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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kirios posted:

This loving televangelist and failson owner have eroded my interest in a Texans to all time low - far lower than even the tail end of the Schaub era or the years before Watson but after Schaub. gently caress this team until Easterby is gone - I cannot muster the energy to care otherwise.
Schaub getting kicked in the dick cursed the franchise forever

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Drew Lock is a good Christian boy

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

General Dog posted:

Texans need a steady hand to right the ship; time to bring Jeff Fisher back to Houston.
you jest but that has a very good chance of happening

at least 7-9 would be an improvement over last season

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Now we know why Deshaun wants out regardless of who they bring in as head coach

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

AndrewP posted:

can't believe he bigtimed us and quit TFF
I've seen him still post in here on occasion

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kirios posted:

I'm still not sure how people believe in religion.
Inner peace I guess

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kalli posted:

You know what they say, converts are always the most fanatical.
That's why the Q's are as crazy as they are

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/ryanwhite19750/status/1357466502681808899

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Calling it now: a player will punch Easterby in the locker room midway through next season

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
This is the face of someone who at the bare minimum is experiencing hypomania

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Intruder posted:

Just think, one day he'll sell this team for multiple billions of dollars

e: lmao

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1360263959870324742
Roy Williams flat out denied he was going to North Carolina on live television following the 2003 NCAA Championship

Josh McDaniels insisted that Jay Cutler was the Broncos' starting quarterback in 2009

Cal McNair can say whatever the gently caress he wants, but Deshaun is as good as gone

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

fsif posted:

Anyway, my favorite part of the article were the bullet points that showed why the trade was Good, Actually.
Same; the funniest part being that they did that because they were so shook from everyone making fun of them for the trade

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Eifert Posting posted:

I'm a billionaire. I sold the Manas steak I.P. to Disney.
I never gave you permission. Would one of the resident TFF lawyers please help a brother out?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Eifert Posting posted:

My thread, sorry.

maybe if you overlook my not so veiled insults and felate me on social media whenever you get the opportunity I'll toss you like a plat or something.
uh, what?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Eifert Posting posted:

He said "top quarterback" also said team alienated him versus prospect's dad projecting based on his own miserable career.
Pretty sure Intruder was joking

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
lmao gently caress off caserio

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

molestrios posted:

Well that and he actually wants to play football and not use it as his own personal platform for hyperwoke bullshit. Huge difference.
yes, bringing attention to the disproportionate number of black people killed by the police is being "hyperwoke"


go back to barstool

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

SKULL.GIF posted:

He went to the Eagles, Washburn came along, and it was a controversial coaching hire as I recall.
He was a huge dick towards Juan Castillo for some reason (probably racism)

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Intruder posted:

hot take the parcells oilers were better but they kept choking in the playoffs
Wait, Parcells was involved with the Oilers?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Why is Notes always used for this sort of thing nowadays? Put out a press release.
It's a way to post longform on Twitter without being restricted to the character limit

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

King Hong Kong posted:

It’s still dumb because it is easy enough to have your PR people go to the minimal effort of taking a screenshot of a .pdf or something.
I never said it wasn't dumb

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

AsInHowe posted:

where do the Texans move to, now that LA has two teams? St. Louis?
Oklahoma City

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Wasn't the university of Colorado busted for pimping girls to recruits or something back around 00? Only recall it because that comes up every time Bienemy doesn't get a job.
Yeah, that all came to light after their female kicker said she was sexually assaulted by a teammate. If that wasn't bad enough, Gary Barnett (CU's head coach at the time) brushed off her allegations and called her a "terrible" player.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Shrimpy posted:

"The Decision" but for his plea.
"I'm gonna take my felonies to South Beach"

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
:yikes:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
it's amazing that this thread went from ridiculing a huckster destroying a franchise from the inside to becoming a news dump for a literal sexual predator

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Zaradis posted:

Wow, this is a great thread, very football related.

:rolleyes:
is this another attempt at a bad joke?

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Mar 23, 2021

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI7lueNH0Cw&t=27s

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

half cocaine posted:

I still think of Nick Saban as one of the most sorry loving rear end NFL coaches.
Classic case of a college coach who couldn't take the heat in the NFL

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Best case? Urban survives one season without having a heart attack and then bolts back to college.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Well there are Swedish massages, which are relaxing. And then there are deep tissue massages, which are a whole different animal.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

really queer Christmas posted:

Dez can get hosed. I'm glad it wasn't a catch.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Asproigerosis posted:

It never has been. It's professional entertainment and is no more competitive sport than WWF.
lurk more

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
So the TL;DR version of Buzbee's rambling post is that there's a conflict of interest because Watson's lawyer's son is a superior at the HPD, right?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
"I'm not racist I have black friends!"

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
you rubes

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

yeah but the banging he did was consensual

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
At this point I'm wondering how far the rabbit hole goes

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
It's terrible enough to be a victim of sexual assault, but in your own home? Jfc

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