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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

FizFashizzle posted:

that's like 1100 though if you go by BMI.

It's actually fewer people when you get to functional heart valves

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tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




How the gently caress is he only 4 years older than me? Or conversely how am I this old? What the gently caress is happening.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
You're a youg'in. I'm only 4 months younger than Thomas Brady & he seems to be doing fine...

:corsair:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Just noticed that the plague ship Ravens who probably shouldn't be allowed to dock are 8.5 point favorites over Dallas.

I'm not sure what that says about anything, but it says something.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Grittybeard posted:

Just noticed that the plague ship Ravens who probably shouldn't be allowed to dock are 8.5 point favorites over Dallas.

I'm not sure what that says about anything, but it says something.

It says how bout dem cowboys.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

tangy yet delightful posted:

How the gently caress is he only 4 years older than me? Or conversely how am I this old? What the gently caress is happening.

I got curious: Adam Thielen is like 3 months younger than me, and Aaron Donald was born exactly one year after me. I get winded running to the mail box :negative:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Grittybeard posted:

Just noticed that the plague ship Ravens who probably shouldn't be allowed to dock are 8.5 point favorites over Dallas.

I'm not sure what that says about anything, but it says something.

I should really start gambling on sports sometime

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

tbf apparently nobody got covid from that wednesday game

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

fartknocker posted:

I got curious: Adam Thielen is like 3 months younger than me, and Aaron Donald was born exactly one year after me. I get winded running to the mail box :negative:

You should try massive quantities of horse steroids

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







sharknado slashfic posted:

I should really start gambling on sports sometime

“I’ll prove these shoes are fireproof.”

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Grittybeard posted:

Just noticed that the plague ship Ravens who probably shouldn't be allowed to dock are 8.5 point favorites over Dallas.

I'm not sure what that says about anything, but it says something.

It says the Ravens have lost 4 out of their last 5.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/DezBryant/status/1336469570262020102?s=19

lol

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Bryant's best catch this year?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Half the Ravens gonna test positive within the next 24 hours again

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

So did he have any close contacts? Are they gonna pull more Ravens? I still don’t understand the protocols.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Dez caught it.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
You know the degenerates that have Dez in their fantasy teams for tonight are :argh: right now.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

So did he have any close contacts? Are they gonna pull more Ravens? I still don’t understand the protocols.

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1336471870502301697

There are no protocols they're just making it up as they go

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Pops Mgee posted:

Dez caught it.

https://twitter.com/RotoSurgeon/status/1336472656200093696?s=19

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






I don't understand what Washington Team Football has to do with it Dez.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
NFL doesn't give a poo poo about covid lol

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Bryant was active for the game until they last minute scratched him. Half this game gonna be infected.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


That aggravates the stew out of me is a hall of fame line

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
https://twitter.com/DezBryant/status/1336473462668464128

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Lol he spends, what, 3 years trying to come back to the NFL and immediately retires. Amazing

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

pmchem posted:

Bryant was active for the game until they last minute scratched him. Half this game gonna be infected.

Ummmm they cleared everyone with super special contact tracing

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1336474437760262144?s=19

Giving dez a private locker room was weird but it paid off I guess!

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Dez rules.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

This guy is... *checks notes* ...one month older than me. The gently caress?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Codependent Poster posted:

That aggravates the stew out of me is a hall of fame line

I love him

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/humphreyisland/status/1336476570924572674?s=21

https://twitter.com/DezBryant/status/1336479628085616640?s=19

https://twitter.com/Kat_Terrell/status/1336475752754274304?s=19

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Dec 9, 2020

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
The only thing that will make this better is when he tests negative, confirming a false positive.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

The essence of America distilled into a single moment

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

The only thing that will make this better is when he tests negative, confirming a false positive.

lmao

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Jerry put in the call,

Dont let Dez play

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

OxySnake posted:

Jerry put in the call,

Dont let Dez play

Imagine how much the Ravens would be winning by right now if he was playing.

Like...7 points.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



sharknado slashfic posted:

Imagine how much the Ravens would be winning by right now if he was playing.

Like...7 points.

I figure its more of an Ego thing.

I said he was done in this league! Ill be damned if Im gonna let him catch one ball in my stadium!

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

OxySnake posted:

Jerry put in the call,

Dont let Dez play

"Hey listen. That Dez guy? Yeah. Make him catch the Covid. Then tell him it was a false positive."
"Ok, Jerry. We'll put the screws to him."

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.
It is just so on brand for Dez to take a positive COVID test personally.

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

A.o.D. posted:

It is just so on brand for Dez to take a positive COVID test personally.

"Dez, on further review, we found you didn't catch it."

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