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Proposal: a goon savagely owns Abe every day for a month. Reality: a goon savagely owned Abe every day for a month.
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Dec 2, 2020 17:30
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Wait I thought it was a small child that owned Abe into oblivion
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Dec 2, 2020 17:38
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proposal: ordering russian benzo to get high reality: the entirity of the Joose thread, including but not limited to a goon blacking out for multiple days, ordering a grand piano and losing his relationship in the process, all without remembering any of it
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Dec 2, 2020 17:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWfl16KJ-JI
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Dec 2, 2020 17:45
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Das Butterbrot posted:proposal: ordering russian benzo to get high I read through that whole thread, and while it wasn't as rife with death-permabanned posters as I thought it would be, there were still more than I felt entirely comfortable with. There was at least one permadead poster in there who had talked about how opiates aren't that bad.  There were also posts that were like "Yeah, I tried joose and I blacked out, did multiple terrible things, woke up with a broken arm, and all of my friends hate me. The next time I do it, I'm going to make sure that I can't leave the house, lol!  " There were so many people who clearly did not have any fun whatsoever and then immediately bought apocalypse bunker amounts of joose the next day/week. It was a fun thread to read, but it was also loving scary.
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Dec 2, 2020 18:07
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I like the one where the guy owns a website, lies about how much income it makes, abuses every woman he has a romantic interest in, gets crippling boneitis in the spine which is actually alcoholism and prescription drug abuse, loses his Patreon money, gets mad he can't order 100 dollar cookies any more, then sells the website he owns while being a bitter shitbag the entire time.
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Dec 2, 2020 18:12
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Ardemia posted:I like the one where the guy owns a website, lies about how much income it makes, abuses every woman he has a romantic interest in, gets crippling boneitis in the spine which is actually alcoholism and prescription drug abuse, loses his Patreon money, gets mad he can't order 100 dollar cookies any more, then sells the website he owns while being a bitter shitbag the entire time. This is the master plot arc of the show.
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Dec 2, 2020 18:13
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The comparison to smoking K2 (multiple times) with the whistle from Zelda teleporting him to the hospital (multiple times).
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Dec 2, 2020 18:17
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Ardemia posted:I like the one where the guy owns a website, lies about how much income it makes, abuses every woman he has a romantic interest in, gets crippling boneitis in the spine which is actually alcoholism and prescription drug abuse, loses his Patreon money, gets mad he can't order 100 dollar cookies any more, then sells the website he owns while being a bitter shitbag the entire time.  edit: pro starcraft loser posted:The comparison to smoking K2 (multiple times) with the whistle from Zelda teleporting him to the hospital (multiple times). This was, indeed, extremely amusing.
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Dec 2, 2020 18:18
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Wasn't there a Goon that went to climb Mt Everest with zero preparation and died on the mountain?
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Dec 2, 2020 18:30
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The Hambulance posted:Wasn't there a Goon that went to climb Mt Everest with zero preparation and died on the mountain? No.
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Dec 2, 2020 18:36
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Bah! I knew I shouldn't have drank that whole bottle of cough medicine before posting.
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Dec 2, 2020 18:46
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The Hambulance posted:Mt Everest now you done it
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Dec 2, 2020 18:56
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The Hambulance posted:Wasn't there a Goon that went to climb Mt Everest with zero preparation and died on the mountain? Not sure about that one, but there was a dumbass who went hiking with zero experience, a sleigh full of gear people kept telling him he wouldn't need and only lasted 2-3 hours before his dumb rear end had to be rescued.
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Dec 2, 2020 18:57
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Archer666 posted:Not sure about that one, but there was a dumbass who went hiking with zero experience, a sleigh full of gear people kept telling him he wouldn't need and only lasted 2-3 hours before his dumb rear end had to be rescued. Are you sure that wasn't Muerte walking across America and nearly collapsing 6 miles into a San Francisco park that was highly reviewed for walking dogs? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480 E:Beaten  But it deserves another mention anyway
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Dec 2, 2020 19:04
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Archer666 posted:Not sure about that one, but there was a dumbass who went hiking with zero experience, a sleigh full of gear people kept telling him he wouldn't need and only lasted 2-3 hours before his dumb rear end had to be rescued. Here you go: YeahTubaMike posted:Obviously nothing beats groverhaus, but I like the Muerte story where he tried and failed, miserably to hike across the entire US while subsisting on trail mix & dragging a small flimsy cart behind him. Link and all 
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Dec 2, 2020 19:04
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Revins posted:was this the office worker dude who decided to walk across the country with no kind of training whatsoever and barely made it out of the public park he started in
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Dec 2, 2020 19:17
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quote:Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the ball nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of balls and takes the place of the first ball. The formerly first ball becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff. Time works the same way.
