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The name of A S might sound odd to modern ears, but he was born in a time where your last name was your family's occupation. The first name was just an odd whim.
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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I spotted him in Chicago a few years back. Seconds later a red Ferrari screeches to a halt and rolls down its window. Kanye West sticks his head out. "Oh SNAP! It's Shitbrick Assfuck."
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Dec 14, 2020 01:23
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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*slams down shot glass on counter in a dimly lit bar*
BARKEEP!! Put some Shitbrick Assfuck on the jukebox.
'Sir I really have no idea what youre--'
I said put it on! I want to... I need to... one last time for old times sake.
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Dec 14, 2020 05:00
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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The man was a giant in science. At least 87 newly discovered species are named after him.
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Dec 14, 2020 05:19
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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It was a pretty bold move for TIME to name Shitbrick Assfuck as Person of the Year, considering his recent arrest for embelment of funds from his charity
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Dec 14, 2020 14:31
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Shitbrick Assfuck taught me everything I know about fishing. In a parking lot, at night, with a piece of string, a piece of chewing gum, and a tin can.
And now I'm an official bassmaster! At least I believe that's what Shitbrick Assfuck called me before he disappeared in a puff of smoke.
You know, you teach a man to fish, and then he'll go fishing. That's what they say that he would say, and I now live my life by those words every day.
You're in!
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