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3 DONG HORSE posted:He wasn't cramping. I've had my share of "shrugged off injuries" when I was younger but there is a reason dudes are lying down with people massaging them while getting IVs when they cramp in professional sports. Hint: it's not because they can run. :P Runners stomach is a thing. (Abdominal) cramping and needing to take a poo poo can both happen. Point is, he definitely took a poo poo
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sourdough posted:Runners stomach is a thing. (Abdominal) cramping and needing to take a poo poo can both happen. Okay, maybe he was cramping. From that giant poo poo festering in his tummy.
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The Puppy Bowl posted:Best argument against the cramps is Lamar blaming his bad overthrows on a cramping arm. Well that and cramps=cra Poop is stored in the (throwing) arm
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The Puppy Bowl posted:There are plenty of arguments to fuel poo poo-gate. Professional athlete shrugs off injury random dude finds totally debilitating is not one of them. 3 DONG HORSE was in the best shape of his life though!!
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GeorgeBrettShitsHisPants.wmv Hemorrhoids
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:3 DONG HORSE was in the best shape of his life though!! The best shape in life is amorphous
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I’ve poo poo my pants as an adult. It happens. Am I proud of it? Of course not but I can sympathize with Lamar Jackson.
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Well, they still have at least one player with NFL punting experience.
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3 DONG HORSE posted:I respect him more knowing he won a game while missing an entire quarter due to diarrhea 
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if Lamar admits he had die die and came back to win I think that easily puts him at the top of the mvp debate
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Mystic Stylez posted:https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1338857835585671175?s=19
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hobbesmaster posted:Well, they still have at least one player with NFL punting experience. Jameis is on the saints now
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Fifty Three posted:hosed up to try to sucker more future NFL hopefuls with cartoon depictions of violence Cant wait for the acme anvil to come out of the sky as the player lays in fencing position on the ground from a hit to the head.
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sponges posted:I’ve poo poo my pants as an adult. It happens. Am I proud of it? Of course not but I can sympathize with Lamar Jackson. Same
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Lamar Jackson has nothing on George Brett Leaked by Dan Ryckert no less
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like to read the team names on that stats image above, as words. put together. balattle baltam clelarchi. balattleball. tamclelarchi
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I mean if he came out and played on fire, he should poo poo during games more often. Is there a Dragon Ball Z equivalent for powering up after dropping a deuce?
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sweet thursday posted:I hope what doesn't get lost in the shuffle is that Mcsorely's knee lasted just long enough WWPee
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Silly Burrito posted:I mean if he came out and played on fire, he should poo poo during games more often. Is there a Dragon Ball Z equivalent for powering up after dropping a deuce? I mean, you know how good you feel after you get it out of your system. You feel like a new man. Anyway we should have seen this coming considering Lamar is known to eat shrimp alfredo before big games https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/10/what-nfl-mvp-lamar-jackson-eats-before-a-big-game.html
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Well, I guess I'm watching the Bucs game on Sunday. It's a shame they're not playing the Panthers again. Last time they didn't even need the punter.
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AndrewP posted:Anyway we should have seen this coming considering Lamar is known to eat shrimp alfredo before big games Literally any exist to post this: Joel Embiid Downing Bucket Of Lukewarm Shrimp In Preparation For Game 3
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Ches Neckbeard posted:More high quality officiating last night The intentional grounding on Baker was complete horse poo poo too. Ravens dude grabbed his arm as he threw and yanked the pass sideways. There was someone wide open in the flat like 7 yards in front of where it landed. Browns punted and Ravens scored a TD.
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Henrik Zetterberg posted:The intentional grounding on Baker was complete horse poo poo too. Ravens dude grabbed his arm as he threw and yanked the pass sideways. There was someone wide open in the flat like 7 yards in front of where it landed. Browns punted and Ravens scored a TD. I mean they would've punted anyway, since it was incomplete on 3rd and 13. They ended up punting from the 21 instead of the 32. The Ravens got it at the 44 which feels more like a bad punt from Gilliam (avg punts are like 45 yards, while longs are more like 65, good punt + coverage flips the field). And the bullshit on the Ravens series isn't something that an extra 11 yards helps against. Of all the penalties to complain about, that's one of the least gamechanging.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:More high quality officiating last night this is a designed pick play, marlons running towards the sideline to cover his man, that dude ran into him to stop him. its textbook opi
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Borsche69 posted:I mean they would've punted anyway, since it was incomplete on 3rd and 13. They ended up punting from the 21 instead of the 32. The Ravens got it at the 44 which feels more like a bad punt from Gilliam (avg punts are like 45 yards, while longs are more like 65, good punt + coverage flips the field). And the bullshit on the Ravens series isn't something that an extra 11 yards helps against. Of all the penalties to complain about, that's one of the least gamechanging. Least game-changing, maybe, but the refs have been loving the Browns since the poo poo-rear end game against the Jags. Although I suppose everyone says that about their team. Carry on.
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