Christmas greetings from the IK's - Christmas Car Sixxers!

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CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Ho ho ho Merry Christmas to you all!

As a mark of celebration for this season of giving, we are offering the chance to have a Christmas themed car on your rapsheet! Post with your desired Christmas car and gain a sixxer with said car displayed proudly for all to see

But of course this being Christmas, there is some rules so you can be declared nice and receive your gift so please read carefully

1. Your chosen car must be either RED, GREEN or CHRISTMAS DECORATED (Preferably Red / Green AND Christmas themed

2. You may indeed ask for dealer choice and chance fate for what we will choose

3. If your car is not red, green or Christmas decorated, you will be declared naughty and be given only coal or whatever Santa thinks naughty requestors should get.

If you are a visitor to AI - welcome! You do not need to be a regular to ask for a gift, we are here to give freely

Offer remains open until the 26th and may or may not be delivered rapidly - but it will be delivered

Edit : Also, there is no limit to the giving - ask as many times as you want. However if I have already gifted you, MrChips or Elmnt80 are invited to gift you next - If MrChips gifts you first then myself and Elmnt80 are next - you get the idea. Collect gifts of a Christmas Car Sixxer from all three of us

Merry Christmas to all and have safe holidays

CAT INTERCEPTOR fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Dec 18, 2020

# ? Dec 17, 2020 23:34

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HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

Dealers choice

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# ? Dec 18, 2020 01:12

Fart Car '97: Jul 23, 2003

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Dealers choice

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Coward!!

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# ? Dec 18, 2020 01:41

Krakkles: May 5, 2003

Here for it. edit: HAPPY CHRISTMAS, CAT.

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# ? Dec 18, 2020 01:54

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

I'll start some IK-on-IK violence by posting this act of holiday-themed violence against a Sedan DeVille. At least I think that's what's under all those lights.

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# ? Dec 18, 2020 02:16

Mnoba: Jun 24, 2010

dealers choice

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# ? Dec 18, 2020 02:36

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Also, there is no limit to the giving - ask as many times as you want. However if I have already gifted you, MrChips or Elmnt80 are invited to gift you next - If MrChips gifts you first then myself and Elmnt80 are next - you get the idea. Collect gifts of a Christmas Car Sixxer from all three of us

CAT INTERCEPTOR fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Dec 18, 2020

# ? Dec 18, 2020 03:11

Kaiser Schnitzel: Mar 29, 2006; Schnitzel mit uns

Dealers choice plz idk anything about cars but I love a good 6er.

(I drive a red nissan xterra maybe you can find a Christmassy one?)

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# ? Dec 18, 2020 03:36

Tomarse: Mar 7, 2001; Grr

Santa only gets 12mpg because he drives everywhere with the boost gauge in the red.

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# ? Dec 18, 2020 04:16

A Small Car: Aug 24, 2016

Oooo, I'll play

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# ? Dec 18, 2020 04:18

Mr. Wiggles: Dec 1, 2003; We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

What the hell, I haven't had a probation in a minute.

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# ? Dec 18, 2020 04:30

Big Dick Cheney: Mar 30, 2007

Merry Christmas!!

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# ? Dec 18, 2020 12:35

Krakkles: May 5, 2003

And to all, a good night.

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# ? Dec 18, 2020 18:42

TrueChaos: Nov 14, 2006

Now this is a great christmas celebration... Dealer's choice please!

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# ? Dec 18, 2020 22:46

NitroSpazzz: Dec 9, 2006; You don't need style when you've got strength!

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

Unless you can find a better M1 or E30 M3 picture

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# ? Dec 18, 2020 23:27

Krakkles: May 5, 2003

I'd like a dealer's choice too!

# ? Dec 19, 2020 00:10

Krakkles: May 5, 2003

and then this one

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# ? Dec 19, 2020 00:12

beep-beep car is go: Apr 11, 2005; I can just eyeball this, right?

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# ? Dec 19, 2020 00:50

McTinkerson: Jul 5, 2007; Dreaming of Shock Diamonds

Can't find this any larger anywhere unfortunately.

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# ? Dec 19, 2020 18:26

Bajaha: Apr 1, 2011; BajaHAHAHA.

Hit me with something german and snowy.

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# ? Dec 19, 2020 22:07

Elmnt80: Dec 30, 2012

Probably worth mentioning, but if one of you goons has a Hanukah, Kwanzaa or nonreligious holiday car probe you want, feel free to post an image. Everyone should have some fun this holiday. :kimchi:

Elmnt80 fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Dec 19, 2020

# ? Dec 19, 2020 22:48

nut: Jul 30, 2019

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# ? Dec 19, 2020 23:25

meatpimp: May 15, 2004; Psst -- Wanna buy

EVERYWHERE
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

Do me better than Elmnt80 did the last one.

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meatpimp fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Dec 20, 2020

# ? Dec 20, 2020 00:21

biosterous: Feb 23, 2013

(hopefully that's red enough!)

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# ? Dec 20, 2020 00:42

Maksimus54: Jan 5, 2011

Hit me!

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# ? Dec 20, 2020 01:41

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

I'll have this festive DeLorean if you please:

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# ? Dec 20, 2020 04:44

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Merriment
Is
Always
The
Answer

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# ? Dec 20, 2020 05:22

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

I would like to request one with this image, in honor of the spirit of christmases with my pops.

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# ? Dec 20, 2020 12:01

randomidiot: May 12, 2006; by Fluffdaddy
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Dealer's choice, for I am not worthy enough to choose my own.

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# ? Dec 20, 2020 19:15

Sgt Fox: Dec 21, 2004; It's the buzzer I love the most. Makes me feel alive. Makes the V8's dead.

Perhaps a RADL approved Christmas tree?

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# ? Dec 20, 2020 19:20

luminalflux: May 27, 2005

Dealer's choice so I don't shitpost for the next few hours while watching christmas movies

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# ? Dec 21, 2020 03:48

Krakkles: May 5, 2003

Krakkles posted:

I'd like a dealer's choice too!

MrChips is too chicken to
probate me so I don't shitpost for the next few hours while watching christmas movies

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# ? Dec 21, 2020 04:13

randomidiot: May 12, 2006; by Fluffdaddy
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Irony: I almost wound up in an Outback in that same color and generation. Went with the 03 instead because the 99 had a pretty decently dented hatch and no timing belt records, though they were willing to take $900 for it.

# ? Dec 21, 2020 18:27