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LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

Don't merge with us or we'll rip your nuts off! Complain about your fellow "motorists" here. I'll just start with some of the hits from the end of the last thread:




Dashcam owners Australia is always a favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YALuzziTOr8

And the video from which I plagiarized the thread title:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

Link to the old thread if anyone needs it: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3568842

LloydDobler fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Dec 6, 2020

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MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
When does this thread get the first zipper merge derail?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

MrLogan posted:

When does this thread get the first zipper merge derail?

I had a zipper merge once and had to go to the hospital to get it undone. Not pleasant.

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


Shouldn't it be "those with whom we share" or "that with which we share" ?

:D

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

MrLogan posted:

When does this thread get the first zipper merge derail?

Home of
CHALLENGE PASSING

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
gently caress you, Baltimore!

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice
OP has a link to an Australia dashcam, but for any newcomers here's their channel page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvfqpaehdaqtkXPNhvJRyGA

I'm also a fan of MegaDrivingSchool and this used to be a decent mostly Russian one that something happened to but then resurfaced but I think is mostly rehashing old content Idiots on Wheels

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





If you find a better thread, shove it up your ugly rear end!

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I had a zipper merge once and had to go to the hospital to get it undone. Not pleasant.

:getin:

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

babyeatingpsychopath posted:

Shouldn't it be "those with whom we share" or "that with which we share" ?

:D

Just asked my former english teacher dad and you're absolutely right. :suicide: Then he followed by saying that ending sentences with a preposition is glossed over enough that it will be considered proper soon.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I would like it to be known that ending a sentence with a preposition is totally fine and the Victorians who ruled against it had been smoking too much Latin.

Regardless, frequently amusing, anastrophe is.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

gently caress you, Baltimore!

These are the only two Baltimore related things I know:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj7a-p4psRA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMJMDEDXwec

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

babyeatingpsychopath posted:

Shouldn't it be "those with whom we share" or "that with which we share" ?

:D

came here to post this, after seeing the brag in the other thread

Zamujasa posted:

Home of
CHALLENGE PASSING

lol

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007



I can't think of ending a sentence with a preposition without thinking of this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4XCZfkGF8k

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Dashcam Owners Australia best of 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPrnAZNA6jc

Not Work Safe for the large amount of swearing

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

MomJeans420 posted:

I can't think of ending a sentence with a preposition without thinking of this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4XCZfkGF8k

Ok good I'm not the only one. gently caress if I remember anything about grammar from grade school, but that line stuck with me haha.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

You Am I posted:

Dashcam Owners Australia best of 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPrnAZNA6jc

Not Work Safe for the large amount of swearing

FAAAAAAKKKK YAAAA

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


https://twitter.com/boostetti/status/1335689668885577729?s=20

Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Dec 7, 2020

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG
Boy that insurance agent is really gonna love seeing that video.

yamdankee
Jan 23, 2005

~anderoid fragmentation~

Oh no GT-R, don't...:ohdear:...*phew*!

Oh no Lambo, don't...:ohdear:...*phew*!

BMW? :yeshaha:

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



yamdankee posted:

Oh no GT-R, don't...:ohdear:...*phew*!

Oh no Lambo, don't...:ohdear:...*phew*!

BMW? :yeshaha:

I was just pleasantly surprised that it wasn't another mustang.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

yamdankee posted:

Oh no GT-R, don't...:ohdear:...*phew*!

Oh no Lambo, don't...:ohdear:...*phew*!

BMW? :yeshaha:

That was a McLaren not a Lambo :colbert:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

AFewBricksShy posted:

I was just pleasantly surprised that it wasn't another mustang.

BMW is mustang of europe

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug
https://www.facebook.com/1676092916/posts/10216370699814859/?d=n

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


https://twitter.com/HumansNoContext/status/1337398719088648193?s=09

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
The sports stars are from DC teams but Eastern Motors has a Baltimore location so I'm gonna count it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T9cZOuMPsA
LaVar Arrington is serious about minivans.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



CannonFodder posted:

The sports stars are from DC teams but Eastern Motors has a Baltimore location so I'm gonna count it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T9cZOuMPsA
LaVar Arrington is serious about minivans.

Gilbert Gottfried is in one of them too, though the DJ Tittsworth remix of the song isn’t on YouTube anymore:
https://youtu.be/kcw8LjGMiDQ

Saukkis
May 16, 2003

Unless I'm on the inside curve pointing straight at oncoming traffic the high beams stay on and I laugh at your puny protest flashes.
I am Most Important Man. Most Important Man in the World.

