Jack Easterby, Watson, and the Texans N/V

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News:

LightReaper posted:

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1581994650906214400?s=46&t=oUwXoBy81FapX1tOcAm5Zw

Views:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i5KLk2ZCX8

# ? Oct 17, 2022 15:01

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:37

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Forrest on Fire posted:

Lovie Smith is low-key a big internal power struggle guy. I bet that was part of it.

COTY if this is true. Coach of the Decade if he really was just hired to keep the seat warm until they could dump him and hire McCown, and he turned around and did this

# ? Oct 17, 2022 15:01

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

SKULL.GIF posted:

What an unceremonious end to this two-year saga.

April 2019 was three and a half years ago, homie.

# ? Oct 17, 2022 15:36

Hizawk: Jun 18, 2004; High on the Lions.

The Texans have lost the mandate of heaven

# ? Oct 17, 2022 15:39

latinotwink1997: Jan 2, 2008; Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Username/post combo

# ? Oct 17, 2022 16:00

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Is crazy-eye Nick Caserio still there to keep the Patriot way strong?

# ? Oct 17, 2022 16:00

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

fartknocker posted:

Is crazy-eye Nick Caserio still there to keep the Patriot way strong?

With Easterby out, he's back in charge as GM like he should have been the entire time.

# ? Oct 17, 2022 16:08

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

fartknocker posted:

Is crazy-eye Nick Caserio still there to keep the Patriot way strong?

H.P. Lovecraft on speed

# ? Oct 17, 2022 16:11

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Jack Easterbulb

# ? Oct 17, 2022 16:41

Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

This is not the GBS Cursed Images thread why am I seeing these nightmares

# ? Oct 17, 2022 17:18

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Docjowles posted:

This is not the GBS Cursed Images thread why am I seeing these nightmares

I remember the old days when you'd click a thread and the best thing that would be staring at you would be a big red mike shanahan. You might end up with al davis' rotting face photoshopped between someone's legs.

# ? Oct 17, 2022 17:53

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

I was wondering why I started seeing Christmas ads this weekend, didn't know they'd moved it up

# ? Oct 17, 2022 18:05

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

It's so easy to forget this thread was originally about Easterby

# ? Oct 17, 2022 18:38

Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

Intruder posted:

It's so easy to forget this thread was originally about Easterby

I miss when the Texans were just funny instead of enabling and covering up serial sexual assault

# ? Oct 17, 2022 18:41

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Intruder posted:

It's so easy to forget this thread was originally about Easterby

How terrible you have to be to take that guys thunder yikes.

# ? Oct 18, 2022 00:09

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

What incredibly exciting news!

gently caress off forever Jack.

# ? Oct 18, 2022 01:53

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Congrats to the Texans for just being another boring bad franchise again.

# ? Oct 18, 2022 16:19

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

thats the first step

i will accept boring/bad -> boring/mediocre -> boring/good

# ? Oct 18, 2022 17:15

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Did they fire the guy who provided the NDAs? Did they determine if Cal knew about it? Cause I can't go back to being a fan just yet otherwise

# ? Oct 18, 2022 17:16

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Who keeps buying those Saudi avatars?

# ? Oct 18, 2022 17:31

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Edward Mass posted:

Who keeps buying those Saudi avatars?

Someone in the wrestling subforum.

# ? Oct 18, 2022 17:37

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Codependent Poster posted:

Someone in the wrestling subforum.

Ah, that makes sense.

# ? Oct 18, 2022 17:40

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

I assume it's Mel :v:

I don't want to go back to my old av necessarily so I'm trying to come up with a good one before ditching this

# ? Oct 18, 2022 17:44

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

its absolutely mel lmao

or maybe smarxist

# ? Oct 18, 2022 18:30

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Intruder posted:

I assume it's Mel

I don't want to go back to my old av necessarily so I'm trying to come up with a good one before ditching this

Go back to this one:

# ? Oct 18, 2022 20:06

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

lol it's american pierre mcguire, in looks and cringy behavior and everything

# ? Oct 18, 2022 21:59

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Alaois posted:

its absolutely mel lmao

or maybe smarxist

That hades comic arf did still makes me lol.

