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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Alone on the prairie and down on his luck,
There was an hombre named Shitbrick Assfuck.
He rode on a horse with a second hand saddle,
When he got off and walked he looked like he had been paddled.

His horse had fleas and looked kinda gimp,
His horseshoes didn't fit right so that poor horse limped
He was flatulent from colic and had a bad overbite
He farted so bad he'd buck his rider from the fright

Shitbrick Assfuck would land on his feet
Chase down his horse and get back in his seat
There really weren't much 'ol Assfuck couldn't do
So he'd ride off on that horse he'd named "Glue"

Shitbrick Assfuck, you're all of us here
We all live through you our virtual peer
Shitbrick Assfuck thanks for your time
Without your humble presence I'd have nothing to rhyme-
Without your humble presence there'd be nothing to rhyme.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
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