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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Forceholy posted:

So how long until we see Jack insist on using faith healers for concussion protocols?

Worked for the chiefs

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Troy Queef posted:

As a STL person:

—most people here grew up either Catholic or Lutheran, and while there has been some megachurch movement here of late they’re always seen as a bit...off. Plus we had Kurt Warner and his Jesus thing, and we kinda held our noses with him cos he won. Easterby’s act would go over like a lead balloon.
—Right now the only thing we want from the NFL is several billion dollars for loving us over with the Rams move. Football-wise, Mizzou is good again and KA-KAW is scheduled to come back in 2022, so we are fine as is.

The NFL counters with we will give you an expansion team for a 5 billion dollar non refundable application fee, when we get around to it.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Are you saying Tebow has been telling ladies he is Deshawn Watson?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I no longer am amused by how horrific this football organization appears. My only hope is this is some scam to get on the exempt list for 7 years and cash checks.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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When does the exempt list start up?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Kirios posted:

From his perspective, his dumbass should have settled a long time ago. 100,000 would have been child's play compared to what he's gonna have to end up paying.

Also if he just dated like a normal millionaire athlete he could have avoided being a creepy sex offender.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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If I were an NFL QB I would be too busy watching film to have sex like Superbowl Champion Eli Manning.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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How much do you have to pay someone to get on a plane to give you a massage? This seems highly irregular.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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wooger posted:

Just the fact that they’re all women is sus.

And he needed Instagram accounts to prove they were real masusses this is the same way I pick a heart surgeon

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Captain Dickweed posted:

I feel awful for these women having to reveal themselves because of how much poo poo they're going to get because of it. I hope Deshaun gets completely vilified if this poo poo actually happened, which it's incredibly hard to believe at this point that it didn't.

Well he (his lawyer) already admitted it was consensual which means it all happened.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1383089248409116674?s=20

Feels like kind of an rear end in a top hat answer?

Yeah because Dogecoin is a better investment.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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So his move was let me see your hands, and then filled them with little Deshawns? I don't see how this could ever be consensual.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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indigi posted:

Nike just put him in time-out. also lol why does Reliant Energy need a QB spokesperson

It was 28 degrees in Texas and people got 20k dollar electric bills, if they were lucky enough to have power.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Watson had several career ending endings. Sorry sorry I’m trying to be better.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

her line of reason in that thread makes no sense


she says


What? It's extremely disadvantageous for the player to cooperate.

Not cooperating is what got Brady suspended

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

With all that exercising I hope he's getting some massage therapy.

His defense should make him keep up the pace so they can say it was all his normal routine but like without all rape.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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FizFashizzle posted:

No. He had multiple offers.

The league even intervened to keep him from going to the bengals.

So they were looking out for him ?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I wish this was less horrible so I could post bad jokes about it.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Why would anyone cooperate with an nfl investigation Jesus.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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That dirtbag baseball guy is gonna steal all the coverage this gets.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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The dolphins are owned by a trump cabinet member so

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Ehud posted:

Ross is a piece of poo poo who donates money and does fundraisers, but he was never a cabinet member.

Are you thinking of Woody Johnson? He was an ambassador under Trump.

He was the secretary of commerce

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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They not the same person my bad?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Nodoze posted:

It actually would be a really amusing proposition for Watson to just ride out the entire remainder of his deal sitting on the bench not active every game. He doesn't get to leave or play, so he'd miss effectively five years of his career before anyone could sign him. Amazing troll spite move by the Texans. Yeah he's getting paid but if he has any incentives he'll never get them, and despite getting paid he's still going to be miserable and mad because he's stuck there and literally wasting his career

Fine with this especially if all his pay goes to victims

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I hope a team trades for him and the nfl puts him in the exemption list forever.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I don’t have high hopes for The Texas justice system believing women.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Yes the owners are fucks, but the content is so fun. I choose to support the good players like, checks note, Tom Brady.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Watson slightly less trash tier QB then human. Be lucky to get a second for him from some dumpster fire team now no matter how hard they try to rumor mill trades.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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There are plenty of sex offenders still available for the dolphins.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Every NFL team is trying to win some are just not good at it. You think Jerry Jones helps a team win?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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indigi posted:

I don’t care that it’s happening to Watson but this seems kind of hosed up for the justice system to be able to do

Oh word the system is rigged? Who would have thunk it. Good thing he can pay millions to lawyers. Shame about the millions that can’t and he will probably get off with nothing of consequence.

Elephanthead fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Mar 10, 2022

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I do not like this outcome. He’s gonna settle and be starting for Tampa Bay isn’t he.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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You signed Tom Brady don’t pretend you didn’t

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Docjowles posted:

Le’Veon sat out one year and went from perennial all-pro to washed and quickly out of the league. But there’s really no comparison between the hell an RBs body goes through and a QB (other than Cam) so probably can’t conclude anything from that. It would be extremely funny though if he just sucks rear end now.

He spent that year in Miami so that is the equivalent of 5 nfl seasons

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Just put him in the exempt list for 34 years one for each victim

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I’m the mom that comes home and tells my 12 year old a guy whipped his dick out.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Intruder posted:

Racism? I thought it was fear of any form of gambling even fantasy stuff

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Don’t get ballsacked by your massage therapist its not right. They are there to do a job. Let them do it. Don’t be a fuckwit. This is what the Texans should have told Watson.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Intruder posted:

https://twitter.com/NFLPA/status/1553889675282112513

This phrasing doesn't fill me with confidence that there'll be a very heavy punishment

I mean he is the browns qb. That is the worst the nfl can do. The criminal justice system has already failed society.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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The only reason the owners are letting goodelle do this is the browns structured the salary to give themselves an advantage in signing the rape qb that the other owners didn’t consider

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