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Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Because I'm a 35 year old child, I printed three full page blowups of Nic Caserios Crazy face and hid them in three strategic locations for my wife to find:

1) In her pillowcase - Took her a week to find this.
2) Under her work paperwork - Took her a day.
3) in her Jewelry box - Took her two weeks to find.

Thanks Houston Texans for all the fun.

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Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Is this the single greatest one season meltdown by a team in NFL History?

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

It always comes back to rubmaps.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Neil Armbong posted:

Isn't the play personnel person... Easterby?

Everything is coming up Easterby.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

There's nothing to exempt, really.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

What if Watson wanted to be traded out of the Houston Texans because he exhausted all the Instagram masseuses and wanted a new hunting ground?

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Don't ever loving talk to the (NFL) POLICE

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

I'd like Tua on Detroit please.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Honestly, if my team traded for Watson I'd literally stop being a fan of the team.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

you literally have that backwards

if the suits go away he will not be suspended

the league has already said they don't have enough evidence to do anything, and if everything is settled all that evidence disappears forever

the only way he gets suspended is if one of those cases goes to trial and something juicy comes out, or he faces criminal charges

Yeah, the NFL doesn't have enough evidence. Like, only something like 22 highly specific massage therapists all reported being sexually assaulted.

Shame there's hardly any evidence.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Intruder posted:

Make it 11 games per year for the life of the contract

That's actually probably worse than being suspended for a year and I love it.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Wat - Son Ra - Pist sounds like a great football chant.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

An NFL stadium chanting "YOU SICK gently caress" whenever Deshaun is on the field like the way English Soccer teams sing their team's songs would be magnificent to see. I guess they would have to censor it on the broadcast.

Making it so Cleveland Browns games can't be shown on TV would be hilarious.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Intruder posted:

Still remembering when the Broncos were up by like 4 TDs and Osweiler grabbed his helmet to go in but nope there goes Peyton

Four touchdowns and a field goal.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Ayudo posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCSEdgeFB/status/1580963414834548736

No need to worry. The NFL is working hard trying to find the guy who did this.

NFL: Did DeShaun Watson sexually assault you?

WOMAN: Yes

NFL: Our investigation continues.

In reality the NFL doesn't even talk to the woman.

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Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

The Texans have lost the mandate of heaven

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