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The Hambulance posted:Wasn't there a Goon that went to climb Mt Everest with zero preparation and died on the mountain? She wasn't a goon, but I think the woman you're thinking of is Shriya Shah-Klorfine, who iirc the Everest thread picked up on and were actively liveblogging her suicide-by-mountain as it went down https://youtu.be/QEcHBFs-qME
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titties posted:She closed the pyf boobs and butts threads but the dongs thread was allowed to continue for a while thankfully This is the future liberals want.
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titties posted:She closed the pyf boobs and butts threads but the dongs thread was allowed to continue for a while thankfully What's the point of a dong without boobs and butts? It's like having a straw with nothing to drink. Actually that's a bad analogy nm
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Morally Inept talked about loving his dog in one of the "admit stuff" threads It was probably a dumb joke, but if you don't want people to call you a dogfucker, don't say you gently caress dogs 
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Achmed Jones posted:Morally Inept talked about loving his dog in one of the "admit stuff" threads You gotta be careful saying that kind of stuff. Let me tell ya once you get a reputation for being a _____ fucker, that doesn't go away quickly!
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When David Thorpe managed to get Pitbull shipped to a remote village in Alaska - https://www.nydailynews.com/enterta...ticle-1.1125687 I've always liked this one since it was a dumb idea that worked, and had a fun ending.
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Chomp8645 posted:You gotta be careful saying that kind of stuff. Let me tell ya once you get a reputation for being a _____ fucker, that doesn't go away quickly! "... but talk constantly about loving your dog, and..."
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FullLeatherJacket posted:She wasn't a goon, but I think the woman you're thinking of is Shriya Shah-Klorfine, who iirc the Everest thread picked up on and were actively liveblogging her suicide-by-mountain as it went down That’s the one I was thinking of, thanks. I remember reading about her here, that’d be why I thought she was a goon.
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suicide-by-mountain sounds METAL, just setting out uninformed and unprepared is an avoidable tragedy of the stupid kind.
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By popular demand posted:suicide-by-mountain sounds METAL, just setting out uninformed and unprepared is an avoidable tragedy of the stupid kind. That's a "You just die tired" situation.
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Dunno, I can imagine a Hemingway type of geezer making his way to the top and then just going to sleep without proper thermal isolation.
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Achmed Jones posted:Morally Inept talked about loving his dog in one of the "admit stuff" threads Wasn't there someone in an "admit stuff" thread who talked about torturing animals for fun? Then other goons were like "well, I did [insert torturous thing here], but NOTHING as bad as [insert extremely torturous thing here]"?
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BillyJoeBob posted:I liked the time a whacked out mechanic goblin went Fury Road across the US in a dying jeep. Then it exploded in the middle of a farm or something. If this is the AI one I'm thinking of it was a fun trip with a lot of people helping out, and then the guy tried something inappropriate (I forget the details, they were vague but it sounded gross) with the kid of the person letting him stay there and welp that was the end of that cool story.
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FullLeatherJacket posted:She wasn't a goon, but I think the woman you're thinking of is Shriya Shah-Klorfine, who iirc the Everest thread picked up on and were actively liveblogging her suicide-by-mountain as it went down The goon legacy is the thread about it turned into a massive, massive circlejerk about how bad climbing Mt Everest is and goons got really loving weird about the argument. It went from a circlejerk to a near-cult in their beliefs in no time. GBS 2.0 cleared a lot of those "goons being really weird about something" threads out. This was one of them.
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Jinh posted:The bachelor threads in general. They were always worth reading and I'm sure some of the famous goon stories like holepisser or whatever came from those threads, but the whole thing was just people doing depraved poo poo and posting about it on the internet for others to agree with. It always seemed like half the posters had terrible things to admit but they were gauging reactions, waiting on someone else to admit to something slightly worse before thinking to themselves "phew ok, i can say I also do this and i wont get laughed at that much". everyone was just constantly toeing the line Yeah, I remember those threads. Like the guy who never bought toilet paper and just used coffee machine filters from work. Or someone else who never washed their socks, just threw them in the trash when they got smelly and kept buying new pairs. There was also the fact that about 30% of the posts in those threads ended with "also, I'm a girl." I think the last time one of those threads was closed was because someone went into great detail about lancing a boil or cutting off a carbuncle from his inner thigh with a steak knife and hoovering up the remains with a vacuum cleaner.
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Who was the guy who pretended to be a marxist muslim in LF who said everything people wanted to hear and was like "I'm so poor I can't afford pants!!" then goons gave him money and he pocketed it and left? BrotherAziz EDIT: drat, already posted Vincent Van Goatse has a new favorite as of 21:29 on Dec 5, 2020 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:Wasn't there someone in an "admit stuff" thread who talked about torturing animals for fun? Then other goons were like "well, I did [insert torturous thing here], but NOTHING as bad as [insert extremely torturous thing here]"? I remember that. Several people got all defensive and righteous, "Everybody does stuff like torturing animals as kids, you're an idiot!" and lots of other people were slowly walking away from them.