# ? Oct 18, 2022 23:07

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Mr. Nice! posted:

That hades comic arf did still makes me lol.

be careful loling at it, he might report you for it

# ? Oct 19, 2022 01:00

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Intruder posted:

I assume it's Mel

I don't want to go back to my old av necessarily so I'm trying to come up with a good one before ditching this

Right here buddy:

# ? Oct 19, 2022 01:39

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I do not like the anthropomorphized light bulb.

# ? Oct 19, 2022 01:43

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Intruder posted:

I assume it's Mel

I don't want to go back to my old av necessarily so I'm trying to come up with a good one before ditching this

Get something involving the greatest moment in Houston Texans history: Andre Johnson beating the gently caress out of Courtland Finnegan.

Alternatively:

Kirios posted:

Right here buddy:

# ? Oct 19, 2022 01:44

Isentropy: Dec 12, 2010

kalensc posted:

lol it's american pierre mcguire, in looks and cringy behavior and everything

lol getting a titan of the sport fired because she had the balls to say he didn't know what he was talking about, checks out

# ? Oct 19, 2022 01:50

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Kirios posted:

Right here buddy:

# ? Oct 19, 2022 01:50

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

I'm glad Batboy has grown up to be a successful Batman

# ? Oct 19, 2022 02:22

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

quote:

On Monday, Houston radio host Landry Locker dedicated a portion of his show to Easterby’s most perplexing statements. The story that Easterby apparently tells about his exit from the Patriots is an absolute whopper.

It involves Bill Belichick and cloning. Seriously.

“He also was talking about his time in New England. He said this with a straight face. I could not believe this,” said Landry. “He said the reason he left New England — I put this on God. I put this on my mom. I put this on my first born’s health. I put this on everything I love. I put this on every person in this building I love — he said the reason he left New England, is because Robert Kraft wanted him to clone Bill Belichick. He said that Robert Kraft wanted him to follow Bill Belichick around, take notes on him, so they could clone Bill Belichick after he left. He said the following, ‘I couldn’t do that to Bill.’ Swear to God, he said this.”

It’s hard to even know where to start with that claim. Kraft’s request that Easterby try and learn from Belichick doesn’t seem that unusual, leading one to think that Easterby thought Kraft literally meant he wanted to clone Belichick -- or something more nefarious than simply learning from the legendary head coach.

The phrase, “I couldn’t do that to Bill” suggests that Easterby believes Kraft was asking him to betray Belichick in some way.

Landry reveals several other bizarre tidbits about his conversations with Easterby, including his strange obsession with Texans players wearing different pants in a loss to the Packers during the 2020 season.

"That was what he was saying symbolized the disaster of the 2020 season, that people were wearing the wrong pants,” said Landry.

Belichick’s players would never wear the wrong pants on game day. Maybe Easterby should’ve taken up Kraft on his apparent offer.

# ? Oct 19, 2022 03:09

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

I'm imagining him going all NO WIRE HANGERS re players' pants

There's no story you could tell me about Easterby I wouldn't immediately believe at this point

# ? Oct 19, 2022 03:24

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

fartknocker posted:

Get something involving the greatest moment in Houston Texans history: Andre Johnson beating the gently caress out of Courtland Finnegan.

Entirely possible you're :thejoke:

ing here but I used to have that'

Or rather an illustration where he's standing over Finnegan like Ali over Liston

# ? Oct 19, 2022 05:05

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
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CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

# ? Oct 19, 2022 05:31

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

god look how small avs used to have to be

# ? Oct 19, 2022 05:44

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:37

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

The size restrictions are still rough.

# ? Oct 20, 2022 14:33

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