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this thread is for posting about Shitbrick Assfuck, a hapless little lad from the Midwest who grew up to change the world. born on an unforgiving planet where the deck was stacked against him, he rose above and achieved more than we ever thought possible. please post in this thread about how Shitbrick Assfuck changed ur life. whether it was through his neomendelian mysticism, high scores in golden tee, quotes on Famous Quotes dot com, deconstructivist essays on Star Wars themed Lego sets, or incisive movie reviews on redbox. “I built it. They came.” -Shitbrick assfuck |
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“I knew it wasn’t butter, but I thought you should learn it for yourself.” “the world isn’t a vampire. it’s a big orb of dirt with mountains and some water on it” “a clapper device where the clapping flushes your toilet is a device of the future. and yet, we continue to live in the past” -all quotes by Shitbrick assfuck (Shark tank, S05E56)
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Dec 13, 2020 14:40
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when shitbrick assfuck occupied times square suspended in a giant Orbeez for 3 months
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Dec 13, 2020 16:26
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ive heard that if u say his name into the mirror three times u'll get kicked out of whatever hair salon ur in
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Dec 13, 2020 18:42
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FutonForensic posted:i was sitting outside the Publix, curled up in the fetal position because the deli didn't get my online sub order, when shitbrick assfuck came to me. he put a hand on my shoulder and asked "do you want to see a dead body." I said "no." he said "ok good i really didn't want to make one." i looked around for an adult and when I looked back at him [blows in hand like im holding invisible dust] he was gone
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Dec 13, 2020 20:39
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sorry and exactly how are you related to spongebob squarepants again
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Dec 14, 2020 00:49
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Bright Bart posted:The name of A S might sound odd to modern ears, but he was born in a time where your last name was your family's occupation. The first name was just an odd whim.
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Dec 14, 2020 01:30
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Heather Papps posted:lovely assfuck? he saved my daughters life, then hosed my wife. not really sure how i'm supposed to feel about it.
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Dec 14, 2020 01:30
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float like a butterfly stink like a bee
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Dec 14, 2020 04:13
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hmm interesting that so many big famous websites are down and yet the only one brave enough to talk about shitbrick assfuck remains up
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Dec 14, 2020 13:19
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Dec 14, 2020 14:40
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have you heard of shitbrick's 12 labours? Yes, he gave birth to every child starring in Cheaper by the Dozen and Cheaper by the Dozen 2
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Dec 15, 2020 11:39
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shitbrick assfuck: oh yeah, these are all the PMs i've gotten from butttheshitmanfart, haha he's a really cool guy byob: oh..oh wow shitbrick: ...wait, haven't you talked to btsmf? byob: ...k-kinda
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