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Better Than You posted:lamar on the toelet Lamar, on the ocean The Browns, when the walls fell
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I'd say hell yeah, gonna watch this, but that's entirely on if a streamer puts up the Nick feed: https://twitter.com/BenFischerSBJ/status/1338855862085939206
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Dec 15, 2020 15:43
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actually this was Lamar's best moment yesterday https://twitter.com/jonas_shaffer/status/1338677993594642433 rushing TD + pass completion + pass reception + juggling, all in the same play
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Dec 15, 2020 16:02
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His best moment of the game, maybe of the season, was the run to the toilet 
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Dec 15, 2020 16:05
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I mean on the field, unless he also shat himself in the game
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Dec 15, 2020 16:27
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https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1338857835585671175?s=19 this is great
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Mystic Stylez posted:https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1338857835585671175?s=19 this basically guarantees a benches clearing brawl or constant audible fucks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqLjXD32y-o
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Dec 15, 2020 16:35
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Get some voice actors to call the game in character
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Dec 15, 2020 16:37
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https://twitter.com/howardeskin/status/1338871265860464640?s=21 Yikes
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Dec 15, 2020 16:40
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pornhub doing something similar
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Dec 15, 2020 16:46
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Mystic Stylez posted:actually this was Lamar's best moment yesterday I think this was right after one of the announcers said something like “he can’t throw the ball and catch it too!” Your move Brian Griese or whoever that was
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Dec 15, 2020 16:49
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From my non-gambler perspective, isn't there a decent chance someone won big because of this as well? Isn't the whole point that the money is roughly equal on either side?
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Dec 15, 2020 16:57
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Woozie66 posted:From my non-gambler perspective, isn't there a decent chance someone won big because of this as well? Isn't the whole point that the money is roughly equal on either side? That’s the intention but it’s bookmaking not parimutuel like (US) horse racing so it can be heavily weighted one way or another if the book sets it wrong. I doubt that happens much these days but who knows.
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Dec 15, 2020 17:03
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hobbesmaster posted:That’s the intention but it’s bookmaking not parimutuel like (US) horse racing so it can be heavily weighted one way or another if the book sets it wrong. I doubt that happens much these days but who knows. Makes sense. Thanks for the info!
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2020 and we're all Lamar poop truthers.
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Dec 15, 2020 18:29
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poo tape is real
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Dec 15, 2020 18:31
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Spoeank posted:poo tape is real Yes, ESPN broadcast it.
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Dec 15, 2020 18:37
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Don't believe Lamar's lies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0tIP4MRz_A
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Dec 15, 2020 18:39
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at least my qb stays on the field to poo poo the bed
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Lamar post HoF induction press conference: multiple MVPs, couple rings, dozens of broken records: "Lamar is it true that you almost shat your pants in 2020?"
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Dec 15, 2020 19:15
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The Eagles have had a ton of last play covers over the last few years Howard should know this
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Dec 15, 2020 19:32
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if that's real then OBJ has a pretty great sense of humor.
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Dec 15, 2020 19:53
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Lamar should really be embracing the poop.
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Mystic Stylez posted:https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1338857835585671175?s=19 this is what nfl alrady looks like when you're as hosed up as me
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Mystic Stylez posted:https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1338857835585671175?s=19 I hope my team gets this game gonna watch it in sponge vision with my complaining childrens.
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Dec 15, 2020 20:04
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From the way Lamar was walking to the locker room I'd say he had already done the deed and was just trying to contain the damage. Probably why it took so long. Had to get his pads off, shower off, find some clean underwear and leggings.
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Dec 15, 2020 20:22
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:From the way Lamar was walking to the locker room I'd say he had already done the deed and was just trying to contain the damage. Probably why it took so long. Had to get his pads off, shower off, find some clean underwear and leggings. This would explain the armband changing size too...he had to get a new one after the shower cuz it got wet, from the shower
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Dec 15, 2020 20:29
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Imagine how terrible it would be if you were a NFL quarterback had just had covid and had some lingering electrolyte imbalances or whatever that resulted in severe cramping requiring you to leave in the middle of an important divisional game. You spend almost an entire quarter getting an IV of fluids run then comeback in the last minutes to lead your team to victory. Then after the game you find the entire country thinks you poo poo your pants mid game and will always believe that. That would be terrible if it had actually happened
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Dec 15, 2020 20:30
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The cramping excuse would be valid if not for the doodoo walk on camera
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Dec 15, 2020 20:36
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LargeHadron posted:This would explain the armband changing size too...he had to get a new one after the shower cuz it got wet, from the shower Nah, he had to use the first armband to help wipe. Cause he pooped.
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Dec 15, 2020 20:41
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I wonder if this taking any heat off that equipment manager that somehow gave him frictionless shoes for the first half.
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a neat cape posted:The cramping excuse would be valid if not for the doodoo walk on camera Maybe it was butt cramps?
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hobbesmaster posted:I wonder if this taking any heat off that equipment manager that somehow gave him frictionless shoes for the first half. 100%. I’d completely forgotten about that between Lamar poopin’ his pants and all the rest of the insanity.
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Dec 15, 2020 20:53
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The internet zeitgeist isn’t responsible for that guy’s job though
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Dec 15, 2020 20:55
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I cramped up from dehydration on a hike during the summer and had to be carried the last half mile because I literally couldn't move my leg. Lamar totally took a poo poo.
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Dec 15, 2020 21:54
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There are plenty of arguments to fuel poo poo-gate. Professional athlete shrugs off injury random dude finds totally debilitating is not one of them.
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Dec 15, 2020 21:58
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really didnt think id read a "great ones tell their bodies not today" joke outside of the nba thread, good work puppy bowl
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The Puppy Bowl posted:There are plenty of arguments to fuel poo poo-gate. Professional athlete shrugs off injury random dude finds totally debilitating is not one of them. He wasn't cramping. I've had my share of "shrugged off injuries" when I was younger but there is a reason dudes are lying down with people massaging them while getting IVs when they cramp in professional sports. Hint: it's not because they can run. :P
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Best argument against the cramps is Lamar blaming his bad overthrows on a cramping arm. Well that and cramps=cra
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