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collocation
Jun 17, 2018

CZW Deja Vu 3 8/13/05:

"If it wasn't for that little c***s*****g queer maggot piece of poo poo bad hairdo hub cap stealing f****t Robbie Mireno, I would have had the night off." - Franky The Mobster

"That f*g over there liked your tassels" - Excalibur

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Excalibur is the luckiest man in wrestling

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!

Eat My Fuc posted:

Excalibur is the luckiest man in wrestling

I love ex on commentary but considering TNT is vetoing the Briscoes over their twitter history while he has a long and storied broadcast marathon of bile, he really is very lucky. That or the mask is actually like Melisandre’s choker in Game of Thrones because he sold his soul to a demon to escape unscathed.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



On the topic of quotes from the B&V show, if you plan to also include their TNA reviews, I recommend just getting a clicker to use every time they (and Vinny specifically) call anything TNA did the hard-R-word. Because boy, did they love to use that word and variations of it. Heck, they probably said that word more often than all of Excalibur's words combined.


bloodysabbath posted:

I love ex on commentary but considering TNT is vetoing the Briscoes over their twitter history while he has a long and storied broadcast marathon of bile, he really is very lucky. That or the mask is actually like Melisandre’s choker in Game of Thrones because he sold his soul to a demon to escape unscathed.

Or maybe the veto story is complete BS. Given how massive WarnerMedia is and how many shows, streams, and whatnot they own and air, there's no way they don't currently employ any actors or talk hosts that used as many insults did, or as recently as Jay Briscoe did.

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

What’s the soft-r-word?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Vinny dropped the slur about mental deficiencies a looootttt in reviewing TNA when they were at their absolute worst.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Sandman McMahon posted:

What’s the soft-r-word?

Racist

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

Retirement? But yeah, that has started to transpire, as I was told it would above.

B/V 8/16/05:

"Matt Hardy's r*t****d return two weeks ago." - Bryan

F4D 8/16/05:

"That f****t Tim Flowers put on his headgear." - Jack Evans

"I was never pinned by that homosexual." - Jack Evans

Jack Evans was scared of a promoter in Japan who had produced gay porn, but despite having a vibe that Evans felt was noticeable, the promoter didn't do anything to him.

Evans said that the hostess clubs were kind of gay.

Smackdown 8/18/05:

While challenging Funaki, JBL mentions Godzirra.

"You better be delivering me some burritos, Speedy Gonzalez" - Christian to the Mexicools

"How do you say rear end beating in Mexican?" - Christian

collocation fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Mar 21, 2022

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I figured this is the best thread to bring this up, but I was always made uncomfortable by Christian adopting "And if you don't know, now you know" and even including the pause at the end so you could hear people in the crowd shouting the final word.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Sandman McMahon posted:

What’s the soft-r-word?

Russo

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I figured this is the best thread to bring this up, but I was always made uncomfortable by Christian adopting "And if you don't know, now you know" and even including the pause at the end so you could hear people in the crowd shouting the final word.

He should have said the catch phrase and then shouted something about Alex Wrights package. That way it’s not racist.

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

WWF Old School MSG 4/22/85:

Gorilla says that Barry O "Pearl Harbored" The Cobra, which is something Gorilla said quite often, enough that I thought that it exclusively referred to a sneak attack in wrestling when I was like 6 and didn't know much world history. Oddly (or something), The Cobra (George Takano) was the Japanese WWF Junior champ.

AEW Dynamite 3/24/22:

"You can take your fake green card, start the backstroke and return back to Mexico." - Vickie Guerrero to Thunder Rosa

collocation fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Mar 24, 2022

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

WWE Old School MSG 7/13/85:

"Any man that runs around wearing a dress ain't man enough to make me lay on my back, to pin me in the middle of that ring." - Paul Orndorff

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"They look like uh. Heh. They look like they lost their camel." - Gorilla Monsoon regarding these fans:

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

PWG 8/19/05 Smells Like Steen Spirit:

You know what, speaking of people being where they belong. Hey give me that. Shut up. Let's go see. Look at that. See this. It's very dark, but if you look closely you can see a couple r*t***s, some of them are smoking, some of them are drinking, some of them don't do anything, they just look like f****ts. And you know what this reminds me of. It reminds me of a gutter where all these fans belong." - Kevin Steen

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Jesus, Kevin

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

WWE Raw 8/22/05:

"Shelton Benjamin is not one of us and he never ever will be, and why, because Shelton Benjamin is not white. And America, don't forget, if it's not white, it's not right." - Kerwin White

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

collocation posted:

WWE Raw 8/22/05:

"Shelton Benjamin is not one of us and he never ever will be, and why, because Shelton Benjamin is not white. And America, don't forget, if it's not white, it's not right." - Kerwin White

and to think Tony Khan of all people doesn't like this guy

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

WWE Smackdown 8/25/05:

"As you can see, after last week, I had a lot of cleaning up to do around here, but I got the grass stains off the couch. I got the guacamole stink off the carpets." - Christian, explaining that he had to clean up the Peep Show after the Mexicools were on.

