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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1333498533521936384?s=19 Yeah this is how I watched it. I wasn't surprised at all though i didn't want to wake up the cat
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Payndz posted:Also, lol at the inevitable "forensic" reference to Starmer. It is so not the word I would use to describe him as Opposition leader. "Supine", maybe. i prefer "poo poo"  Guavanaut posted:A free market in electricity might make some sense if they were offering some different form of electricity. Edison is offering 120V DC, but Westinghouse is offering 240V AC, but Duracell is offering 1.5V DC, who won? You decide! I'd just make my own, probly in the shed 
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stev posted:If Burton and Topman close I'll have to find somewhere else to buy literally all of my clothes. I am in my 30s and have adopted the Larry David look wholesale by buying all my clothes and shoes at sainsbos very comfy
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NotJustANumber99 posted:No the high street stores are mainly middle eastern now. The posh ones anyway. Beefeater gin is french. yes but in physical retail you can slap union flegs on stuff and people doing shopping are none the wiser. people doing fishing are a lot harder to fool and they are very vocal about their grievances
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stev posted:It's genuinely crap, Burton is one of the few high street shops that actually has a decent range and stock of clothes for fat fuckers. just give up that last vestige of self respect and order yourself a set of mumus for christmas imo
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anthropomorphised fray bentos would kick the poo poo out of those pies
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they obv put the six people bit in at the last minute to cover swingers and scaled down bungabunga parties
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och aye bajaysis begorrah the noo
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Guavanaut posted:That's Ulster-Scots according to the American teenager who wrote Scots Wikipedia. More of coohoolin's shady past uncovered i see 
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Pistol_Pete posted:I've been thinking of buying a bunch of GW kit myself tbh, might as well paint some Orks while I have nothing better to do with my time Surely you just need a mirror for to paint a self portrait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL j/k (Just Kidding), i'm not really that rude 
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WhatEvil posted:Before I went on my honeymoon I called Barclays to say "I'm going on holiday, *DON'T BLOCK MY SODDING CARD*" and they said "Ah no it's all automatic now, we won't block it! We promise!"... op, you could say, you... lol... you gave them a good BALIcking!!!!!!!!! 
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Keep your money in a fray bentos tin hidden in your bed frame and when you have to carry it around, fold the notes into tiny squares and secret them beneath your foreskin imo i should have a slot on that martin lewis show i think
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:This is anti-semetic I don't think it's anti-semitic but you have a point - i should check my prepuce privilege
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i really think a lot of that is down to so many people equating being good at business with acting like a total oval office to people speaking of which https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55171974 lol the worst part is this big spoilt babby man wasn't even DUP - he's from the mainstream/"moderate" unionist party in NI  crispix fucked around with this message at 10:20 on Dec 4, 2020 |
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Vigil for Virgil posted:Don't France do this every time a summit is about to happen. Yes. It is traditional for the French to make a big show of being recalcitrant in negotiations, but worryingly it is also traditional for the French to really stick it to the English any chance they get
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OwlFancier posted:The weirdest thing to me is that someone actually plans out the production line for what choclates go where in the advent calendar. This is the sort of thing that really goes on behind closed doors in  halls, op 
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all chocolates have become so lovely though with quality as well as quantity. The world changed the day they took the galaxy truffle out of celebrations and replaced it with a loving twix  loving biscuit aisle basic bitch(apologie but spoilers contain strong swears)
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boun-ty the stron-ger soaker-upper BOUNT-TEE 
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The BBC is reporting that Starmer is self isolating again. Idk why they bother frankly
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Football is what English people have in the absence of recreational sectarian violence imo only the Scots managed to combine the two - they are a very inventive people, the Scots
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The Question IRL posted:But if 50K+ Covid Deaths doesn't get the great British people out in the streets will a lack of Tescos meal deals do it? Yes, imo. There are a lot of idiots out there who think they won the war and suffering and death will harden people but who also break down into a roaring, tearful mess over the smallest inconvenience or slight to them personally
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It's funny how some things just stick. The first thing that comes to mind when I see or hear Keir is wet eggs. In fact it is the only thing that comes to mind
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That old Jermany Crobins man grows anti-semitic vegetables in his allotment, i heard
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Points make prizes at work seems very infantalising imo. Please don't let HR idiots in the public sector get hold of this idea 
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Vigil for Virgil posted:Speaking of work rewards. This is what would happen if channel 5 brought back the generation game
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Guavanaut posted:I am no longer welcome at Skegness after an incident with the seashells. did you try to use them like in 1990s smash hit hollywood film demolition man? Doctor_Fruitbat posted:The hell supermarket are you going to? Tesco doesn't even need you to select contactless, you just tap ready to pay, scan your card and gently caress off. asdurs self service tills do like OP said asdurs self service tills last Christmas added a £4 "pork belly" to the end of my bill. I have never bought meat and haven't eaten it in over 20 years. They didn't know how it happened :/ crispix fucked around with this message at 10:43 on Dec 8, 2020 |
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I feel for the person they have near the doors who has to challenge people who aren't wearing masks. You just know they're going to have at least a dozen GUBMINT WANNA INJEYACT ME WIH GAY NANAMACHINES WAKE UP SHEEPLE wingnuts every day
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i say we go one step further and consume the products in the stores  so much time we'll save
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Guavanaut posted:Artificial human turd in a plastic tray, microwave to body temperature but enough about the food at wetherspoons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Come to the IRC channel where old cyber-amish man crispix still enjoys living in 1997 
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Maugrim posted:I dropped in a few days ago when my cat walked on the keyboard and opened two copies of IRC and I wasn't fast enough closing them before they connected. It was good, we should do it again You are very rude 
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keep punching joe posted:You love to see it. Yer mate but kms are tiny and they don't even exist in birtain no more i think you'll find - get your facts right m8
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he probably just accidentally farted raucously at the dinner table, the big shitter
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i actually like turnips
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therattle posted:It’s true. He’s a cheese monster. I agree and all but i'd have just gone with boris you oval office
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Danger - Octopus! posted:This, but it's the reverse and the navy ship sinks on approaching a french fishing boat because corners were cut during construction and it turns out there was a literal dimension to the corner cutting involving unibond bathroom sealant and hoping for the best goddamnedtwisto posted:https://twitter.com/CouncilCulture/status/1205057103209156608 Cameron's 2015 government was only supposed to have been dissolved back in May lol i think the problem is just there is too much history being made these days crispix fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Dec 12, 2020 |
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