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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I tried to loving tell you about this guy.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lmao that Rasputin is destroying a professional football team.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Watch Easterby pull Tebow out of retirement.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Those aren’t the only photos either. Some are in the stall

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
BoB was an unappreciated genius.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The Texans pay Jack 3.1 million dollars a year lol

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Watson should convert to Islam and say he’s open to staying and see what the team does.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I really like to think that Vegas ran all the numbers through some super computers and it spat out a result that it’s indeed more likely that Watson is playing for the Chiefs next season than the Texans.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I want to place a bet on Easterby having some horrible scandal uncovered and another one what exactly it is.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Watt is actually cooked so moving on from him might not be a bad thing.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sean10mm posted:

They hired the most worthless hanger-on to Belichick's coattails yet and kept giving the huckster more power lmao

It makes Broncos Head Coach Josh McDaniels look like Paul loving Brown hahaha

Just how do you do this?

Easterby doesn’t seem to be a Belichick hanger on. He seems to be his own crazy creation that apparently Belichick was happy to see leave.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Oh well I was completely wrong on this. Sorry.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Why is he in the NFL and not running a megachurch? Is that industry too crowded?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Parallelwoody posted:

You know who did the original "come back for the win in OT?" Jesus.

What exactly did Jesus do after coming back from the dead? He just went and hosed off.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Jack Easterby is a psy-op to destroy football.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lol someone found what’s probably Easterby or maybe Casserios burner

https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnCPrepper98/with_replies

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I’m so glad this was found.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Where is the prepper stuff?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Hahahaha


Hahahahaha

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
This is low key the most interesting story in sports right now.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The situation in Burma isn’t the only coup going on right now.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Carlosologist posted:

it seems very smart to fire all the people the star player likes

The Bible basically says that God wants us to be miserable.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I understand that a lot of pro athletes are very religious. But how the gently caress does this appeal to them?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ehud posted:

these videos really take me back to...every evangelical church I ever went to lol

lovely standup comic with offensive, unfunny material is the vibe a lot of these guys go for these days.

Usually they don’t manage to stage a hostile takeover of a professional football team.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Magicpants posted:

so under the right circumstances, an owner could make more money without players than he could with a good team

Isn’t this basically what the Bengals do

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Aye Doc posted:

2/3rds of the teams in the MLB have figured this out and are now garbage fires full of low-paid players. the rona coming around made it a little easier for them to commit full-force to it, I wonder if some of the similarly "analytically minded" NFL teams will hop on the bandwagon going forward

I mean the Cubs and Astros proved you can tank and then turn it around and win championships.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Which is worse to have as an owner, a super billionaire who treats the team as just an item in their portfolio, or a fail son?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Yeah the hands off billionaires are usually capable of hiring some underling who knows what they’re doing.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Probably Magic posted:

I'm outright scared to click play on any of those clips.

Don’t be they’re hilarious in a train wreck sort of way.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Also Gronk didn’t fake his retirement. He was a broken man.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Hunt11 posted:

So how long until Easterby claims the ownership of the team for himself?

Easterby will end up with power of attorney over McNair.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
LMAO

https://twitter.com/diannaESPN/status/1359546247095480321

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Easterby will be playing under center by week 6.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1359943163490820107

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I love everything about this saga.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Docjowles posted:

I feel like this tweet from the article deserves to be pulled out to stand on its own :catstare:

https://twitter.com/jackeasterby/status/1344872774335127552?s=21

LMFAO this is definitely something he makes the team recite as a chant isn’t it?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

fsif posted:

So assuming this was filmed while Thompson was still a student athlete, this is what Easterby looked like at 32 or 33:



He’s got those Stephen Miller genes

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Jack is gonna try and convince McNair to move the team to some commune in Idaho.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Literally everyone in sports media, everyone, is making fun of Easterby and the Texans. Everyone is watching his standup and just losing their minds.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
That burner account is still going btw.

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