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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I had a zipper merge once and had to go to the hospital to get it undone. Not pleasant.

:getin:

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/USCGSoutheast/status/1349446406122123268?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/bigsurkate/status/1355176008052305920?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I don't speak metric but it sounds like 373 kph is pretty speedy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouhmPg4PTmk

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/365ThingsAustin/status/1388991097528102916?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/kreeger/status/1471635018216878081?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/9NewsMelb/status/1481456037375148032?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/AuRupteur/status/1483376345191272448?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

:stare:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Stolen from the Tweets thread:

https://twitter.com/lookabee83/status/1544706258112237568?s=20&t=HqoaujnTzjErEclyBHS6nQ

https://twitter.com/lookabee83/status/1544732744302792704?s=20&t=HqoaujnTzjErEclyBHS6nQ

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I am so tired of road raging assholes. My drive to work is just 5 miles but somehow managed to squeeze one in there. What possesses someone to go so crazy, almost hitting my car, then speeding ahead to block the road so he could scream at me before finally tearing off again? All I did was give my windshield washer a quick squirt because my windshield was dirty. I shouldn't have to worry about what my escape options are if I get attacked by another motorist.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
It appears that alot of vehicular miscreants are obscuring their plates to avoid Johnny Law... but they didn't count on... GERSH KUNTZMAN!

https://twitter.com/GershKuntzman/status/1605588983941144577?s=20&t=IuIFZJ9b5dRT4-WLoOxpxg

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1606278011673710592?s=20&t=GYpbTII7ypbDmnyEqLahBw

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I was waiting for the car to get close enough to check for a small white head at the steering wheel. :corsair:

EDIT:

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1607832197439815680?s=20&t=GMQYzR7JfPpfYhSn_rxZlQ

Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Dec 27, 2022

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/PeccaryNotPig/status/1610839234704977920?s=20&t=YUPrc5ff0iJn2viLBzbNDA

Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Jan 5, 2023

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1610022167697047553?s=20&t=fuUspWstfC3iFvXI-A77Yw

Lots of comments about the potential for a Tesla to ram into it.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/WorldBollard/status/1620016449317404673?s=20&t=CyAQeU_ld02DvMUvROoV0w

EDIT:

https://twitter.com/WorldBollard/status/1458755830099193856?s=20&t=CyAQeU_ld02DvMUvROoV0w

Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Jan 30, 2023

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/MarieAnnUK/status/1622299013222375430?s=20&t=LXDOTiD7prB1FrSo9AlVsw

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/ass_beaters/status/1622771316792217602?s=20&t=vtukOh-hGilw-Awklyo99g

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1623662353714651137?s=20&t=QVWS1Swg9Sz1cZ83OtPqvw

EDIT:

:piss:

https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1623908606159749120?s=20&t=t_a_t_Aq2-O0AlC6HwVr1A

Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Feb 10, 2023

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I saw a Viper do the same thing, except all it was doing was taking off at a green light, not even racing someone.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
That'll show 'em!

https://twitter.com/punished_stu/status/1627649806783987714?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:stare:

https://twitter.com/JohnHenryWUSA/status/1629262387458060291?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Drive it like you stole it! :haw:

https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1632734329758527488?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Out of state drivers never know how to handle snow.

https://twitter.com/MarshallJulius/status/1633386846347485184?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/WorldBollard/status/1637902712279801856?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Those with which we share the tree...

https://twitter.com/bigmoodenergy/status/1676269754179555328?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
The crabbiest crabber that ever crabbed. :crab:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:patriot:

https://twitter.com/jaketropolis/status/1695205089697276244?s=20

https://twitter.com/robby_rumble/status/1696004584932569455?s=20

Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Aug 28, 2023

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Driving on the Orkney Islands.

https://twitter.com/Donald26637137/status/1742448294733766740?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/ass_beaters/status/1744209984743743953?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I've been watching BeamNG crash videos but this one of Lego cars made me want to see this at full size in real life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Zx87_tZqw

EDIT: Cars vs. concrete barriers is interesting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivMM8TsV7v0

Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Feb 7, 2024

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/nkrovetz/status/1766622893117440362?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
You all need some calming.

https://twitter.com/_david_ho_/status/1678141807283118086?s=20

https://twitter.com/_david_ho_/status/1678180322637168640?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:piss:
https://twitter.com/elaifresh/status/1774810135980134704?s=20

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:stare:

https://twitter.com/StrictlyChristo/status/1775569657707274351?s=20

EDIT: Look at that bus!

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1775335757974028477?s=20

Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Apr 3, 2024

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/stevencmiller/status/1781158535688331534

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I've been following the ongoing saga of this sinkhole and it just got more interesting.

https://twitter.com/skylabrva/status/1786184771422257655

https://www.wtvr.com/news/local-news/strawberry-street-pothole-may-2-2024

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
When I was a kid, before I learned how to drive I would sometimes have a nightmare where I was in the back seat of the family lead sled, alone, the car barreling down the local main street, desperately reaching for the steering wheel and the column shifter, not knowing what to do.

Later on my family owned a first year Sable which had numerous lemon-y issues, including a brake pedal that would suddenly drop a couple of inches when you had your foot on it, like at a red light. It's responsible for a recurring nightmare (albeit in a different car) where I'm stepping on the brake as hard as possible but the car is slowly rolling forward into traffic.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
But I've actually experienced both of those.

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