I've been thinking about rotten eggs as a solution for bullying. You would get seriously beaten, but if a bully gets enough dates ruined by random rotten eggs they might rethink their actions.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Saukkis posted:

I've been thinking about rotten eggs as a solution for bullying. You would get seriously beaten, but if a bully gets enough dates ruined by random rotten eggs they might rethink their actions.

or possibly straight up murder you because bullies aren't known for thinking through the consequences of their actions.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

I don't think that looks right.

Not Wolverine
Jul 1, 2007

Saukkis posted:

I've been thinking about rotten eggs as a solution for bullying. You would get seriously beaten, but if a bully gets enough dates ruined by random rotten eggs they might rethink their actions.
As much as I admire your desire for revenge, I believe the average bro dozer/BMWanker is driving like a dick on purpose and your eggs would only justify their rage.

Also, I have never actually seen a real rotten egg, and I've kept eggs in my fridge for several months before, I'm simply not sure what the trick is to making eggs rot. :confused:

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Not Wolverine posted:

As much as I admire your desire for revenge, I believe the average bro dozer/BMWanker is driving like a dick on purpose and your eggs would only justify their rage.

Also, I have never actually seen a real rotten egg, and I've kept eggs in my fridge for several months before, I'm simply not sure what the trick is to making eggs rot. :confused:

Keep them outside the fridge and introduce a small hole into the shell to allow air in while being too small for egg to drain out, you'll have some revolting poo poo in no time.

It's only ever happened to me by accident, but oh man is it vile (it was in the fridge, one of the eggs had a hidden crack and... yikes!)

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
Spotted in the wild




I have concerns.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Javid posted:

Spotted in the wild




I have concerns.

That's for races. Park in the infield of the track and sit/stand on your mobile deck.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

https://i.imgur.com/Ad0OK7g.mp4

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
That took a turn I definitely should have expected.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
The first boss battle on a Copart lot

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Reddit posted:

I was standing in line at the DMV, when the gentleman in front of me, who has the definitive look of a Floridaman, turns to me and says "First time getting your license?" It is, I tell him. Why is he here, if I may ask? "Getting my license renewed - they took it away after the fourth DUI." Fourth? I thought they took it away after the third? "They do! That's why the judge was so mad at my trial for the 4th. He yelled at me so much for getting another DUI that during the recess, I went down to my car and finished the bottle of Jack to take the edge of my nerves." Left unsaid was that he drove home after the trial. And to the DMV, that day. He then proceeded to flunk the eye test, and get handed the written test anyway. I have little doubt that he's on the roads in Florida to this very day.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Heard a loud KACHOW followed immediately after by a BANG at work this morning while on break.

There's a huge number of accidents at this intersection to begin with. But usually during rush hour. Someone trying to beat the light.


Kachow #1. You can see my headlights a bit, I blocked off two lanes with my car until EMS and FD could get there (~15 minutes, when the station is 1 mile away...)


Kachow #2.


Kachow #3 happened when they dragged the car out. As of right now (8 hours later), it's still free car wash day. I saw Austin Water out there, originally digging with a pickaxe though the brand new pavement (with a UCIS locator on hand); when I left, they had a backhoe digging the street up. The street was repaved 1-2 months ago, guess they paved over the shutoff. :downsgun:

3 people involved (2 in the Chevy, 1 in the... VW? I didn't get close enough to look, my boss confirmed they were alive and that they would rather wait for EMS, so I blocked off 2 lanes to hopefully help protect them). The driver of the Chevy got out and was walking around, her passenger was awake but didn't want to move.

Gotta say, very impressed with how well the Chevy held up. That was at least a ~50 MPH hit. Possibly higher. I didn't exactly go poking around inside, but the cabin looked very intact, and EMS was able to open the back door on that side (not the front door). OnStar did its job (I could hear the operator trying to confirm injuries by the time I ran to the car), airbags worked, side impact protection definitely worked well. I didn't get close enough to the other car (VW?) to see how it held up, but the driver was definitely hurting. As one usually does when one t-bones a car at highway speeds. :stare: We didn't hear screeching tires or anything, just a KACHOW and a BAM, so likely a full speed hit.

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Dec 24, 2020

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Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012

STR posted:

KACHOW and a BAM

Lightning McQueen turned into a real dick after the success of the movies

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