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Holy crap I completely forgot. I used to work with a guy named Rod Rodwell.
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there was a family who belonged to some very strange Christian sect who used to do business where I worked. they had something like a dozen kids. each boy got to choose his name when he was 5. one of them was Clark Kent, one was GI Joe. I can't remember any of the others. each girl was named after a planet. one of them was named Uranus, pronounced in the bad way. she went by Ranie and later worked at said business. you should never believe a story like this, especially online, but I promise it's all true.
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meanwhile, in publicly verifiable news: bonus: his wife's name was Bitsy: https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/8803673/george-richard-tiddy
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ive seen both a richard nixon and a robert oppenheimer
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numberoneposter posted:ive seen both a richard nixon and a robert oppenheimer one of my [does math] second cousins said she was going to make her daughter either Reagan or Nixon. she was born under GHW Bush and had not heard of either president.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Kox?wprov=sfla1
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I knew of a dude named Richard Holder and there are a ton of dudes out there named “Richard D Holder” apparently. We’re all a Dick Holder in the end, I guess. Except lesbians maybe.
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Empty Sandwich posted:meanwhile, in publicly verifiable news: Any relation to Trick Daddy?
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:Any relation to Trick Daddy? you got to understand, Trick loves the kids but in a wholesome way, unlike eg R
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I had a piano teacher named Miss Anus. Sounds like an award, Miss Anus 2020! 
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 Former San Angelo Mayor, Dick Funk.
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Lol, came to see if Tiny Kox was posted already. also Joke is a p common woman's name in the Netherlands (for older women) I once passed a house with a nameplate that had just DICK JOKE on it in giant letter, made me giggle.
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Hiden Toy Cox (Sr and Jr) http://www.herbarium.unc.edu/Collectors/Cox_HidenT.htm
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Noted rocket scientist and spacecraft designer https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxime_Faget
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When my wife and I were thinking of names for our kids we always spent weeks agonizing over whether or not there would be ways for someone to make fun of it, how it sounds with my last name, whether or not other people have the name already, etc. How does someone not say "Dick Face" out loud when naming their kid?
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https://www.longandfoster.com/GayHorney
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okkie posted:Lol, came to see if Tiny Kox was posted already. I always giggle and then feel a bit bad for him because while a name like Joke is funny written, at least it's different if you pronounce it the Dutch way. But Tiny pronounced Dutch becomes Teeny, so he's screwed either way because that's literally no better. 
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Spoke with an Austin Powers yesterday. While not terrible, very unfortunate.
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It's not a bad name as such, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Tits I mean he did introduce the Tits alternative and Tits group!
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I used to drive past the Rick Head sign a lot. https://imgur.com/a/XWaunpg
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I went to school with a guy named Stuart Stewart.
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empty baggie posted:I went to school with a guy named Stuart Stewart. guy so nice they named him twice
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Joey Bologna https://www.phillymag.com/news/2020/06/09/joseph-bologna-philly-police/
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one time at that same job I realized the only people in the store with me were Vassar, Nula, and Twrondra one of them has a stepson named Errand
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There's a promising college quarterback out there somewhere named General Booty
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When I was in high school I knew a kid named George Bush When I briefly worked as a substitute teacher I knew a kid whose parents names him Chi Town and another kid whose parents named him Alucard
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According to my mom, there was a boy at her school named Tinker Bell.
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At least Alucard can be shortened to Al, you could do way worse.
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my mom went to high school with a woman named Gay Dick, who went on to marry a man with the last name Sailor
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there is a nascar driver named Tony Alfredo but i think its a good name
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Colonel Cancer posted:At least Alucard can be shortened to Al, you could do way worse. That’s exactly what his teachers did, they pretty much refused to call him Alucard (he was too young to realize that his parents saddled him with a terrible name)
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numberoneposter posted:there is a nascar driver named Tony Alfredo It’s no Dick Trickle! Also there was an NFL player a while back named Craphonso Thorpe. Saying the name out loud it sounds fine, but the fact that the first four letters of his name spell out “Crap” qualifies it as a bad name imho
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That's am awesome name though
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Hmmm. What'd she do?
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's am awesome name though Kind of locks in your life path right from the start though
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her associate Ellis D. Trails has not yet been located
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