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Valko posted:cutting off a carbuncle from his inner thigh with a steak knife and hoovering up the remains with a vacuum cleaner. Just goons being goons
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Justin Godscock posted:The goon legacy is the thread about it turned into a massive, massive circlejerk about how bad climbing Mt Everest is and goons got really loving weird about the argument. It went from a circlejerk to a near-cult in their beliefs in no time. Tbh I think that's about standard for mountaineering discussion in general I forget whose book it was where they all go to a funeral for some other climber who died in his mid-30s, spend the entire time just telling funny climbing stories about times they nearly died, and none of them can work out why the widow gets up and just starts screaming at them
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BillyJoeBob posted:I liked the time a whacked out mechanic goblin went Fury Road across the US in a dying jeep. Then it exploded in the middle of a farm or something. whacked out because he was an Actual Meth Addict and the road trip was an attempt to get him away from Seattle/his meth buddies and then it turns out he was just a poo poo person and sexually assaulted the wife (?) of the goon who was letting him stay with them
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Justin Godscock posted:The goon legacy is the thread about it turned into a massive, massive circlejerk about how bad climbing Mt Everest is and goons got really loving weird about the argument. It went from a circlejerk to a near-cult in their beliefs in no time. Nah, I'm pretty sure the Everest threads survived GBS 2 and were killed by posters whining in QCS.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Wasn't there someone in an "admit stuff" thread who talked about torturing animals for fun? Then other goons were like "well, I did [insert torturous thing here], but NOTHING as bad as [insert extremely torturous thing here]"? Yeah in one of those threads a goon admitted he killed his family cat by intentionally putting him in the clothes dryer and leaving it on until it died. People kept asking for him to be banned (he never was) and he shrugged it off as" everyone does stupid stuff when they're 14". I unironically hope he's dead.
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It's not quite a goon story, but I enjoyed hearing my students talk about their interest in scary stories/SCP stuff and mentioning Slender Man. One kid was like, "You know it's fake, right?" I told them I post on the forum that INVENTED Slender Man. I did not tell them about Slender Man's successor: Bendy Man.
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What's ol' Lowtax up to these days? It feels like forever but it's only been a few months since he sold the place.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:What's ol' Lowtax up to these days? It feels like forever but it's only been a few months since he sold the place. Still making gaming garbage videos. I just checked, he still has 33k subscribers but no video he has uploaded in the past few weeks has more than 700 views. To put that into perspective there is a guy I subscribe to called Sean Moore* who made the Cinematic Excrement channel - his latest upload was a month ago and it has 16k views even if he has the same amount of subscribers as lowtax. *His humour isn't for everyone - it's a bit too try-hard and smug at times but I do recommend his channel.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:What's ol' Lowtax up to these days? It feels like forever but it's only been a few months since he sold the place. I think he's on a 30 day facebook ban. There's a weird message up on his wall suggesting such.
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The entire contents of the comments section on his second most recent video. Video released 2 weeks ago, 6 comments total. 
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Valko posted:Still making gaming garbage videos. I just checked, he still has 33k subscribers but no video he has uploaded in the past few weeks has more than 700 views. To put that into perspective there is a guy I subscribe to called Sean Moore* who made the Cinematic Excrement channel - his latest upload was a month ago and it has 16k views even if he has the same amount of subscribers as lowtax. Nice try, Sean
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Muk Dumpster posted:Nice try, Sean It's not me doofus, here's proof. Yeah ok, I get you're just ribbing me but I do like the smeghead and I think his videos are entertaining and informative.
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I had Lowtax as a Facebook Friend for a month or two after him being driven off SA. I unfriended him because, drat, you can only tolerate the mental gymnastics for so long, you know? He is also hopelessly attached to his Internet past and just refuses to acknowledge anything happening today. That YouTube comment is just his 1999 edgelord self that hasn't grown-up in any way.Bogus Adventure posted:It's not quite a goon story, but I enjoyed hearing my students talk about their interest in scary stories/SCP stuff and mentioning Slender Man. One kid was like, "You know it's fake, right?" I told them I post on the forum that INVENTED Slender Man. I did not tell them about Slender Man's successor: Bendy Man. I still remember reading that thread in 2009, coming across the original Slender Man post and thinking to myself "That looks goddamn stupid yet the Internet is going to find it terrifying". Well, here we are. Justin Godscock has a new favorite as of 03:48 on Dec 6, 2020 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:What's ol' Lowtax up to these days? It feels like forever but it's only been a few months since he sold the place. Hopefully not beating women
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Chomp8645 posted:You gotta be careful saying that kind of stuff. Let me tell ya once you get a reputation for being a _____ fucker, that doesn't go away quickly! I get the impression that people who talk about loving dogs don’t know you aren’t supposed to gently caress dogs. 
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I let a goon who was on a road trip crash at my apartment one night 15 years ago, almost to the day IIRC. I gave him a few hits of acid and he bugged the gently caress out and had a psychotic episode culminating in him dropping his pants, dong flapping around, standing atop my coffee table screaming at the top of his lungs. He puked up green sludge all over my carpet and repeatedly yelled “I guess it doesn’t really MATTER, because I AM THE EXPERIENCE!!!!” for a couple of hours and eventually snapped out of it like nothing out of the ordinary had happened and left the next morning. This is all 100% true.
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I always wanted to try acid or shrooms but stories like that... Eh, I was a raging alcoholic in my twenties and an episode like that would not have been out of the ordinary for me.
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