lib Dems but they can go gently caress themselves to death with a sandpaper dildo.

https://twitter.com/LiamThorpECHO/status/1334902895041507328

That's another funding source for the Labour right up in smoke then.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Comrade Fakename posted:

I imagine there is a lot of overlap in the group of people who want to go to a football game during a pandemic and racists.

Anyway, lol, I’d never seen this clip:

https://twitter.com/owenjones84/status/1335174509171781633

Anybody ever read that article Boris did with the phrase "pickaninny's with watermelon smiles"? That's honestly the least racist part of it.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/edballs/status/1335278651491938312?s=19

Inviting a Jewish woman and an actual Nazi to a dinner party feels like poor party planning at best.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Harry Potter And The Toilet

You can have ghosts in the toilet. Trolls. You can have a cloak that turns you invisible and centaur's rape your principle but you can't go from boy to girl or vice versa.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
People can be really nice and sound 99% of the time and then suddenly hit out with some horrific poo poo. If you want to know more read my probation for some steamy Jacob Rees Moggs fanfic.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
If you've never been in a street fight then that says more about you than forum user Shane McGowan's teeth imo

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Failed Imagineer posted:

How many people are required for it to count? Does it have to be prearranged? Are uniforms encouraged?

I mean I've had to throw a few digs in my life, and once I had a knife pulled on me and ran away, so probably I am not hard enough to be part of a cool crew of violence enthusiasts


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnXh3XR9zyM

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I feel a lot of how you react to violence comes from how early you were exposed to it. I mean I got in fights all the time as a kid and never got good at it so I'm used to horrific violence and the people who do it and how broken you have to be as a human being to do it. Working in mental health too kind of prepares you for the level of cognitive dissonance that you'll experience with a guy who seems so sweet but can be worked up and convinced to do anything. I've literally been sat up talking to murderers showing me their sweet spin kicks at 3am as agency HCA and not felt a bit of fear.

Shits hosed when I think about it.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I think they'll just blame whoever the papers tell them to blame tbh. So immigrants, the EU and the Left most likely.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1335734601612857345?s=19

Trueanon did an interview on spycops

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/TheTrashiesUK/status/1337066182025809927

Kick out the Jews to stop Antisemitism.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

But a year ago they said it was Oven ready! This is a shocking predicament, the press must be kicking themselves over it. Still, it's hard to predict "Boris Johnson lies" as being a thing.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Was Twentyman not available?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Lungboy posted:

I'm only going on a fact checker the BBC did, where all the oven ready promises were related to the WA.

Absolutely nobody in the press or the tories said this at the time and if it was it was only on some back page of a press release that nobody published. They weren't going around saying "It's an Oven Ready Deal on the Withdraw agreement we still have lots to do on things like trade so really it's not Oven ready it's not even blue apron ready we've barely agreed to go to the shops" It's a weak as gently caress excuse. Small print bullshit.

Edit: The Tories blame the press for not being clear, the press blame you for not knowing something they didn't tell you. We go through this every time the Tories gently caress up spectacularly.

Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Dec 10, 2020

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

It won't hurt them at all, they'll stroll off with pockets full.

Most of them won't even have the "Whoops, sorry I destroyed the planet. Still gonna keep doing it though." revelation that the not dead enough Koch brother had.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The Virgin stockpiles. The Chad keeps notes on who's stockpiling and lifts weights, waiting.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/1337139039942680579?s=19

I loving wish I could be silenced like a TERF.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I will quite happily be the MJF of the UK. Let me Armbar Piers Morgan while screaming about socialism.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Part of me thinks the BBC graphics team have Trans friends but honestly what are you gonna do to improve her Rocky Dennis' head?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
So how quickly will they rehabilitate Boris if it all goes to poo poo? Will he have to step down as PM and immediately go back to a job in the Telegraph and be on the board of the Privatised rationing company brought in to deal with shortages or will he get the Tony Blair treatment where this farce doesn't even sink him as PM and in ten years time we get people rolling their eyes at us for still bringing up Brexit when they're talking about how Boris was good actually?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1337537017408720896

Getting into a war with the EU because a French boat got near a British cod.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/LabourList/status/1337457123555487747?s=19

You've got to laugh, don't you?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

I'm sure he's going to be offering something solid and cogent as to why we should all be behind him. Something that resonates with ordinary working class concerns without being fringe or divisive, like free at the point of use domestic water, that's a good one during a global pandemic. Or the wider rural concern that all the private entities that managed those water boards have left England without a single safe river to swim or fish in, that sounds like a working class resonance that the metropolitan elite have ignored. Any minute now he's going to throw out some solid commitments, I just know it. Some kind of real world concern about drinking and heating and washing from someone that doesn't swim in a var of piss.

Every working man in Great Britain gets to shag 1 nuke a year.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

I don't think I want to shag a nuke that a million other people have shagged.

We'll have to build more nukes then!

Communist Thoughts posted:

which one is luke akehurst?

The radioactive baked bean of a man who went from working as a PR man for weapons manufactures to being a weird permanent fixture of the Labour right. Never got to be an MP. Somehow got to be on the NEC twice. People have been asking him to gently caress off and join the tories since at least 2006. Constantly trying to push for more wars/bombings/genocide. A horrifically evil little man who is the unmasked face of the Labour right.

He gets really mad if you threaten to drown him in a Var of piss.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Never effort post.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Julie Burchil is screaming at Ash Sarkar that Mohammad is a paedophile if you want to know how sensible twitter is going.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

At half two in the morning?

It's optimum posting time.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
As Peter Mandelson said: We're all posters now.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Lol I've just realised it's Julie's way of defending Rod Liddle saying he'd nonce the kids if he was a teacher.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

forkboy84 posted:

Julie Burchill just going all in on bigotry now I guess. That's liberalism for you

Got a new book out about being cancelled by the wokes so gotta do a Racism to get cancelled.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

knox_harrington posted:

I admit I've not been following him closely but I'm just surprised Rod Liddle has ever been a member of a left wing party. He's always come across like a neolib if not outright right-winger.

Liddle was a Labour member when it was the right kind of racist and so he could write articles like "as a Labour member I think we should send everyone not white to the camps".

So how's Kieth on LBC going?

https://twitter.com/siennamarla/status/1338413298820198402?s=19

Ah.

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Gonzo McFee posted:

Got a new book out about being cancelled by the wokes so gotta do a Racism to get cancelled.

https://twitter.com/BoozeAndFagz/status/1338389310761000960

You can just see one of Julie's journo mates telling her "See the trick is to say something that's controversial but deniable. Blow that dogwhistle just right and all the men who had to attend HR meetings about their behaviour will throw their money at you. Get that goldilocks racism going."

Julie nods, logs onto twitter and calls all Muslims paedophiles.

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