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PupsOfWar posted:i feel like we're frontloading too much drama early in the offseason A year from now it will be revealed that Easterby was bitten by a zombie and didn't tell anyone.
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Magicpants posted:you don't understand, jesus dying was so great that it's greater than everything else, even things that are categorically different. jesus dying was the the greatest game of all time because jesus was so great at dying that his dying became a better game than things which actually qualify as games. Maybe the real Jesus dying was the friends we made along the way
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That man's head looks like a light bulb. Like if you gently pinched the top and rotated you'd hear a faint metallic screeching as his entire cranium loosened from the rest of his body.
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fartknocker posted:Do Derek Lokey next time. This but place the picture on the end of a rake outside, semi-obscured, and give him big ol' kissin' lips.
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Small brain: Deshaun Watson committed sexual assault. The Texans are some rear end in a top hat's cult but that's incidental. Normal brain: Deshaun Watson committed no crime and this is all a plot by the Jack Easterby and the McNair family out of spite. Galaxy brain: Deshaun Watson secretly hired Buzzbee to accuse him of crimes to force the team to trade him. Universe brain: Deshaun Watson really did everything he's accused of but only to force the team to trade him.
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fartknocker posted:
I hate that it's even plausible with what a shitshow the Texans have become but yeah.
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SKULL.GIF posted:LAST WEEK??? Jesus Christ. 
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I remember the what if Mike Vick was BBQ ribs photoshop and then think of the Ribmaps.com post and feel like there was some cosmic connection there that Andy Reid felt across untold channels and that's why  was an Eagle for a while.
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Ehud posted:[Tua saying the NFL is easier than I expected, except it’s me talking about moderating] I see, Mr. Ehud. *steeples fingers* Igor? Fetch me the Big Book of lovely Posts I thought Up. *lightning crashes*
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Regardless of how likely it is he is successfully convicted, part of me wants to see a criminal trial just so he can't quickly get out from under this. But that'd probably mean Watson's victims get dragged as much as he does or more, so 
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Let he who has not hired dozens of massage therapists lookin' for a handy throw the first stone. *wheels in wheelbarrow full of stones with sign on that says STONES $5*
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Dolphins please prevent my stupid garbage team from trading for Deshaun Watson, thank you.
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Alexander Hamilton posted:That’s just the people of Texas dying in large groups during COVID.
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When you leave New England to be a HC you get injected with a portion of Bill's surliness and a coupon for one free victory over him.
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Deshaun Watson settled on Rusty Hardin because his name was closest to the specific sex act Watson was searching for on Instagram.
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Is Deshaun Watson a massive piece of poo poo? The answer may surprise you! The answer won't surprise you.  It's yes.
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fast cars loose anus posted:Actually I agree; we should hold him to the standards of the owners BUT not before he gets a statue outside the Browns stadium.
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Deshaun Watson. Not only do you not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to him, but in fact he's probly gonna try to hand it to you.
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Good to know that you can do whatever you want as long as it's non-violent and that the only repercussions are having to write "I'm a bad wittle boy" on the chalkboard 100 times.
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Neil Armbong posted:absolutely deranged. Fair. With how indifferent they've been with prior rapists who could tell they'd have an issue with this one?
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fsif posted:Watson went 1/5 for 7 yards. 
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fartknocker posted:The NFL loving sucks.
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