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Dec 2, 2020 19:18
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Dec 2, 2020 19:23
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proposal: a spooky+fun photoshop thread reality: two 12yr olds girls are sentenced to 25 - life in a mental hospital after trying to murder their best friend
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Dec 2, 2020 19:40
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pro starcraft loser posted:The comparison to smoking K2 (multiple times) with the whistle from Zelda teleporting him to the hospital (multiple times). lol every time
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Dec 2, 2020 20:33
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I like the two worlds saga
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Dec 2, 2020 21:23
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bump this thread every time you lol remembering Koalas March had a faithful sock puppet that constantly talked about how she was super badass and coolTip posted:Proposal: smash mouth eat 24 eggs all while DocEvil looks loving terrified DrBouvenstein posted:and another goon who started to create a concept album dedicated to the then recently deceased Billy Mays. there's only one goon-made concept album that ever interested me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ2GsQKYmvM
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Dec 3, 2020 00:51
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:all while DocEvil looks loving terrified I dunno, he looks like he's having a lot of fun IMHO 
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Dec 3, 2020 01:36
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Anyone have a link or a rundown of the zipline of death?
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Dec 3, 2020 03:19
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...of SCIENCE! posted:I dunno, he looks like he's having a lot of fun IMHO what a gormless rear end in a top hat lmao
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Dec 3, 2020 04:12
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...of SCIENCE! posted:I dunno, he looks like he's having a lot of fun IMHO I glanced at this quickly and thought it was that dude with the glasses from the later seasons of The Office.
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Dec 3, 2020 04:34
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Alex433999 posted:Anyone have a link or a rundown of the zipline of death? Dude was working at a summer camp and thought it would be cool to build a zipline for the kids, but his math was like WAY off when he planned it and it turns out that if a kid used it instead of a fun little ride it would send them at like terminal velocity right into a wooden wall
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Dec 3, 2020 04:59
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YeahTubaMike posted:I glanced at this quickly and thought it was that dude with the glasses from the later seasons of The Office. It is seriously uncanny how much Office Clark looks like DocEvil, they really nailed the zeitgeist with that casting.  Reminds me of the old meme of goons swearing that celebrities were secret goons because they used phrases like "comedy gold" or referenced current events that the forums had also been discussing earlier in the day, The Daily Show especially had some people that were genuine truthers about a person in the writer's room being a goon.
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Dec 3, 2020 05:20
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YeahTubaMike posted:I glanced at this quickly and thought it was that dude with the glasses from the later seasons of The Office. he looks like the angry bar mitzvah kid from 30 Rock 
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Dec 3, 2020 14:26
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Where was the literal death slide posted? I managed to miss it entirely.
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Dec 3, 2020 14:35
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...of SCIENCE! posted:I dunno, he looks like he's having a lot of fun IMHO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clyEcrwuXfk&t=92s
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Dec 3, 2020 14:43
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YeahTubaMike posted:I glanced at this quickly and thought it was that dude with the glasses from the later seasons of The Office. I was going to say that dweeby best friend from Kick-rear end, but it turns out that's the same dude.
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Dec 3, 2020 14:48
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Chomp8645 posted:Proposal: a goon savagely owns Abe every day for a month. this was the funniest loving thing I've ever seen on here
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Dec 3, 2020 17:19
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Who was that goon who got into a car chase with the police and one of his friends posted a fundraiser for his bail and forums donated exactly one dollar?
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Dec 3, 2020 21:49
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Please provide links to any of these for the uninforned
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Dec 3, 2020 22:02
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I am an immature child and like creative fart stories: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3849778
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Dec 3, 2020 23:19
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Suggestion: every time one of the really famous stories gets reposted, add the link to that thread to the OP of this one. Not complaining, just noting that stuff like Abe getting owned into the land of wind and ghosts, Zipline of Death, BeatMastrJ's bathroom, etc. get brought up on a regular basis in these threads and there's always a bunch of people who haven't read them and would like to.
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Dec 3, 2020 23:21
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I still remember bigpeeler's stories fondly. Was he the one who posted about street racing his trash truck till the axel caught fire? "Was I on fire?" "Yeah." "Was it cool?" "Hell yeah!" Or something to that effect. His trash truckin' days aren't in the SAclopedia, so maybe I'm mixing him up with another straight legend: https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1690
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I thought bigpeeler was the zookeeper?
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