- Randy Travesty
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Shitbrick Assfuck and I went to the same high school. He was a couple of years older than me, and he was one of the cool kids who did things like go to parties and drink cans of warm beer in his truck after school.
One day in the hallway I was getting my books out of my locker and in a hurry because the warning bell ringing. He came up to me and asked me if I wanted to go smoke instead of going to geology so I said yes. I'd never smoked before but I wanted to play it cool, because you know, it's Shitbrick Assfuck. You can't tell a guy that cool no.
So he said okay and told me to meet him behind the ag shop in ten minutes. So I went and hid in the bathroom until the final bell rang, and then tried to causally make my way to the ag shop out back of the school, but I got stopped by the assistant principal, Mr. Bates. Mr. Bates knew I was supposed to be in geology and asked me where I was going so I told him I was going to my car to get my homework I had forgotten. He let me go.
Anyway I got there and Shitbrick Assfuck had already lit up a fatty with three of his friends and they were passing it around in a circle. Shitbrick Assfuck said "hey Kief, hit this bitch" and handed me this behemoth joint. So I hit it like it it owed me money, I didn't know what I was doing, and immediately had to fight the urge to vomit. I coughed so hard I pissed my pants, and Shitbrick Assfuck and his friends laughed at me. They called me Lil Baby Pisspants for the rest of high school. It was humiliating.
Anyway, Shitbrick Assfuck is a major investor in my cannabis company now. Makes u think.
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