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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I'm going to the South next week and all I've got are food questions
 
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WhiteHowler
Apr 3, 2001

I'M HUGE!
I've lived in Alabama for 30 years, so obviously I am the foremost authority.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

1. Is Krystal good? Should I go to a Krystal?
No. It's wanna-be White Castle. My wife had the worst food poisoning of her life after eating at Krystal. Also, while there are several in Alabama, it's a Georgia chain.

If you want Alabama-centric garbage food that's actually tasty, find a Milo's. The greasiest burgers imaginable.

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2. If I'm getting food from a country restaurant that offers the platters with an entree and sides, what sides should I get?
Southern-style green beans. Full of fat and bacon and all kinds of poo poo that doesn't belong there but somehow makes it better.

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3. I've heard Alabama has a mayonnaise-based bbq sauce and the idea of that makes me want to throw up. But is it actually good?
No, not actually good. Many BBQ places here offer it, but it's not the default at most of them. Ask first.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Also enjoy your COVID because you are 100% going to acquire it
Also, this. Nobody here gives a poo poo about COVID. Anything that's open is packed, and half the people aren't bothering to wear masks because MAH FREEDUM.

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