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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Oh frick!!!! I got my ballot in just in time. I can't wait to see if my favorite is on the list!!!!

please please please put the spicy chix from Wendy's on here, I'm begging of you

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Randy Travesty

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Wow, rude, the popcorn chicken is GARBAGE and doesn't belong on this list!!!!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Relax Or DIE posted:

#1 is gonna be a big Mac when you're insanely drunk I can feel it

It's gonna be the Popeye's Chicken sandwich!!!!! SPICY!!!!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Nosfereefer posted:

a greasy kebab in pita, bought from an unlabeled van. ali's turkish kebabs, despite the fact that the bored teen working there is from moldavia. you make some tasteless joke about horse meat in kebabs, which he doesn't understand. not because he doesn't speak english, but because you're shitfaced and slurring. "ali" hands you your pita kebab, without pickles since you've been badgering him about how you hate pickles as soon as you encountered his genuine turkish kebab shop. you overpay him, and he tries to make you aware of this as you stumble out into the streets again. later you puke in an alley

this "kebab" is god's gift to mankind

True homies know this classic way.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rarity posted:



97. Sonic All-American Dog

You're trolling, nobody's ever actually eaten a hot dog from Sonic.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rarity posted:

Please don't insult the intelligence of our voters

You are voters is bad!!!!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


ShallNoiseUpon posted:

hope there will be a section for all those fast food treats we have lost this past year, rip taco bell potatoes :(

I'm the arms of the angels~

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rarity posted:



96. Taco Bell Volcano Burrito

I miss it so much ;____;

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Relax Or DIE posted:

in honour of this thread for lunch today i am having a popeye's chicken sandwich, spicy.

I always knew you were a good egg.

Also that's legit what I had for lunch and it was absolutely worth waiting outside in the cold.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rarity posted:



95. Pizza Hut Supreme

:gas: because that's what pizza hut gives you. Pizza Butt more like.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rarity posted:



94. In N Out Cheeseburger

This should be number one :colbert:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


more falafel please posted:

#1 and #2 better be "in-n-out double-double" and "McDonald's fries, but correctly ranked"

Animal Style, no spread, add mustard and chopped chilis!!!!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


more falafel please posted:

yes except add back the spread. gently caress yes.

I can't handle mayo texture because reasons I don't want to talk about on SA. But I can respect it.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


snergle posted:

i only get chili dogs and milkshakes from sonics


How absolute dare you not order a real fruit slush

We're are E N E M I E S

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Prof. Crocodile posted:

Hard agree. This hamburger might be the most overhyped thing to come out of America since... well... ever.

WOW.

WOW.

:mods:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

giant sonic beverages are all precisely calculated to taste incredible when you drink 1/4 of them and then fill them back to the top with cheap bourbon. Peach iced tea + bourbon while sitting on a beach? :yum:

Hear me out:

Popov vodka (we rolling hard with that 6 bucks worth of plastic bottle)
Real Fruit lime slush
One pump of grape syrup--two of ur nastee

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rarity posted:



89. IHOP Bacon and Cheddar Stuffed Crepes

:wtc: absolutely not

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Nosfereefer posted:

okay so im fully aware that foodstuffs and preparation is hugely cultural specific and all

but that is the food of a people that has given up

:agreed:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Hopefully this signals to the voters that their opinions are wrong. :staredog:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Beamed posted:

I miss the Taco Bell volcano nacho so much :negative:

Did you ever get the volcano burrito but add nacho cheese and chips??????

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rarity posted:



88. McDonalds Signature: The Spicy One

This never happened stateside :argh:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rarity posted:



87. Subway Plant Patty

Okay this is definitely some surreal art thread.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


The vegan one better be much higher in the list. It's good.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


As a non-beef person, I still agree with this. The crunchy exterior and smokiness of the barbacoa good very well with the sliminess of the EXTRA CHARGE THERE'S AN EXTRA CHARGE FOR loving GUAC, BECAUSE AVOCADO CARTELS ARE loving RAPING THE LAND OF WATER AND RESOURCES.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rarity posted:



82. Arby's Fire-Roasted Philly

I'm gonna get into a fight, online, with the voters. The voters are gonna get their asses kicked, by me.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


prepuce repurposed posted:

worse post because the chili cheese burriot actually survived the purge. I had one yesterday :smugbert:

What to heck, when I come through I need to know which tb bc I'm stopping to get one. The local franchisees up here killed it in favor of additional chalupage (the worst one came back--chicken blt).

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rarity posted:



80. Sonic Chicken Club TOASTER

This was legitimately good and all the corporate Sonics have removed it from the menu. RIP

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


This thread just reached cancelled status.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


One can only hope. Spicy McChicken OR ELSE.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Chip butty with brown sauce is no shame though.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Bright Bart posted:

One day my neices and nephews will ask what the UK was like. I'll just stare and say "deepfried... everything".

Because sauce can only do so much. Especially when you charge 50 pence for a packet.

Augh what they charge for sauce now???

This is bullshit. I want my childhood of the giant jug of "vinegar"* and questionable glass bottles of brown sauce back.

Also the ketchup that smelled vaguely like old cheese.

*Member the vinegar vs "vinegar" drama?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Derpies posted:

I don't know how you colonials and imperialists survive in what you call food

It's pretty bad, ngl.

Where I grew up there's a thing called "grits an' sauce" but it sounds like "grihits an' sawz." It's literally just salted grits covered in red eye gravy. It is not food and yet I love it.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Bright Bart posted:

No. What was that?

The fish & chip shops I saw DID have a bottle of something called vinegar like product. I don't think I saw a bottle of actual malt vinegar evening the upscale ones.

Also Rarity you've made good. With the wings.

Omg. So years back, there was a whole kerfuffle with companies selling rehydrated acetic acid powder and caramel coloring as malt vinegar. The press cottoned on, and then the government, and now all the bottles in the chippy have to say "vinegar flavored product" or something to that effect. Because Big Vinegar got mad? Or maybe there's a natural yeast difference? I dunno. I'm not a vinegar expert. I just remember it being really funny at the time.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Bright Bart posted:

The chippy shop bottles all have a liquid that tastes watered down.

But thanks for the background info. I can now pretend to have been there during the vinegar wars.

Are you still in the UK,? If so... why?

Lol absolutely not. We were only there for a few years and GTFO. Now I'm in an arguably worse place (Missouri).

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rarity posted:



75. McDonalds Signature The Classic

Wait a second. This was discontinued in 2019!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rarity posted:

I can't believe the voters would do this

The voters are why we can't have nice things.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Nobody has ever eaten a whopper so cold

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rarity posted:



71. Panera Bread Smokehouse BBQ Chicken Sandwich

As a person in St Louis, Bread Co is loving garbage and the voters should be put against the wall for this incredibly hot take.

And by hot, I mean lukewarm, over toasted, un-buttered and "bread sliced" like the garbage excuse for bagels Bread Co sells.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rarity posted:



70. Dominos' Mighty Meaty

I have questions.

The first one is "what the gently caress," and I think that's pretty self explanatory.

The second is "why would anyone do this" and that one is also self explanatory.

The third one is "what is that gray poo poo," and that's one you need to take home and really think about, voters.

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Rarity posted:



69. McDonalds Hot n' Spicy McChicken

loving :nice:.

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