"This guy. He doesn't speak a lick. A lick! of English. But apparently that that doesn't stop him from being Smackdown's #1 announcer. Explain that to me. Funaki!" - Ken Kennedy

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

WWF Superstars 4/15/95:

"Alright, plate of sushi, let's talk it over." - Dok Hendrix, as Shinja and Harvey Wippelman try to stop Hakushi and Kwang from fighting

"Shinja. That's not sushi. That's Shinja." - Vince Mcmahon

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

ROH Dragon Gate Invasion 8/27/05:

"Am I right my n**zel?" - Colt Cabana to Homicide, who doesn't take it well.

"Yeah, shut up f***ot." - AJ Styles to a fan during his match against Cima

"Oh you f***ot. Wahhh" - AJ Styles to no one in particular while working his way to his feet

James Gibson, once again, wears the confederate flag to the ring while also having two of them on his Dukes of Hazard trunks.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

collocation posted:

ROH Dragon Gate Invasion 8/27/05:

"Am I right my n**zel?" - Colt Cabana to Homicide, who doesn't take it well.

Not familiar with this one, is it a slur directed at Puerto Ricans?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
AJ Styles used that word like he was cursed by a witch.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

SG Bamboo posted:

Not familiar with this one, is it a slur directed at Puerto Ricans?

For anyone who didn't watch early-2000s ROH, Colt Cabana had a regular interview segment and that quote is from his attempt to endear himself to Homicide, which didn't work and started a months-long feud between the two. Homicide tried to pour Drano down Colt's throat at one point.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer

SG Bamboo posted:

Not familiar with this one, is it a slur directed at Puerto Ricans?

I think it's the n-word "Snoop style" - fo shizzle, etc.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Punch McLightning posted:

I think it's the n-word "Snoop style" - fo shizzle, etc.

almost certain it was this, yeah

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Punch McLightning posted:

I think it's the n-word "Snoop style" - fo shizzle, etc.

Ah, thanks. Not sure that one ever made it to my side of the world, or if it did I wasn't paying attention

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

DJExile posted:

almost certain it was this, yeah

It was. Colt's character didn't know. It was going OK when he told this joke (not sure of exact wording):

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

For drizzle"

but then he got too enthusiastic.

Qoey
Jun 2, 2014

CombineThresher posted:

For anyone who didn't watch early-2000s ROH, Colt Cabana had a regular interview segment and that quote is from his attempt to endear himself to Homicide, which didn't work and started a months-long feud between the two. Homicide tried to pour Drano down Colt's throat at one point.

I... What?

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Pope Corky the IX posted:

AJ Styles used that word like he was cursed by a witch.

He uses it like an exclamation.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Qoey posted:

I... What?

It's a pretty well-known moment in ROH, Homicide trying to poison Colt Cabana.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Qoey posted:

I... What?

Yeah, he also tried to cut his tongue out

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

That feud sounds amazing.

Raw 8/29/05:

"But Coach, c'mon, it's all about the bling bling, you should know that of all people." - Jerry Lawler

---

"I'm sorry. I forgot. Last week I totally forgot man. No no no no stop stop. I know that you like to hit guys from behind. <crowd erupts> Hey yo. Shame on you. Shame shame. Nobody's judging you Kurt, but I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'm just gonna do this. Put the vibe out there. <see picture> You can you can do whatever you want y'know. Nobody's watching us." - John Cena to Kurt Angle

Qoey
Jun 2, 2014

Edward Mass posted:

It's a pretty well-known moment in ROH, Homicide trying to poison Colt Cabana.

loving wild, man

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer

SG Bamboo posted:

Ah, thanks. Not sure that one ever made it to my side of the world, or if it did I wasn't paying attention

I remember it being a thing when I was a teen and not knowing what nizzle meant. I just thought it must have been something cool because Snoop was cool.

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

Punch McLightning posted:

I remember it being a thing when I was a teen and not knowing what nizzle meant. I just thought it must have been something cool because Snoop was cool.

I think it's like the carny wrestlers used to speak in.

https://www.louisianafolklife.org/LT/Articles_Essays/lfmdying.html

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

PWG Bola 9/3-4/05

"Like that's gonna happen soon, you stupid mustache f***ot bitch." - Kevin Steen to fan

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"Are you a homosexual? Because I've never known another man who has worn another man's name on his tights." - Chris Bosh to James Gibson

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

collocation posted:

"Oh you f***ot. Wahhh" - AJ Styles to no one in particular while working his way to his feet
This is the one where he uses it as an exclamation, possibly referring to his knee as that F word while selling that it was injured, right?

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

davidbix posted:

This is the one where he uses it as an exclamation, possibly referring to his knee as that F word while selling that it was injured, right?

Yep.

collocation
Jun 17, 2018

CZW Big Mutha FN Deal 9/10/05:

"I'm special, not like r*t**ed special, but talented special." - Niles Young

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"That's just disgusting, King. He just kissed em." Eric G. on Claudio and Hero

"F**s." - Eddie Kingston

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"What kind of a dance would you call that?" - Eric G on Chris Hero dancing

"R*t**d." - Eddie Kingston

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"<unintelligible> f***ot <unintelligible> fat pussy" - Nick Gage

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
To be fair to Nick Gage Fat Pussy was a lovable character from the HBO show Tony Soprano's

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