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Kief Richards posted:This to the letter, I highly recommend just asking people of they'd like to get a pizza and gently caress The Big Sausage Pizza method |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:The Big Sausage Pizza method I usually go with a veggie but hey, it's your pizza
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Pizza was literally the code word for sex between colleagues at an old job of mine. Oh, Jim and Sarah had pizza on lunch break? Daaaaaang. |
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So some person or publication I can't recall anymore told me that when first having dinner or drinks, try to sit in a perpendicular seat beside your date. Allegedly sitting directly across can seem confrontational, overly formal, and trigger memories of tough interviews. No idea. |
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Just sit on their lap imo |
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When out about town constantly point out other couples and ask "What does he (or she) see in HER (or HIM)? Don't let your date distract you from your ponderongs. If they try to change the subject keep quiet for a moment then start again with " No, SERIOUSLY. What?!" This will show that you are A) attentative to your surroundings B) discerning C) implicitly an appropriate match for your date. Bonus points if you spot your ex with a new partner, point, and go "Meh. I've tapped that. They can have it." Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Dec 2, 2020 |
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RickRogers posted:Ok, now for some serious advice that is also highly scandalous!!
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If they're coming back to your "love nest" be sure to festoon it with bright pieces of cloth and shiny objects. |
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RickRogers posted:Just sit on their lap imo
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RickRogers posted:Just sit on their lap imo Yeah but I actually do this and it works.
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Kief Richards posted:Yeah but I actually do this and it works. We all know you're sexy as gently caress Mr. (?Ms ) Kief Richards. No need to brag. |
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Dec 2, 2020 20:19
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A bit situational, but if you are trapped in a borehole together then you say "so this date is going well! |
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Bright Bart posted:We all know you're sexy as gently caress Mr. (?Ms ) Kief Richards. No need to brag. Mx or Ms, please ty.
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Real talk: I met MY WIFE years ago on IRC. It was totally unexpected. Sometimes things just happen. I actually met my bf on OKStupid by accident while I was high and trying to delete my profile. Again, sometimes things just happen. Take some chances. The worst that can happen is that they say no.
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Kief Richards posted:Real talk: I met MY WIFE years ago on IRC. It was totally unexpected. Sometimes things just happen. Well technically the worst thing that can happen is that they turn out to be a serial killer, vampire or body stealing alien pod person, but I understand where you're coming from. |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Well technically the worst thing that can happen is that they turn out to be a serial killer, vampire or body stealing alien pod person, but I understand where you're coming from. Honestly that would be way cooler than my wife, she's just a computer engineer and mostly talks to her dog and plants. At least a vampire could succ.
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be sure to bring a dental dam, just in case your date turns out to be a vampyre
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Kief Richards posted:Real talk: I was on "holiday" (I quit my job in a fit of rage and used the last of my money to go hiking) in Spain, and just met my future wife that way; on the trail as it where I don't imagine it's easy to bump into future partners in Japan, during a pandemic of all things, but who knows! |
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Meeting new people in Japan is certainly easier than in Seattle |
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The real question is how are they different from land-attles? More date tips: *Use that pun about attles I made, it is very good *PUNS *When you are listening, stare at their left ear. This is because the left hand side of the brain is very emotional and sensitive and brains connect to the ears. Do you see where I am going with this??? *I mentioned about not paying for anything, but this is not true: offer to pay for their taxi home, in a very enthusiastic manner. This will show you appreciate their safe journey home above all else. |
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RickRogers posted:
Medicine tip: The eyes are connected to the contralateral side of the brain. So for optimum left-brain noteriaty, keep out if their left field of vision. It's cute! |
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So what you are saying is, whisper sweet nothings into their right eye? |
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What does this say about "Left Eye" Lopez? |
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Kief Richards posted:OKStupid I feel that if this was the official name for the service, it would attract a more interesting clientele. |
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spam proposals at respawn points |
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Bright Bart posted:I feel that if this was the official name for the service, it would attract a more interesting clientele. Does it not already? *sees the hundredth libertarian profile posted* oh oh no 
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