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Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


HappyHippo posted:

so are the texans really going to lose hopkins, watt and waston in a one year span?

Got rid of BOB and the whole team falls apart.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
BoB was an unappreciated genius.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

JJ should come home to Wisconsin

JJ's going to end up with his brothers in Pittsburgh

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Good. He's mediocre now and I love hating Watts.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The Texans pay Jack 3.1 million dollars a year lol

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

BoB was an unappreciated genius.

AT SUCKING AT FOOTBALL!

:dadjoke:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


HappyHippo posted:

so are the texans really going to lose hopkins, watt and waston in a one year span?

Yep

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1353397824654868481

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







watson gets traded (to carolina natch), Houston trades everything they have to jacksonville, take good christian boy trevor lawrence

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

FizFashizzle posted:

watson gets traded (to carolina natch), Houston trades everything they have to jacksonville, take good christian boy trevor lawrence

and hand Dabo a portion of the franchise to go with 20mil annually to complete the package.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1353491926859845633

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
They usually reserve that to stop COVID

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Chris James 2 posted:

https://phinphanatic.com/2021/01/14/deshaun-watson-will-not-be-a-miami-dolphins-quarterback-next-season/ If Dolphins fans' reasoning for why there's no chance they get him is really "cap is definitely real (ignore how it hasn't stopped the Saints for the last decade)" and "they gave Tua a pinky promise", :lmao: there's absolutely a chance they get him

Where did you get either of these things from my post

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Watson should convert to Islam and say he’s open to staying and see what the team does.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Watson should convert to Islam and say he’s open to staying and see what the team does.

Turn him over to DHS.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

CharlestheHammer posted:

They usually reserve that to stop COVID

It’s also the exact sort of thing that got them into this mess in the first place.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Watson should convert to Islam and say he’s open to staying and see what the team does.

https://twitter.com/LonnieWaIker/status/1307793711338840064

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

When the going gets tough, T & P your way out of it.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Sylvester Turner's just about the health of strip clubs now that James Harden's gone and the Texans or conventions aren't gonna drive tourists into town anytime soon

I mean, that's fewer strippers for him

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

This is a different Lonnie Walker than the Spurs player I guessing?

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Odds on where Deshaun will play next year

quote:

Miami Dolphins 4/1
New York Jets 9/2
Carolina Panthers 7/1
Atlanta Falcons 8/1
Indianapolis Colts 8/1
New Orleans Saints 8/1
Denver Broncos 9/1
Las Vegas Raiders 10/1
Los Angeles Rams 10/1
New England Patriots 10/1
San Francisco 49ers 10/1
Chicago Bears 12/1
Dallas Cowboys 12/1
Detroit Lions 12/1
Philadelphia Eagles 14/1
Washington Football Team 14/1
Jacksonville Jaguars 16/1
Pittsburgh Steelers 20/1
New York Giants 25/1
Minnesota Vikings 33/1
Tennessee Titans 40/1
Cleveland Browns 50/1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 60/1
Green Bay Packers 66/1
Cincinnati Bengals 75/1
Arizona Cardinals 80/1
Los Angeles Chargers 100/1
Seattle Seahawks 125/1
Buffalo Bills 150/1
Baltimore Ravens 200/1
Kansas City Chiefs 250/1

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

DariusLikewise posted:

Odds on where Deshaun will play next year

Surely Houston belongs somewhere on the list

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Bookmaker doesn't have to offer odds on Houston if they think it's too likely to be too lopsided a bet

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I really like to think that Vegas ran all the numbers through some super computers and it spat out a result that it’s indeed more likely that Watson is playing for the Chiefs next season than the Texans.

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


I really hope stafford doesn't get sent to houston.

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I really like to think that Vegas ran all the numbers through some super computers and it spat out a result that it’s indeed more likely that Watson is playing for the Chiefs next season than the Texans.

Andy Reid could make some magic with 2QB formations.

Mahomes could also get that receiving touchdown he was clearly craving during the season

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
That is a list of odds of what team if Watson leaves Houston, if he stays you lose obviously

AngusPodgorny
Jun 3, 2004

Please to be restful, it is only a puffin that has from the puffin place outbroken.
If those odds are fair, then there's a greater than 200% chance that Watson leaves Houston, which sounds about right.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I want to place a bet on Easterby having some horrible scandal uncovered and another one what exactly it is.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

AngusPodgorny posted:

If those odds are fair, then there's a greater than 200% chance that Watson leaves Houston, which sounds about right.

Quickly, to /r/wallstreetbets!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I want to place a bet on Easterby having some horrible scandal uncovered and another one what exactly it is.

McNair's inability to let go of Easterby is 100% "I'm the boss no one tells me what to do"

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I want to place a bet on Easterby having some horrible scandal uncovered and another one what exactly it is.

It's always multiple affairs. The only question is if other men were involved.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I want to place a bet on Easterby having some horrible scandal uncovered and another one what exactly it is.

Dead Girl 4/1
Live Boy 8/1
Sexy Ghost 50/1

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Texans need a steady hand to right the ship; time to bring Jeff Fisher back to Houston.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

General Dog posted:

Texans need a steady hand to right the ship; time to bring Jeff Fisher back to Houston.
you jest but that has a very good chance of happening

at least 7-9 would be an improvement over last season

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

i feel like we're frontloading too much drama early in the offseason

by the time watson actually gets moved months from now (which will presumably be the denouement of said drama) everyone will have gone insane and eaten their own brains

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I want to place a bet on Easterby having some horrible scandal uncovered and another one what exactly it is.

I'll take "having gay affairs while denying being gay and spending their whole lives voting Republican and saying gay all people go to hell."

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





PupsOfWar posted:

i feel like we're frontloading too much drama early in the offseason

by the time watson actually gets moved months from now (which will presumably be the denouement of said drama) everyone will have gone insane and eaten their own brains

A year from now it will be revealed that Easterby was bitten by a zombie and didn't tell anyone.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

What is this
https://twitter.com/riversmccown/status/1353773583475105792

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

The anecdotes of a dude who gets paid multiple millions for this bullshit :suicide:

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







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