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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Mr. Nice! posted:

Jerry Jones routines has pictures of him come out with strippers and the like and he's been known to keep notorious porn stars or whores on the payroll to help sign free agents. But I don't think he's out dropping hard rs.

excuse me, what

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/riversmccown/status/1347367860029566977

Some people lasted for days. Six hours is 5 carries for 21 yards.

As a Christian, THAT ANALOGY DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/robertmays/status/1358465540889714703?s=19

edit:


He has one more year left on his deal, I honestly think they'll just release him

They could always punish him out of spite.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Nick Jr. Face posted:

Calling it now: a player will punch Easterby in the locker room midway through next season

https://mobile.twitter.com/dtexanz/status/1357744076012060675

yes

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I understand that a lot of pro athletes are very religious. But how the gently caress does this appeal to them?

This is what white Boomers think black people want to hear

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Ehud posted:

lovely standup comic with offensive, unfunny material is the vibe a lot of these guys go for these days.

This is absolutely true. The less they know about Jesus, the more of this stereotype they lean into.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Magicpants posted:

so under the right circumstances, an owner could make more money without players than he could with a good team

the Lions model, yes

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

sean10mm posted:

Imagine taking anyone coming from the Patriots organization seriously except Tom "I immediately got another title as soon as I got out" Brady lmao

Belichick has to have the worst coaching/executive tree in sports history, it goes back forever and it's almost all terrible except maybe...uh...Mike Vrabel, an ex player originally from another team?

Don't forget Rob "pretended to retire to not get traded to the Detroit Lions" Gronkowski!

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Rob Gronkowski suffered countless serious injuries to his brain and body in service of winning your team multiple Super Bowls and you're salty he decided to leave the game for a year to get healthy and be in control of his own destiny? Get hosed.

I love Gronk, how could you misunderstand this

Parallelwoody posted:

He threatened to retire rather than go to Detroit when the Lions put together a package to trade for him which torpedoed the deal. Calm the gently caress down.

This is a hilariously wise way to avoid the Detroit Lions!

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
https://defector.com/this-is-jack-easterbys-world/

quote:

“Love it, love it, love it,” Erika Nardini said. This was in 2014, and she had just been handed a drawing of “a bear wearing zebra-print pants and a shirt covered in ones and zeros” by an elfin 44-year-old Australian man known professionally as Shingy.

“I’m thinking of the bears more as a metaphor,” Nardini ventured. One thousand percent, Shingy replied.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

dirty shrimp money posted:

If the Texans are helping Buzbee fabricate that monstrous lie I'm utterly done with the Texans, like How Bout Them Cowboys and never appear on my TV again level done.

Don't forget, Cal is ready to ask the city for more money to upgrade the stadium.

where do the Texans move to, now that LA has two teams? St. Louis?

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Kirios posted:

This isn't looking good for Deshaun at all. It takes big balls to demand trades when you have this stuff hanging over your head.

(if this stuff isn't true, it wasn't hanging over his head when he demanded the trade)

That's another part of what makes this really suspicious.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Im pretty sure there have been instances of prostitutes being hired for recruits but that’s frankly pretty different.

Louisville basketball

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

wyoak posted:

Jaromir Jagr but it wasn’t a woman saying anything non-consensual occurred, she asked for hush money about them sleeping together and he said no, release the pic

Jagr owns, always has, always will. He is still playing for his hometown team, which he owns.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

skaboomizzy posted:

My understanding of Griddy is that you could basically day-trade who your electricity provider was to try to save $1 a day or something, I can't imagine how that ever could have gone badly.

This is a hilarious, only in Texas idea.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

lobster shirt posted:

it's because he is a sexual predator and likes to prey on unwilling women

Maybe Washington should be the team trading for him

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Freaquency posted:

lol imagine coming in for an interview to try to steer that clusterfuck

The Browns need someone who can win in Ohio, with something to prove on the NFL level.

The Browns need Urban Meyer.

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